1KoB Week 8: I Finally Have A Good Week

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Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Bjay9 posted:

Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards
Jarius Wright - Receiving Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

952. Well I'm busting unless Dez decides to commit a felony on the way to the stadium tonight.

# ? Oct 27, 2014 16:48

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# ? May 6, 2024 15:31

Mind_Taker: May 7, 2007

Mind_Taker posted:

Whoops almost forgot my list:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards 418
Drew Brees - Passing Yards 311
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards 25
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards 59

Tucker Number: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards

Willis Token in play

Despite Rodgers exploding I am in okay shape going into tonight: 813 with Murray

# ? Oct 27, 2014 18:44

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Sitting at 749 with Romo on deck. His average on the season in like 255 right now I think, so it could go either way.

My gut is telling me though that it's gonna be a bust-heavy week, and I'm bracing for the worst.

# ? Oct 27, 2014 20:02

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards (325)
Drew Brees - Passing Yards (311)
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards (418)

Tucker: Jason Witten - Receiving Yards

Ack!! 1054 + Witten!

# ? Oct 27, 2014 21:03

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

I'm pretty sure I'm sitting at about 1200 before tonight.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:23

Alfred P. Pseudonym: May 29, 2006; And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Matthew Stafford - Passing - 325
Andrew Luck - Passing - 400
Andre Ellington - Rushing - 71
Steve Smith - Receiving - 35
Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing

831 with Murray to go. I'm down.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:33

JGKing: Dec 26, 2012; What has happened to this company?!

JGKing posted:

Alex Smith - Passing Yards 226
Tom Brady - Passing Yards 354
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 400
Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards inactive
Reggie Bush - Receiving Yards inactive

Tucker Number Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

980 + Bryant. Ohhhh poo poo.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 00:43

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Drew Brees - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Mike Glennon - Passing

Tucker #:

Tony Romo - Rushing

836. Maybe everyone else will bust, or Scott Linehan will unveil the read option.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:10

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

ChuckHead posted:

Russell Wilson - passing yards 199
Ryan Tannehill - passing yards 196
Jay Cutler - passing yards 227

Tucker Number - Tony Romo - passing yards

622 with Romo to go. I already busted didn't I.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 01:11

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

OH CRAP almost forgot.

Andrew Luck - passing
Brian Hoyer - passing
Aaron Rodgers - passing
DeMarco Murray - rushing

1094 + DeMarco Murray. :lol:

# ? Oct 28, 2014 02:00

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards - 275
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards - 0
Ben Tate - Rushing Yards - 26
Terrence West - Rushing Yards - 11
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards - 1
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards - 34
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards - 88
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards - 0
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards - 60
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards - 40
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards - 0
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards - 27
Derek Carr - Passing Yards - 328
T#: DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards

890 + Murray

# ? Oct 28, 2014 02:20

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I bust because Romo doesn't know not to play with a broken back.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 04:35

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

956 I'll take it

# ? Oct 28, 2014 04:44

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Tony Romo at 209 and I'm at 958. That somehow turned into my best week all season, so far. Was almost sure I was gonna bust.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 04:44

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Bjay9 posted:

952. Well I'm busting unless Dez decides to commit a felony on the way to the stadium tonight.

982

# ? Oct 28, 2014 04:49

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

976. Football is madness and that's all there is to it.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 04:50

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

839 with demarco left. I feel confident that he will not run more than 161 yards

980 top ten for sure

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:38

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

bushisms.txt posted:

PHI,ARI, NO team rushing
IND, PIT, OAK team receiving

DAL Bryant - receiving

Yo dude, I don't want to single you out or anything but when you format it like this it's a real pain in the rear end to score because I have to basically retype the whole thing in my document instead of just copying it. So for everybody: please list out every team and/or player you intend to use on a separate line, and use their full names. It makes things go a lot faster.

