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Endorph posted:there are no bad castlevania games lords of shadow is extremely bad
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romanowski posted:lords of shadow is extremely bad Gaijincraft games don't count
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Oct 25, 2014 18:05
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thuly posted:Dracula X on PC engine is the best not sotn castlevania I will accept this.
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Oct 25, 2014 18:58
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bonzibuddy64 posted:Ban him
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Oct 25, 2014 19:04
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The original castlevania owns and you can gently caress off if you disagree
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Oct 25, 2014 19:05
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bonzibuddy64 posted:like.. air control isnt something they forgot to program.. its a pretty deliberate design decision and makes games like super ghouls and ghosts what they are i have never had fun because i tried to avoid something impossible to avoid because the game devs were too human being dumb to put in responsive controls. Jesus, Listen. Just loving listen to yourself, okay? This is what you're saying. *EXTREMELY JEWISH VOICE* "I don't think trickjumps are cool. I don't think crazy platforming challenge is cool. I think it's cool for games to suck, and for their controls to handle poorly. I enjoy games whose flaws I can write off as deliberate decisions to make the game worse. I enjoy eating trash and playing trash and rubbing trash into my body, and I am a human being." Now you look pretty lame, hmm?
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Oct 25, 2014 19:07
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each and every Game'rs fantasy of the queer vampyre games is a Lie. Every Castlevania sucks. Illuminatus.
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Oct 25, 2014 19:08
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:bonus gif, not really thread related lol
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Oct 25, 2014 19:11
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Cobweb Heart posted:each and every Game'rs fantasy of the queer vampyre games is a Lie. Every Castlevania sucks. Illuminatus. Ban this fuckhead
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Oct 25, 2014 19:11
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Three is cool since you can make friends with a wizard, a pirate, or a vampire
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Oct 25, 2014 19:11
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Oct 25, 2014 19:20
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Oct 25, 2014 19:23
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I really should try to beat the NES games. I've always wanted to do that but I've never succeeded. I will probably play the romhack of 2 that makes it good, as I have not played that before.
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Oct 25, 2014 19:24
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WORST FORUMS GUY posted:The original castlevania owns and you can gently caress off if you disagree
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Oct 25, 2014 19:32
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Cobweb Heart posted:i have never had fun because i tried to avoid something impossible to avoid because the game devs were too human being dumb to put in responsive controls. Jesus, Listen. Just loving listen to yourself, okay? This is what you're saying. *EXTREMELY JEWISH VOICE* "I don't think trickjumps are cool. I don't think crazy platforming challenge is cool. I think it's cool for games to suck, and for their controls to handle poorly. I enjoy games whose flaws I can write off as deliberate decisions to make the game worse. I enjoy eating trash and playing trash and rubbing trash into my body, and I am a human being." Now you look pretty lame, hmm? I changed my opinion on account of not wanting to be on the same side as this guy
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Oct 25, 2014 19:49
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Everyone needs to accept Castlevania into their lives. Except the second one.
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Oct 25, 2014 19:57
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would play castlevania ii: blackulas curse, the curse is that the police come out at night and treat simon belmont as if he was black even though he's white
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Oct 25, 2014 20:55
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StoryTime posted:Everyone needs to accept Castlevania into their lives. Except the second one. c'mon it deserves love. didn't that game feature bloody tears for the first time?
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Oct 25, 2014 21:14
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I thought meant Second Life which made sense to me
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Oct 25, 2014 21:20
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castlevania 4 is loving stupid, sub weapons are useless and the whip is like half the screen in size, goes in every direction and doesn't have the same vulnerable start-up that other games had combine that with all the silly tech demo WHOAH LOOK AT THIS MODE SEVEN WE CAN DO ON THE SUPER NINTENDO where you sit on hooks and watch neat stuff happen in the background and it's basically a 2D god of war rondo of blood (which has a regular PC version with english translation that works perfectly on modern OS) is better in every single way possible. It takes all the kinda janky but cool controls/movement from the original game and instead of throwing them into the dumpster improves them while still keeping the specific pacing/decision making that made the original game stand out. also for you babbies that can't deal with castlevania platforming it lets you play as a little anime girl who can double jump, making it the direct inspiration for that mode in the new ninja gaidens where you have to wear a big girly ribbon in order to get weaker enemies darealkooky fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Oct 25, 2014 |
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Oct 25, 2014 21:28
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The White Dragon posted:would play castlevania ii: blackulas curse, the curse is that the police come out at night and treat simon belmont as if he was black even though he's white what about a blaxploitation castlevania where blackula has revived in 1970's harlem and it's up to the pimp dolemite belmont to stop him and The Man that revived him
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Oct 25, 2014 21:30
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darealkooky posted:castlevania 4 is loving stupid, sub weapons are useless and the whip is like half the screen in size, goes in every direction and doesn't have the same vulnerable start-up that other games had Jesus Christ.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:32
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Jesus Christ.
