[ABE NOTE: Mod Challenge] dont ever quote me again bitch

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > [ABE NOTE: Mod Challenge] dont ever quote me again bitch

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

da411onCLassy posted:

So... I was out with my friends and I met this guy and he seemed pretty cute and in decent shape. We went out again the next week and he looked good then, too. Long story short when we finally hooked up I watched him get undressed and he was wearing loving Spanx underpants and had a good 2-3 inches of lard tucked into them. Needless to say I left and didn't go through with the hookup, which led to him texting me a bunch of bullshit about wasting his time (we went on 4 dates before the hookup scenario) and how I'm a bitch for criticizing his spanx when I was wearing them as well. I thought it was a known thing that all girls wear spanx and padded bras etc.

Am I missing something? When did this become normal and how many of you goons put on shapewear under your clothes??

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Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

itsgotmetoo posted:

I ain't said poo poo.

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