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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
heck in a sec

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Awww no crazy bun on Book tonight

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Do not even ask posted:

Heyman won't shill :colbert:

Good for him. It would be totally out of character.

(edit): his current kayfaybe character of course, not Paul in general

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
This package wisely cut out all the bullshit about Cena sticking his rubbery face into this feud for a month

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I like this Keys To Victory bit. Stuff when they pretend it's super-real on the preshow is always amusing

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jonny Angel posted:

Just like in real sports, keys to victory contain bullshit intangible nonsense like BE YOURSELF

sure, that's why it works, it's actually the kind of bullshit they show before a boxing match

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mister E posted:

I kind of want to shill out for this, but also not. So much indecision.

Do you not have the network? I imagine you can subscribe for a reasonable price. Not sure how much.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Benne posted:

Why is Alex Riley still employed

Wikipedia posted:

Since the launch of the WWE Network, Riley has become known as "The Analyst" Alex Riley, and has adopted a persona similar to a sports commentator or agent.

Riley's father, Kevin Kiley, was a sportscaster for ESPN and current sports radio talk show host in Cleveland, Ohio.

Someone probably told Vince it makes them look more legit

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
oh for gently caress's sake, they're really trying to sell this as a major rivalry

when there was literally no build to this match at all, like they could not care less about fighting each other

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jonny Angel posted:

Yeah that's what I was trying to point out - sorry if it came off as sarcastic.

it didn't, I was just agreeing with you!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Solomonic posted:

I think it's her headset, there's this 'someone touching a microphone' sound that keeps playing.

She always sounds a little lispy on these preshows, although I never hear it when she does interviews.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Sandow has gotten spooky good at this

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dimebags Brain posted:

NO SANDOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR GREAT FRIENDSHIP WITH CODY?

Well no one knows what happened to Cody, he just disappeared months ago

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Mister E posted:

Oh gently caress it, $9.99 dropped, let's light this candle.

SUCKER!!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
nice delivery nikki

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Paul's horror at that is killing me

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

bartok posted:

They are spending too much time on a toilet break

oh but it's going to lead into horrible Bellas segments for the next month, so there's that importance to it

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

bartok posted:

So who is curtain jerking, Ziggler/Cesaro or Usos/Dust Bros.?

Mizdow/Sheamus is my guess, it's the most meaningless belt of all

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Dimebags Brain posted:

Time for Big Show to fail America!

I hope he weeps openly afterwards and makes that weird sound again like he did on RAW

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ahahah Henry gonna get his wig split by loving Bo Dallas again

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
MOTY

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I will never get tired of Alicia random violence

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

triplexpac posted:

Can't wait for a bloody and brutal Cell match tonight like they've been hyping up!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
PLEASE CARE ABOUT THIS CENA ORTON MATCH, VIEWERS

PLEASE

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
welp whoever said Dolph/Cesaro was curtain jerking called that

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Champ coming in first :mad:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ow gently caress, that powerbomb was brutal

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ziggler from a guillotine into...the black widow?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
that was awesome

(edit) crowd agrees

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
They're doing a good bit of storytelling with Cesaro's arm. Assuming he didn't actually tweak it, he's selling the hell out of it.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
That was really good, high spots but also a lot of ring psychology between Cesaro's arm and Dolph refusing to eat a pin

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

SamuraiFoochs posted:

That was awesome but I'm confused by the 2-0 win.

it's super predictable to always have it go one for each and then a normal match, so they gave Cesaro a ton of near-falls first instead

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
It's hilarious that THE DEMON KANE is sometimes just suit-wearing business dude who hangs around idly chatting with Steph and HHH

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
did it cole

did this match really have to happen

at least we have

Stealthed Zombie posted:

~~~BRiiiEEEeeeeEEE MoooOOOooDEeeeEEE~~~

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I like that the evil Bella has to dress increasingly trashy

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Zyla posted:

it sucks we never got resolution on that plot line of cheatin daniel bryan and that physical therapist

he banged his physical therapist, and I guess that's it

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I do like that the two of them have learned different styles, with Nikki more of a power wrestler

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Fat Lowtax posted:

The Bella Twins match is, uh, totally fine? We live in a wild world

both of them have been working pretty hard on improving and that's cool

neither of them can cut a decent promo still but their in-ring work has gotten worlds better

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
better than expected and of course it had to be a Nikki win given the stipulation

nice job Bellases

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


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CubsWoo posted:

old man goldust using his squatty potty before heading down the ramp

he's doing DDP yoga

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