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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Have you seen how much RAM is in the very large Xbox One (which despite being named the One is actually the third Xbox)?

:siren: New Rule courtesy of Univbee: all owners of the Large Xbox One must post pictures of their console to prove ownership if they come to punch sharks to defend their honor. :siren:

:ducksiren:GET FUNNY LISTS TO POST ABOUT THE XBOX ONE HERE:ducksiren:


:frogsiren: Funny ASCII Art :frogsiren:

THE PENETRATOR posted:

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Eye of Widesauron fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 20, 2014

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Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

xbox

Trainmonk
Jul 4, 2007
No, how much is in there?

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Get this

It has a large power supply

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
ive heard it is larger than gaben

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
It's not that big I saw it in the shower once.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
Eh, the original XBOX was bigger.

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best
Xbox one? Yes please. Actually on second thoughts I'll take two of them.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Since no one from the actual shark tank is here yet just imagine a chart here:













Yeah!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Widestancer posted:

Since no one from the actual shark tank is here yet just imagine a chart here:













Yeah!

The amount of wives that guy has

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

I like the sportsballs, recommend me althe console with the best sportsball action

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

The amount of women consensually touched that guy has

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

qnqnx posted:

I like the sportsballs, recommend me althe console with the best sportsball action

Unlike the One the 3DS has Rusty's Real Deal Baseball which is a plus.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Widestancer posted:

Unlike the One the 3DS has Rusty's Real Deal Baseball which is a plus.

A good deal

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
Don't own a Wii U yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qS0_x9_04

RangerAce
Feb 25, 2014

Nope, this thread already sucks because you put the Humor icon on it, and not the Xbone icon. :colbert:

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

qnqnx posted:

I like the sportsballs, recommend me althe console with the best sportsball action
The Nokia N-Gage.

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

Widestancer posted:

Since no one from the actual shark tank is here yet just imagine a chart here:













Yeah!

im here

calusari
Apr 18, 2013

It's mechanical. Seems to come at regular intervals.
well sure the xbox one looks impressive... DON'T TOUCH IT!

but i predict within 100 years consoles will be 2x as powerful, 10000x larger and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Foils wife *starts smirking knowingly* Cucked him!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
meanwhile I'm loving my ironic Shitposting anime princess wife who dressed like Samus and bayonetta for me, because we think the Xbox one is actually good

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
xbox

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

RangerAce posted:

Nope, this thread already sucks because you put the Humor icon on it, and not the Xbone icon. :colbert:

I can ask to have that changed if you'd like?

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Like if people start using this thread I bet a mod would change the title if we pm'd them.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
who will be kind enough to go to neogaf to get us some good gifs

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

They called the third Xbox the Xbox one.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

littleorv
Jan 29, 2011

I saw an ad for Sunset Overdrive yesterday and it looked absolutely awful probably due to the unbelievable amount of RAM in the Xbox One the third Xbox.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
why would you ram your video games

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Ahundredbux posted:

why would you ram your video games

Maybe he got mod challenged

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i posted in the wrong thread this is confusing

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

elf help book posted:

i posted in the wrong thread this is confusing

Change is sometimes hard to deal with at first but I hope that the shark tank migrates here once they see the benefits.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




So I have to write a giant tryhard OP again?

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

univbee posted:

So I have to write a giant tryhard OP again?

I can ask Kewpuh if he'll send me the contents of the old OP if you'd like.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

univbee posted:

So I have to write a giant tryhard OP again?

lol if you need huge autistic guidelines to lol

RangerAce
Feb 25, 2014

I'm worried, though. If all the shark tankers come over here, then the hugbox will end up down in the guts of page 10, again. That seems sad to me.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Required literature:
https://www.listwar.com

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

univbee posted:

So I have to write a giant tryhard OP again?

You, you "have" to

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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
i like my boxes like i like my women.
large with poor graphics

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