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Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

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Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

quote:

5:16 - zen death robot: hey i know you shot zoq down but....you wanna play some co-op unreal 2 sometime?...

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

zdr would never ever ask to play unreal 2 co-op because that is single player only

you have truly insulted his gaming honor

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

you loving slut

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
no one ever messages me on steam...:sigh:

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i meant in a sexual way...

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

zdr please correct this grievous gaming inconsistency, you must have said unreal gold coop

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
hurf de durf

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

no one ever messages me on steam...:sigh:

add me on steam bby

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Kazvall posted:

zdr would never ever ask to play unreal 2 co-op because that is single player only

you have truly insulted his gaming honor
the xbox version has splitscreen you god damned peasant

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

me-----><----zdr

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Budget Cop posted:

the xbox version has splitscreen you god damned peasant

console FPSes...? shameful, dang shameful

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

look im not here to talk to inferior pc gamers. the imp zone mods are stalking and harassing me and i feel like no one is taking it seriously

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
tell me it isn't so ZDR... xbox one(not the third one...gessh, the FIRST ONE) unreal 2 co op sesh? ....say it ain't so

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
you don't have to be a horny teen to be a mod of this forum...but it helps!

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Budget Cop posted:

look im not here to talk to inferior pc gamers. the imp zone mods are stalking and harassing me and i feel like no one is taking it seriously

this is an outrage

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

list of sexual harassment ive gotten from ZDR:
-replaced the underwear i got from the Catherine special edition with his own dirty underwear
-told me that if he starts living with me that "the xbox one won't be the biggest thing in your house anymore" while grabbing his crotch
-replaced my Drake: The Sensitive Rapper album collection with ZDR: The Sensitive Gamer
-installed the following games on my pc: Bonecraft, Bonerwars 2, Bone Zone and Sonic The Hedgehog 2006
-transformed into an anime character and threatened to rape me (see previous post)

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

sugar you best call me mario cuz im about to go down your pipes

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

memes he has sent me over the past couple of days:


(he didnt send this one but i thought it was pretty funny lol...)

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.

Dexters Secret posted:

sugar you best call me mario cuz im about to go down your pipes

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Budget Cop posted:

memes he has sent me over the past couple of days:


is kewpuh a helium baloon hahahaha

surc
Aug 17, 2004

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

is kewpuh a helium baloon hahahaha

This isn't funny, because he still couldn't lift him then tho?

Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

6:23 - Prefuse 😸: dude seriously why are you doing this? what the gently caress is wrong with you?
6:24 - zen death robot:

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Budget Cop posted:

-transformed into an anime character and threatened to rape me (see previous post)

What more could you ask for

also theres no pc version of sonic 06

A cool damn horse
Jan 25, 2009

I'm really loving happy that you've reported this to the right place. This is sick, even for these IKs...

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
This isn't funny.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Seriously, Zoq, ZDR, this is really messed up. Stop harassing my friends.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

This is some smacktarded BYOB poo poo, IMO.

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Budget Cop posted:

list of sexual harassment ive gotten from ZDR:
-replaced the underwear i got from the Catherine special edition with his own dirty underwear
-told me that if he starts living with me that "the xbox one won't be the biggest thing in your house anymore" while grabbing his crotch
-replaced my Drake: The Sensitive Rapper album collection with ZDR: The Sensitive Gamer
-installed the following games on my pc: Bonecraft, Bonerwars 2, Bone Zone and Sonic The Hedgehog 2006
-transformed into an anime character and threatened to rape me (see previous post)

this is hosed up please kewpuh unmod and ban zdr

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo


This is Unreal2-Chan.

She is willing to forgive any horny gamer for their transgressions.

All you have to do is say:

"forgive me oh beautiful unreal2-chan"

If you don't say this you will remain horny forever.

Thank you!

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
why the gently caress would i refuse being horney forever??

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
horniness turns good men into monsters, See: our otherwise normal IKs

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
Prude Prefuse

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Wormskull posted:

This is some smacktarded BYOB poo poo, IMO.

Scyther
Dec 29, 2010

Slaughter the unfunny retard op

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

Scyther posted:

Slaughter the unfunny retard op

please don't slut-shame

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

zen death robot posted:

Go play some WoW or whatever ancient tucking game you always play and stay out of it

gently caress off.

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Budget Prefuse
Sep 26, 2011

Scyther posted:

Slaughter the unfunny retard op
What the gently caress!?! This wasn't supposed to be funny you white noise b*tch. The imp zone IKs are harassing me and everyone thinks it's a loving joke. Get the gently caress out of here before my bodyguards (The Black Baby Goku and ArfJason) escort you back to Games where you belong.

Wormskull posted:

This is some smacktarded BYOB poo poo, IMO.
What the gently caress!?! My friends Pro Target (of BYOB Reggae Fame) and Fart gently caress Hell 5 are the target of some serious harassment in BYOB and you're telling me to go post about this there? What the heck!?


zen death robot posted:

I mean the rest of that poo poo, yeah I did itk so what? But it was god damneD Call of Duty: Ghosts not Unreal 2

What kinda sick motherfuker do you think I am?
What the gently caress!?! I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear (AVGN Quote) than ever play unreal 2: ghosts with you.

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