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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Bard Maddox posted:

in a fair fight inside a giant cage

Yeah but Kane is gonna interfere for the thousandth time

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Xerzes posted:

How and why did Ed Leslie have an interview segment when he is horrible on the mic?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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If this is just an hour long Heyman promo it's going to easily be the most tolerable preshow ever.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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StarkRavingMad posted:

I like this Keys To Victory bit. Stuff when they pretend it's super-real on the preshow is always amusing

"Silva-esque, Renee, in his ability to agitate is Seth Rollins."

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Cyberball 2072 posted:

Did Renee always have that lisp? It's hilarious.

I think it's her headset, there's this 'someone touching a microphone' sound that keeps playing.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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IT'S sort of HAPPENING

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Renee is correct that no one wants to see this

e: Stevie Ray has just received a shoutout on WWE in 2014

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Rusev should be in The Marine 5

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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That was a riveting pre-show-exclusive match

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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ch3cooh posted:

Pick the worst cosplayer



That's the real Bray, he's not booked and had to buy a ticket

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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WOW that superplex

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Cesaro so mad he's throwing 12-6 elbows

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Wild-rear end finish, good work by both guys.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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~*brieEeEe moOoOode*~

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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this is...not absolutely terrible

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Fauxhawk Express posted:

Just hit me that Brie is wearing Benoit's old trunks but with actual claw rips in them.

bodes poorly for DB

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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in a phrase I never expected to use, the Bella Twins had a very watchable singles match and there were several spots I thought were cool

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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How did you not know the answer to that, Michael.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Mary Annette posted:

Also haven't been watching much of anything lately. What's the deal with Stardust's patriotic new tights?

He is going full Sorcerer's Apprentice

OldTennisCourt posted:

I generally don't buy PPVs but I'm curious, how has the show been so far?

We're very early into it but it's been good, the IC title match had some great moments and the Bellas outperformed my expectations. Ambrose/Rollins is almost definitely gonna tear the house down.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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bartok posted:

So who do the Dust Bros. feud with next?

*throws dart* Luke Harper and Dolph Ziggler

(actually imo that would be kind of a cool team)

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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"Enjoy Cena v Orton #121"

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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I like the ref cautiously removing the upturned table fragment in the background. He knows about Randy

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Striking Yak posted:

John Cena just tried to kill a man. :ohdear:

Here is something you can't understand

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Is he gonna try to RKO him off the top rope through the table

Because if I were Randy Orton and I had his history with tables this would not be something I would try

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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DAE John Cena

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Don't do it, Big Show, in Texas 'barbecue' means something inferior to pulled pork

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Swagger Dagger posted:

Brisket > pulled pork.

You know it, I know it, everyone knows it

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Mizdow owns. Mizdowns.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Why do you need three bananas, that's just gonna thicken a smoothie that size to the point where it's basically undrinkable.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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will_colorado posted:

Lana, you're not fooling me, I've viewed that movie scene where some guy is snorting blow off your chest.

Post-Soviet consumerism was a very popular trend among the oligarchs, okay

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Oh my god the Haas of Pain

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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If Mark turns Russian I hope he comes out in an ushanka from now on.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

I'm missing it right now, Rusev won?

Clean as a whistle

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Basic Chunnel posted:

Remember when you were all big dumb idiots who hated Rusev

The switch came when he evolved from 'silently standing on the ramp while Lana gives a generic speech' to 'screaming like a berserker and destroying America's hopes with superkicks and camel clutches', hth

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Hey, the Cesaro spot

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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triplexpac posted:

I've been somewhat paying attention to WWE and I have no idea why AJ and Paige are feuding beyond "chicks be crazy"

Neither do the writers

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Did Paige get shoot KO'd by the barricade drop, because Alicia frantically hurled her in the ring and then they immediately went to the finish

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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StarkRavingMad posted:

I think the story beat was that Alicia was trying to help her back in but did it too quick leading to AJ catching her and the Paige/Alicia breakup at the end

Okay, I'm glad I didn't see somebody get their brain scrambled when they weren't supposed to.

Main event :neckbeard:

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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This bodes incredibly well.

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

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Please don't die

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