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Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

shadow hearts, same as every year since 2001

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Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
idk but i really liked styx: master of shadows and lethal league this year

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

dark souls 2 sucked but i cant think of any other new games i played this year so i guess dark souls 2

texting my ex
Nov 15, 2008

I am no one
I cannot squat
It's in my blood
yea dark souls 2

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Give Pat a Job posted:

If I play through this enough, does the option to kill oneself appear? If so, GOTY. If not, I dunno, some bullshit with Mario?

thats how you get to new game plus

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo
Shadows of Mordor

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

So far it is Bayonetta 2.

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

A male gaze fantasy as welcomed by Gamergate enthusiasts. This game is the definition as to why feminism is necessary in the world of video gaming. Bayonetta is a powerful woman yes, but this game glorifies hypersexuality, promotes brutal violence, and fills the mind of young boys with lust and imperfect fantasies of what women really are. This game is a device to delusion the male audience to the fact they're being played for cattle, headed to a slaughterhouse. I can only hope that in the near future games like these become banned, and possessors of such imprisoned for supporting the crime of misogyny.

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

i just bought bayonetta 2, am i going to jail?

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot
its Dota 2 guys

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Leadthumb posted:

i just bought bayonetta 2, am i going to jail?

yes. enjoy gaming while you can, my imp brother

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
*puts on fake mustache*

The Wonderful One-oh-one

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

wait i thought gabe decided on who received this year's Gabe (oscars for video games)

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Looper posted:

*puts on fake mustache*

The Wonderful One-oh-one

INCREDIBLY problematic.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Bolverkur posted:

wait i thought gabe decided on who received this year's Gabe (oscars for video games)
I cannot reveal the identities of the GOTY Committee ;)

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Leadthumb posted:

A male gaze fantasy as welcomed by Gamergate enthusiasts. This game is the definition as to why feminism is necessary in the world of video gaming. Bayonetta is a powerful woman yes, but this game glorifies hypersexuality, promotes brutal violence, and fills the mind of young boys with lust and imperfect fantasies of what women really are. This game is a device to delusion the male audience to the fact they're being played for cattle, headed to a slaughterhouse. I can only hope that in the near future games like these become banned, and possessors of such imprisoned for supporting the crime of misogyny.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
cis male gamer

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

elf help book posted:

cis male gamer

Cake Attack
Mar 26, 2010

well if i have to be destroyed, i'm glad it's by someone sexy as hell like bayonetta

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
i think bayonettas sexy and i know if i told her she would step on my balls and that makes her even sexier

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Male CISHET gamer checking in

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Cake Attack posted:

well if i have to be destroyed, i'm glad it's by someone sexy as hell like bayonetta
As someone that is not a cis male gamer I am jealous. Male privilege strikes again. :(

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Kylra posted:

As someone that is not a cis male gamer I am jealous. Male privilege strikes again. :(
it's okay she can step on your balls too

Cake Attack
Mar 26, 2010

bayonetta's here to destroy cishet male gamers and chew bubblegum and she's all out of bubblegum

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

*looks at two buttons labelled 'be a sjw' and 'like bayonetta'*

*glances between the two furtively*

*screams like a chimpanzee and slams head into keyboard*

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
do you think bayonetta waxes her pussy? (pages 1,2,3,4,5,6...)

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Endorph posted:

it's okay she can step on your balls too
Hot.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Endorph posted:

*looks at two buttons labelled 'be a sjw' and 'like bayonetta'*

*glances between the two furtively*

*screams like a chimpanzee and slams head into keyboard*
Just push both buttons gawd male cishet gamers always making this so difficult

Kylra fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Oct 24, 2014

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

do you think bayonetta waxes her pussy? (pages 1,2,3,4,5,6...)

no her demon hair is her power someone try to take her pants down and a magic snapping turtle or something bite off their hand

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
serious post

shovel knight

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
the answer is portal 2 every year that metroid prime or super metroid or mario galaxy 2 didnt come out

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nintendo

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


GOTY is Doom

GOTY is always Doom

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip

BoredDG posted:

GOTY is Doom

GOTY is always Doom

you dishonor that stone cold steve austin avatar

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I vote other gamers, because what is gaming without friends?

El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
Shadow of Mordor, as far as AAA-Gaming goes. There's probably something Indie that tops it but gently caress if I know.

sharrrk posted:

Sonic Adventure 2: Battle

E: wait gently caress. No. Smash Bros, definitely. Not even a competition there...except maybe Bayonetta 2, but I haven't played it yet.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
*takes glasses off, combs hair over*

Donkey Kong Country 2

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Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

everytime i think about playing nintendo i feel warm

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