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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

This is a really good card

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Gonzo McFee posted:

Wait, I just looked at the Wiki article for Cena Vs Orton.

It's for a title shot? Cena lost to Ambrose and Orton just didn't have anyone to go to the prom with so he got Cena. How is it a Cell match and how is it for a title shot?

He wants to lure Brock Lesnar and the title out so that he can cash in. He said this on Raw

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

DeathChicken posted:

...oh, I take it back. Rollins has brain damage.

well he told Randy that in the off-chance that he does win he was absolutely going to cash in on him, but he really didn't seem to have a problem cashing in on Lesnar a couple months ago

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

21 Hoot Salute posted:

This package is making Rollins look like a million bucks

he is

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Use Aerial Offense

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Benne posted:

Why is Alex Riley still employed

he's tall and handsome

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Cyberball 2072 posted:

Did Renee always have that lisp? It's hilarious.

yeah and its only noticeable when she talks at length on these pre-show panels and when she does commentary

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I like how Paul Heyman keeps cutting intense promos and everyone else has no response to it so there's just a few seconds of silence before they shift gears

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Somebody make Damien Sandow champion of something I don't care what.

how about the US Champ

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Miz has been made completely redundant.

this is the way the angle is going, too. Commentary takes every chance to point out how much more everyone loves Mizdow

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

When I die I want that promo to be read at my funeral.

if you need a stunt double i would be honored to watch wrestling instead of attend your funeral

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

that camera was clearly on a tripod

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

cinderbella

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Paul Heyman has never listened to Booker T for more than 60 seconds at a time

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Has anyone ever cared about Bellafeud?

some weeks the crowd is hot for it some weeks it completely dies

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Shima Honnou posted:

depends on whether the crowd is bad or good

actually it depends on whether Steph is involved in their segment or not

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ARGUABLY THE MOST IMPORTANT TITLE IN THE WWE

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

big show is really good at crying so i hope he does

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Hey remember when Rusev was like the worst thing ever?

the turnaround came when he stopped being a stone-faced machine but i enjoyed the over the top nature of his nationalism well before that

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Rusev should fight a whole bunch of troops in a handicap match to prove his superiority

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Newsflash: Bo Dallas is the strongest man in wrestling

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Bard Maddox posted:

YEAH EBOLA PROMO

e-BO-la

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Xerzes posted:

What purpose did this serve?

it was funny

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

ch3cooh posted:

Pick the worst cosplayer



i pick elf randy orton

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

Cesaro should do that rack steamroller thing again. The Alpine Waterslide?

alpamare waterslide

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Black Is Black posted:

Move of the year.

it's still the meltzer driver

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

all of dolph's moves involve leaping at his opponent

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

I don't even know what dolph is going for half of the time he just leaps at Cesaro constantly

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Cardboard Box posted:

so i left for two minutes and the match ended, did cesaro get a single fall in that match

dolph ziggler's furious assault was too much for the swiss superman

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oscar teveras died but BRIEEEEE MOOOOOODE is now so all is well

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

lmao the flannel around her waist w/ her ring gear

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

she SPRINTS to the ring and then stops and then they lock up

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

do a dive brie

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

do a dive brie

exceptional

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

wow somebody's been watching their all japan tapes

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

yeah that was fine

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

triplexpac posted:

That was a real dumb commercial for a pro wrestling video game

Cesaro stoically riding in a car while hulk hogan stares at an empty arena while John Cena reads Dylan Thomas owns hard actually

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sasha aint ratchet posted:

I like the Usos, they have good matches

same

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Zyla posted:

im completely tired of the usos and somehow the dusts

wwe just isnt the place for fun tag team matches

Cardboard Box posted:

i'm told it's only been like two months but they've had like a years worth of matches in that time

this is where only halfway paying attention to raw pays off dividends

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

saveus.ryback

what planet do you live on where Rhodes vs. Rybaxel is fresh they've wrestled twice as much as these teams!

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