Week 9 thread might go up tonight, more likely tomorrow evening.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 05:59

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

I FINALLY DON'T BUST

Fenrir posted:

856 with Murray... maybe not a third straight week of busting?

997

# ? Oct 28, 2014 09:05

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

M Ryan ATL - passing 228
M Glennon TB - passing 171
D Brees NO - passing 311

Tucker # - Dez Bryant DAL recieving 30

740

I should have stuck with Tony Romo as my Tucker :sigh:

# ? Oct 28, 2014 13:41

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Can't wait to see who has the worst bust this week. Pretty sure at least one person is sitting close to 1400 yards.

Not to mention multiple people busting prior to their Tucker Number.

Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Oct 28, 2014

# ? Oct 28, 2014 15:20

Felter Chesthard: Sep 11, 2001

Apples McGrind posted:

Can't wait to see who has the worst bust this week. Pretty sure at least one person is sitting close to 1400 yards.

Not to mention multiple people busting prior to their Tucker Number.

I had Luck and Roethlisberger and Rodgers. Someone going to beat that?

# ? Oct 28, 2014 16:50

Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

solauran posted:

List for the week:

Geno Smith - Passing - 5 (lol)
Michael Vick - Passing - 153
Kyle Orton - Passing - 238
EJ Manuel - Passing - 0
Tom Brady - Passing - 354
Jimmy Garappolo - Passing - 22 (more yards than Geno! send a first, Idzik)
Justin Forsett - Rushing - 68

Tucker: DeMarco Murray - Rushing - 141

Used Willis

981 - the anemic Jets were balanced by the diabolical Brady and the significantly less diabolical and most likely small animal loving Garappolo, meaning Willis stayed on the bench watching Murray go to town. Good score but looks like a bunch of people did really well so prob bottom top 10/upper field.

edit:

Bjay9 posted:

982

BjaynnniiiiiiNNNE :doom:

Metapod posted:

980 top ten for sure

I can be your Reed Richards if you want

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Oct 28, 2014

# ? Oct 28, 2014 17:22

Horse Inspector: Aug 11, 2005; privacy publicly displayed

Apples McGrind posted:

Can't wait to see who has the worst bust this week. Pretty sure at least one person is sitting close to 1400 yards.

Not to mention multiple people busting prior to their Tucker Number.

I did a quick count before MNF and was north of 1200 I think, with Des as my tucker. So I might be a contender.

Felter Chesthard posted:

I had Luck and Roethlisberger and Rodgers. Someone going to beat that?

I had Rodgers and Stafford and thought only 2QBs would be okay. But 2 of my receivers went over 100 yards and so did Forte.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 18:32

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

WaffleZombie posted:

So, 1266 + DeMarco. Pretty sure that's the worst bust I've ever had.

So....1407. Just...a bit outside.

# ? Oct 28, 2014 19:07

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

There's been worse. Someone hit like 1700 or so that one time Brady and Henne combined for 950 all on their own. The 2011 strike caused SO many busts :allears:

e: Aha, found it - swickles hit 1750, and half the field busted (me included)

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Oct 29, 2014

# ? Oct 29, 2014 00:32

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

Finally a good week, hello refreshed tokens.

pre:

Seattle Seahawks   - Rushing Yards - 119
Kansas City Chiefs - Rushing Yards - 143
Miami Dolphins     - Rushing Yards - 148
New York Jets      - Rushing Yards - 175
Cleveland Browns   - Rushing Yards - 039
Baltimore Ravens   - Rushing Yards - 107
New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards - 193

DeMar Murray - Dal - Receiving Yards - Tucker # - Revis Token

924 before MNF

Murray's 80 becomes 0 due to the token.

So close to a perfect 1k. :unsmith:

# ? Oct 29, 2014 05:06

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# ? May 6, 2024 15:31

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Actually you can't use the Revis Token on a running back, so you just barely busted. But you should still get decent points because there's gonna be a looooot of busts this week.

# ? Oct 29, 2014 06:54

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