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I still think the weirdest bad at video games support request I've seen is the kid who posted on the Bloodlines forum asking for advice on how to play the haunted house level without having a panic attack.
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StoryTime posted:I remember Redemption pretty well, it had crazy dynamic shadows and poo poo for the time. Made my kickass nVidia card gasp for air. I thought the gameplay was pretty basic dungeon hack and slash with vampire powers, with a lot of stupid stuff like casting vampire disciplines off scrolls and bottles of blood being stored everywhere in chests. Cool areas though, I remember the Tremere chantry and the Cappadocian place being really cool. The story was loving hilarious, it was all about this super embarrassing teenage crush over a nun that Christof just couldn't get over because he got vamped. The voice acting and everything made it so bad. lmao I forgot all about the goddamn nun bullshit... very twilight 
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Oct 23, 2014 15:56
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I read a guide and just ran through the haunted house not paying attention to anything because I dont like grtting scared in videogames.
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Oct 23, 2014 15:57
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That haunted house gets people every time, man. The devs knew, too, and put in a console man that does nothing but let you skip the quest.
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Oct 23, 2014 15:57
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Chatrapati posted:I could never beat the werewolf and gave up. I made a talky guy and if he even hit me once I would die. i accidentally figured out a spot next to the gondola wait where he'd never actually attack me so i juist stood there and read a book for 2 minutes
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Oct 23, 2014 16:07
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My Brujah should totes be able to kill that werewolf. That reminds me of the worst bug I ever encountered in the game: Elevators and the like just wouldn't move. Usually I could fix this with noclip, but it took this crazy kind of timing in order to get through the werewolf level. My character would freeze in place as soon as I hit the button for the cablecar to take me back, but the car wouldn't actually move. I had to noclip at exactly the right time so I could fly through the air into the invisible level-transition.
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Oct 23, 2014 16:13
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Is this game honestly $20 right now? I'd just wait till next week for the steam halloween sale you can probably pick it up for 3 bucks.
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Oct 23, 2014 16:14
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Halloween Jack posted:My Brujah should totes be able to kill that werewolf. the worst bug i ever encountered was the furniture in your special ghoul apartment flipping out and rotating, levitating in the air, etc. so the entire room became unnavigable without noclip
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Oct 23, 2014 16:24
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i can sincerely say i've never played another game where i've been so cavalier about my use of noclip
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Oct 23, 2014 16:25
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Vermain posted:the worst bug i ever encountered was the furniture in your special ghoul apartment flipping out and rotating, levitating in the air, etc. so the entire room became unnavigable without noclip Which didn't move, so it was like some Malkavian broke in and replaced all my doorknobs with blocks of ice full of frozen goldfish
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Oct 23, 2014 16:47
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Jeanete makes me horney
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Oct 23, 2014 16:55
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What does it mean if Therese makes you horney?
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Oct 23, 2014 16:58
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It's strange how there are all these reports about all the crazy bugs in this game. I played this a lot right after release, and the worst I ever got was ploishing through the street in Downtown and falling into the nothingness below gamer existence. I never get the cool bugs. 
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Oct 23, 2014 17:00
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Halloween Jack posted:What does it mean if Therese makes you horney? It means you got superior taste Through advanced science I have determined the official hotness tier list: Imalia Heather Therette Therese Damsel The Giovanni chick who thinks she's your cousin and tries to.do sex with you on an embalming table or in the family crypt Pisha The confession club owner The japanese demon hunter chick Jeanette Head of the kuei jin The ghost in the hotel The corpse of the malk primogen's dead wife All the thinblood chicks The old homeless lady with the plauge VV
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Oct 23, 2014 17:49
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You forgot the Toreador strip club owner and the plague-rat cougar.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:45
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Halloween Jack posted:You forgot the Toreador strip club owner and the plague-rat cougar. Strip club owner is VV and she is bad Can't remember plauge girls name though, or a couple others I listed so pls help me fill in the blanx
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Oct 23, 2014 19:55
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ForeverSmug posted:Strip club owner is VV and she is bad Confession club is Venus, devil hunter girl is Yohko, head of the Kuei-Jin is Ming Xiao.
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Oct 23, 2014 19:58
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ForeverSmug posted:Strip club owner is VV and she is bad
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Halloween Jack posted:What does it mean if Therese makes you horney? Look into financial domination.
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Oct 23, 2014 20:21
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vtmb is a p.cool game one of my faves i play it at least once a year and its never gone from my hdd sometimes i dink around in 3ds max and udk attempting to recreate the santa monica haven while hoping for a new game like it
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Okay revised tier list. This is official and scientifically accurate -Heather Poe -Imalia -"Tourette" Voerman -Deb -Therese Voerman -Damsel -Nadia Milliner, your sexy Giovanni -Pisha -Venus Dare -"Hey sugar, lookin for a date?", ie the hooker with the one red pigtail -Jeanette Voerman -Jezebel Locke, Toxic Hooker extrordinare -Yukie Ogami -Ming Xiao -Ghost of Ocean House Hotel -Grout's dead wife -Hannah (chick dying of plague, pre-death) -Thinblooded Psychic Rosa -Thinblooded Retard Hippy Lily -Patty the stupid retard ghoul/Pisha's take-out dinner -The old homeless lady with the plauge -Velvet Velour
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Oct 23, 2014 21:09
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The hardest part was determining if thinbloods or the homeless were more disgusting
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Oct 23, 2014 21:12
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You will always have the poor among you, but thin-bloods are a sign of Gehenna.
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Halloween Jack posted:The most INTERESTING bug I encountered was one of the ones that replaces an object with another object. All the doorknobs in my apartment were replaced with fish from the fishtank. This sounds like something a Malkavian would do, and thats awesome.
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Halloween Jack posted:The most INTERESTING bug I encountered was one of the ones that replaces an object with another object. All the doorknobs in my apartment were replaced with fish from the fishtank. fishmalk
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Halloween Jack posted:The most INTERESTING bug I encountered was one of the ones that replaces an object with another object. All the doorknobs in my apartment were replaced with fish from the fishtank. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCpLWkHIJ-E evidently its triggered by opening all the doors in the luckee star hotel over 8 times
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Upmarket Mango posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCpLWkHIJ-E I refuse to believe this is a glitch or bug
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ForeverSmug posted:Requiem: "remember all the cool poo poo about masquerade? Well we took everything out b/c one or two tardos complained about MUH PLAYER AGENCY" Also Tremere aren't vamps anymore, they're Mage characters. Kind of misses the whole point of having a magelike archetype in non-Mage campaigns. Halloween Jack posted:The most INTERESTING bug I encountered was one of the ones that replaces an object with another object. All the doorknobs in my apartment were replaced with fish from the fishtank. That's the bug that killed my last run. Mine were mailboxes.
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Tremere were originally mages in Ars Magica anyway.Halloween Jack posted:You will always have the poor among you, but thin-bloods are a sign of Gehenna. the best part about this is that thin bloods don't cause gehenna, it's the mass slaughter of vampires (thin blooded or otherwise) that wakes the antediluvians so the thin-bloods are a sign of gehenna, but only because the elders freak out and murder them
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also I'm pretty sure everyone who talks about werewolves ever in the game is like "dude don't even loving try to fight one you will get DESTROYED". I think proper anti-werewolf protocol is "run away while shooting fear-pee into the sky to mask your escape" what I liked about bloodlines' story is kinda the duality between how insignificant you were and how much you could affect things if you managed to figure out what was happening at the time. I also like how you went from "barely stronger than a human" to "bitch-slapping commandos". the endgame does kinda suck but I like how it lets you see just how strong/ridiculous you've gotten EDIT: dammit now I kinda want to replay it thanks a lot dicks
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I wonder how things would've went down if you had to fight a mage in this. Can't mages do poo poo like teleport active grenades into you or summon lightning to strike you or some poo poo? I can't imagine anything but an elder kicking the poo poo out of one, but then again your vamp does kill a 7th gen Tzimisce and a 7th gen Nagloper, so who knows?
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SunAndSpring posted:I wonder how things would've went down if you had to fight a mage in this. Can't mages do poo poo like teleport active grenades into you or summon lightning to strike you or some poo poo? I can't imagine anything but an elder kicking the poo poo out of one, but then again your vamp does kill a 7th gen Tzimisce and a 7th gen Nagloper, so who knows? In 1st edition oMage, vampires counted as ordinary matter, so basic Matter spells could turn even a Methuselah into a chair without any way for the vamp to defend against it.
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Effectronica posted:In 1st edition oMage, vampires counted as ordinary matter, so basic Matter spells could turn even a Methuselah into a chair without any way for the vamp to defend against it. what kind of chair? Like a rich mahogany or ebony one or like a lovely one made of cedar?
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You know how if you Piss off Strauss he just teleported you outside and you can't get back in? Like that but worse Ain't no mage got time for your poo poo
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Oct 25, 2014 22:32
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SunAndSpring posted:what kind of chair? Like a rich mahogany or ebony one or like a lovely one made of cedar? IKEA to make their chair-hell humiliating
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Oct 25, 2014 22:48
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Where do those hunters get all those katanas and military assault rifles from anyway?
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SunAndSpring posted:Where do those hunters get all those katanas and military assault rifles from anyway? It's the Old World of Darkness. Katanas, trenchcoats lined with kevlar, and other proto-Matrix stuff are for sale at the local convenience stores
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Oct 25, 2014 23:12
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could a WoD mage take on werewolves and poo poo?
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AHungryRobot posted:could a WoD mage take on werewolves and poo poo? Basically, for oWoD, it goes Mages Mummies/Demons Werewolves Vamps/Kuei-Jin Wraiths/Changelings Hunters Mortals IIRC, that is. For nWoD, it's not quite as simple, but wraiths/Kuei-Jin are gone and changelings move up to be with werewolves.
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