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Oct 25, 2014 21:32
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darealkooky posted:castlevania 4 is loving stupid, sub weapons are useless and the whip is like half the screen in size, goes in every direction and doesn't have the same vulnerable start-up that other games had gently caress you
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Oct 25, 2014 21:34
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I'm sorry I need to be the bearer of bad news, but that game you liked is actually total bullshit only idiot morons enjoy it happens to everyone
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Oct 25, 2014 21:41
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darealkooky posted:castlevania 4 is loving stupid, sub weapons are useless and the whip is like half the screen in size, goes in every direction and doesn't have the same vulnerable start-up that other games had Oh, word?
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Oct 25, 2014 21:41
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darealkooky posted:castlevania 4 is loving stupid, sub weapons are useless and the whip is like half the screen in size, goes in every direction and doesn't have the same vulnerable start-up that other games had quote:Holy loving poo poo!!! What a human being!!!
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Oct 25, 2014 21:44
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Jesus Christ.
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Oct 25, 2014 22:20
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5mP_ISMuFw
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Oct 25, 2014 22:22
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Jesus Christ.
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Oct 25, 2014 22:22
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L-Look, gamers, we can all agree: Castlevania rules. Go Shiggy, haha, right? My personal fave in the series is the one for psx. Song of the Night. I'm your typical "caslteroid" queer fanlet. Who doesn't know or respect ANYTHING about games and gaming. Jesus Christ, you people/.
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Oct 25, 2014 22:32
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Cobweb Heart posted:L-Look, gamers, we can all agree: Castlevania rules. Go Shiggy, haha, right? My personal fave in the series is the one for psx. Song of the Night. I'm your typical "caslteroid" queer fanlet. Who doesn't know or respect ANYTHING about games and gaming. Jesus Christ, you people/. 2/10 You can do better
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Oct 25, 2014 22:35
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ForeverSmug posted:2/10 I don't think he can. Super Castlevania IV is a fun romp, but it's not really a satisfying challenge. That's something it shares with Symphony of the Night. Both are fine games, but I wouldn't put them up as uncontested champions of the series.
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Oct 25, 2014 22:53
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StoryTime posted:I don't think he can. true enough but i don't think it's enough for a game to be challenging either. MM1 is easily one of the hardest mega man games ever but it's kinda meh compared to other games in the series. i'm hardly a castlevania connoisseur but cotm has a nice balance of good controls and challenging gameplay.
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Oct 25, 2014 23:01
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darealkooky posted:castlevania 4 is loving stupid, sub weapons are useless and the whip is like half the screen in size, goes in every direction and doesn't have the same vulnerable start-up that other games had All of this is true, to be completely honest and fair. Castlevania IV is bad. I think I'd like the game more if one simple change was implemented: Pull the camera out about 50% more. Hugemondo Belmondo And His Endless Whip taking up 80% of the screen was kind of lame, and the biggest flaw in level design is things that you can't see coming, including several leaps-of-faith. E: Oh and make whip-swinging more than a useless feature that never factors into an actual platforming segment
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Oct 26, 2014 07:13
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are all the 3d castlevanias bad games?
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Oct 26, 2014 08:51
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muddream posted:are all the 3d castlevanias bad games? Lament of Innocence is 3d harmony of dissonance and curse of.darkness also.rules they are real gun. Buy them
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Oct 26, 2014 08:56
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darealkooky posted:castlevania 4 is loving stupid, sub weapons are useless and the whip is like half the screen in size, goes in every direction and doesn't have the same vulnerable start-up that other games had almost all of your posts are about things you don't like.
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ForeverSmug posted:Lament of Innocence is 3d harmony of dissonance and curse of.darkness also.rules thanks friend. my ps2 broke years ago, but i will keep that in mind should konami release the catlevania hd collection in 2018 (includes metal gear solid 6 demo)
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