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GNU Order: Feb 28, 2011; That's a paddlin'

Knyteguy posted:

Guys the Lions are gonna beat the bears tomorrow right?

If the Lions somehow lose this game, this thread should be closed out of shame

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:22

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# ? May 19, 2024 17:14

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

GNU Order posted:

If the Lions somehow lose this game, this thread should be closed out of shame

Nope, It should become the Bears playoffs hype train thread.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:38

cucka: Nov 4, 2009; TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

I'm not having a good week, Lions.

Don't you loving do this to me.

My health won't allow it.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:39

African AIDS cum: Feb 29, 2012; Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

I think the Lions are due for another thanksgiving loss, as they should, until they bring back the best throwbacks in all of sports

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:48

Brannock: Feb 9, 2006; by exmarx; Fallen Rib

This thread has been open for one full month now. The Lions are on a 0-2 run and are playing a division rival tomorrow on Thanksgiving.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 23:25

CroatianAlzheimers: Jun 15, 2009; I can't remember why I'm mad at you...

Dexo posted:

Nope, It should become the Bears playoffs hype train thread.

I'm okay with this.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 23:29

Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

I have an irrational hatred of the Lions since it's unjust that this thread continues to exist after they lost twice while Our Lord and Savior Kyle Orton wasn't granted the same level of leniency.

So gently caress em, go Bears.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 23:51

Styles Bitchley: Nov 13, 2004; FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Prozach posted:

I have an irrational hatred of the Lions since it's unjust that this thread continues to exist after they lost twice while Our Lord and Savior Kyle Orton wasn't granted the same level of leniency.

So gently caress em, go Bears.

gently caress the Bills and any other team who has been to a Superbowl.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 00:31

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Styles Bitchley posted:

gently caress the Bills and any other team who has been to a Superbowl.

Oh come on the Bills should be exempt from that, because holy poo poo their futility is on a whole different level.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 00:38

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Styles Bitchley posted:

gently caress the Bills and any other team who has been to a Superbowl.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 00:41

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Yeah I'm sorry but the Bills are one of two teams I sympathize with

# ? Nov 27, 2014 00:49

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Styles Bitchley posted:

gently caress the Bills and any other team who has been to a Superbowl.

What if you got to the Superbowl but then got horribly crushed in an embarrassing and awful fashion?

# ? Nov 27, 2014 00:58

Punch Card: Sep 13, 2005; by Ralp

What the hell is a Super Bowl????

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:04

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Styles Bitchley posted:

gently caress the Bills and any other team who has been to a Superbowl.

Pretty much.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:16

swampface: Apr 30, 2005; Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPxgSWmawiQ

I'm going tomorrow and hoping it is like the fantastic experience of last year and not the horrific clusterfuck that was 2 years ago.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:23

Styles Bitchley: Nov 13, 2004; FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN FOR THE WIN

Chilichimp posted:

What if you got to the Superbowl but then got horribly crushed in an embarrassing and awful fashion?

I'd take it in a heartbeat. What's horribly crushing and embarrassing is being a team that was founded in the 1930's and that has never been there. One of only 4 teams, and the only NFC team.

This is why i'm a Lions fan.

Just one before I die.

Lions, whatever it takes

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:30

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Dexo posted:

Nope, It should become the Bears playoffs hype train thread.

Trestmaniacs report

# ? Nov 27, 2014 03:30

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Styles Bitchley posted:

gently caress the Bills and any other team who has been to a Superbowl.

What if you got to the superbowl and lost by one yard? :smith:

# ? Nov 27, 2014 03:42

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Metapod posted:

What if you got to the superbowl and lost by one yard?

Titans would have lost in OT anyways.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 03:49

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Let's go the Bears Bitch

Dear god I can't believe I'm actually saying that

# ? Nov 27, 2014 04:22

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Volkerball posted:

Titans would have lost in OT anyways.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 04:50

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

Fenrir posted:

Let's go the Bears Bitch

Dear god I can't believe I'm actually saying that

Fenrir, holy loving poo poo... stop raining on this pathetic parade. We're already out here in a loving hurricane.

LIONS BITCH!

# ? Nov 27, 2014 05:16

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Styles Bitchley posted:

I'd take it in a heartbeat. What's horribly crushing and embarrassing is being a team that was founded in the 1930's and that has never been there. One of only 4 teams, and the only NFC team.

This is why i'm a Lions fan.

Just one before I die.

Lions, whatever it takes

The Super Bowl has only existed since 1966 so acting like it makes a difference if they were formed in the 30s or in the AFL is silly. The Lions have four titles of you're gonna whine about that.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:04

Apples McGrind: Oct 13, 2013

Fenrir posted:

Let's go the Bears Bitch

Dear god I can't believe I'm actually saying that

E: Heading out to the game today. Was going to make a Lions Bitch sign, but I didn't have enough time. I hope another goon going to the game today had more conviction than I did. :unsmith:

Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Nov 27, 2014

# ? Nov 27, 2014 15:20

Punch Card: Sep 13, 2005; by Ralp

Fenrir posted:

Let's go the Bears Bitch

Dear god I can't believe I'm actually saying that

Hey buddy this thread is for the downtrodden to try to make themselves feel better :smith:

# ? Nov 27, 2014 16:17

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Punch Card posted:

Hey buddy this thread is for the downtrodden to try to make themselves feel better

Boo hoo, my team is 7-4

# ? Nov 27, 2014 16:29

Punch Card: Sep 13, 2005; by Ralp

Dexo posted:

Boo hoo, my team is 7-4

But the meanies want them to be 7-5 ergo FROWN

# ? Nov 27, 2014 16:31

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Metapod posted:

What if you got to the superbowl and lost by one yard?

What if your team won a Super Bowl while they were still in the AFL

# ? Nov 27, 2014 16:33

TKIY: Nov 6, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Reggie Bush is out today, again. Not like you can tell when he is in the game this year anyhow.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 16:58

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

I hope the stink left by the Jets hasn't rendered the stadium uninhabitable

# ? Nov 27, 2014 17:54

Fluo: May 25, 2007

look what arrived across the pond

lions, bitch

# ? Nov 27, 2014 19:06

TKIY: Nov 6, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Offensive line is a tire fire.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 19:22

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat