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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Awww no crazy bun on Book tonight

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Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Why does Alex Riley still have a job?

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

heaven in a cell <3

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

StarkRavingMad posted:

heck in a sec

I DON'T LIKE ALL THIS CUSSING. THE NEXT PERSON THAT SAYS HELL GETS PUT IN THE CROSS

FACE

cHIEKANC

FDJKLAEGHLKAFLAEGHL :byodood:

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


Heyman won't shill :colbert:

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Rollins/Ambrose should be awesome if they let them go balls out crazy with the Cell, but if they give them time Cesaro/Ziggler could potentially steal the show. Cesaro's last 2/3 Falls match was one of the best WWE matches of the year.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Do not even ask posted:

Heyman won't shill :colbert:

Good for him. It would be totally out of character.

(edit): his current kayfaybe character of course, not Paul in general

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
If this is just an hour long Heyman promo it's going to easily be the most tolerable preshow ever.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Do not even ask posted:

Heyman won't shill :colbert:

Except for HIS CLIENT, BRRRRRRRROCK LESNAR.

omgomgomg
Oct 26, 2012

I love renee but I don't love her lisp

edit: if this is the preshow, does that make this purgatory

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
This package is already great...and already breaking my heart. :(

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



This package is making Rollins look like a million bucks

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

21 Hoot Salute posted:

This package is making Rollins look like a million bucks

he is

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
This package wisely cut out all the bullshit about Cena sticking his rubbery face into this feud for a month

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Use Aerial Offense

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
That package made both dudes look goddamned INCREDIBLE.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ok, i'll watch. I wasn't planning to.

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That package made both dudes look goddamned INCREDIBLE.

It's the kind that, if you show it to someone who has no prior knowledge of wrestling or the characters, will get them immediately invested in the fight. In fact, that's what just happened at my apartment.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I like this Keys To Victory bit. Stuff when they pretend it's super-real on the preshow is always amusing

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Alex Riley stinks.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

fart blood posted:

Alex Riley stinks.
He's such a shilly mouthpiece for Vince

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

StarkRavingMad posted:

I like this Keys To Victory bit. Stuff when they pretend it's super-real on the preshow is always amusing

Just like in real sports, keys to victory contain bullshit intangible nonsense like BE YOURSELF

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

StarkRavingMad posted:

I like this Keys To Victory bit. Stuff when they pretend it's super-real on the preshow is always amusing

"Silva-esque, Renee, in his ability to agitate is Seth Rollins."

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jonny Angel posted:

Just like in real sports, keys to victory contain bullshit intangible nonsense like BE YOURSELF

sure, that's why it works, it's actually the kind of bullshit they show before a boxing match

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jonny Angel posted:

It's the kind that, if you show it to someone who has no prior knowledge of wrestling or the characters, will get them immediately invested in the fight. In fact, that's what just happened at my apartment.

You're damned right.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
BE YOURSELF!

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Dean Seth will go on first

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Who does the methodical cell benefit?

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
I kind of want to shill out for this, but also not. So much indecision.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Sweet I forgot about the hour, I get to go to bed a hour early tonight :)

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





How soon until Rollins and Ambrose are fighting outside the cell?

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004
I'm your creepy uncle, Todd Philips, in the WWE social media lounge!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mister E posted:

I kind of want to shill out for this, but also not. So much indecision.

Do you not have the network? I imagine you can subscribe for a reasonable price. Not sure how much.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



Heyman needs to be on all preshows

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Why is Alex Riley still employed

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Benne posted:

Why is Alex Riley still employed

he's tall and handsome

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waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Benne posted:

Why is Alex Riley still employed

Not so fun fact: he actually wrestled at a NXT touring show this month. :(

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