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Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
It's so bad.

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extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

personally i prefer these power gloves

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

I love... when the OP sucks my loving cock! Gas this piece of poo poo.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

conceitedguy posted:

I love... when the OP sucks my loving cock! Gas this piece of poo poo.

we get it, youre gay, we dont need 30 threads about it

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

elf help book posted:

we get it, youre gay, we dont need 30 threads about it

*holding gun to your head from behind* "Yes..we...do!"

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

elf help book posted:

we get it, youre gay, we dont need 30 threads about it

drat..someone got owned...

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

conceitedguy posted:

I love... when the OP sucks my loving cock! Gas this piece of poo poo.

I've never done that.

I never will

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

*holding gun to your head from behind* "Yes..we...do!"

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

elf help book posted:

we get it, youre gay, we dont need 30 threads about it

I'm not gay, the OP is.

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

*holding gun to your head from behind* "Yes..we...do!"

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

conceitedguy posted:

I'm not gay, the OP is.

uh, actually, i'm straight and have a gamer girlfriend. idiot.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
more like, confusedguy

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

more like, confusedguy

From the sounds of it, you are the confused one. Homo

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

From the sounds of it, you are the confused one. Homo

still lollin about this

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

From the sounds of it, you are the confused one. Homo

it is well documented that I am a "ladies man", and I am not at all into dude cock.

You don't know me, yo. you don't know me

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

it is well documented that I am a "ladies man", and I am not at all into dude cock.

You don't know me, yo. you don't know me

"your ballsack will be more empty than the vast void of space"

Slur
Mar 6, 2013

It's the Final Countdown.
I thought gamers were supposed to respect other gamers and be kind to other gamers and be friendly with other gamers so long as gamers are gamers.


You guys need to show some brotherly, platonic love to one another and stop bickering over each other's alleged homosexuality, in the name of good gaming and good gamership.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

elf help book posted:

"your ballsack will be more empty than the vast void of space"

there's a funny video if you click my av, too.


But regardless. The Power Glove.

I saw one at a yard sale when I was 6, but I wasn't allowed to get it.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Slur posted:

I thought gamers were supposed to respect other gamers and be kind to other gamers and be friendly with other gamers so long as gamers are gamers.


You guys need to show some brotherly, platonic love to one another and stop bickering over each other's alleged homosexuality, in the name of good gaming and good gamership.

ive seen your posts in the 3ds thread, you dont even trust nintendo

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


look is there gonna be gay sex in here or not

i got things to do

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Cumburgs was always nice to me. So that was good.

conceitedguy
Nov 8, 2013

Dexters Secret posted:

still lollin about this



drat. Looks like the cumburg guy is some kind of a retard.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dexters Secret posted:

still lollin about this


Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k
The Parable of Kewpuh taught me to not underestimate a moderator's power level.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

The Parable of Kewpuh taught me to not underestimate a moderator's power level.

im gonna help you out.. Get a new avatar and stop posting so much, and you might find a better time on this forum

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

im gonna help you out.. Get a new avatar and stop posting so much, and you might find a better time on this forum

he had a really sick homer simpson one for a few days but for some reason he got rid of it

e: holy poo poo SOAP actually worked

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

im gonna help you out.. Get a new avatar and stop posting so much, and you might find a better time on this forum

I have not bought my last 4 avatars, and i don't plan to ever again.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Dexters Secret posted:

he had a really sick homer simpson one for a few days but for some reason he got rid of it

e: holy poo poo SOAP actually worked



funkz decided that replacing the homer simpson av was worth 10 american dollars.

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

funkz decided that replacing the homer simpson av was worth 10 american dollars.

i didnt want to have to speak ill of funkz, but thats retarded

Ciaphas
Nov 20, 2005

> BEWARE, COWARD :ovr:


Dexters Secret posted:

i didnt want to have to speak ill of funkz, but thats retarded

i can't even figure out what the current avatar is

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

Ciaphas posted:

i can't even figure out what the current avatar is

a wizard

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Ciaphas posted:

i can't even figure out what the current avatar is

a friend of mine who has since died drew a cool weird picture of what I think is zelda fanart, and i've used it as my av for a while.

also, Ozma, who is nice, made it bigger.

edit: here's the full pic




All i wanted to do was talk about the power glove.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

What did all those buttons even do? How did it even work? Did the inside reek of gamer hand sweat?

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good

Unguided posted:

What did all those buttons even do? How did it even work? Did the inside reek of gamer hand sweat?

gamer sweat is a fine bouquet, not a "reek"

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

a friend of mine who has since died drew a cool weird picture of what I think is zelda fanart, and i've used it as my av for a while.

also, Ozma, who is nice, made it bigger.

edit: here's the full pic




All i wanted to do was talk about the power glove.
why does he have a giant penis on his head

veilo
Jul 17, 2010

Never posts
The problem with most power gloves is that they are only good for one go - after that the lube/jiz/blood gets into the machinery and you're stuck with a smelly non-working-non-powered glove.

Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005

tihs thread is like the games version of a goatse

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

*slows down near the OP and rolls down window* ........MUCh LIKE YOur POSTINg!!!!! *rolls up on curb and spills brew in my lap*

DrPaper
Aug 29, 2011

how many people here have seen The Wizard (film), a 1989 American film about a skilled video game player

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Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005

Eleanor Pwnsevelt posted:

*slows down near the OP and rolls down window* ........MUCh LIKE YOur POSTINg!!!!! *rolls up on curb and spills brew in my lap*

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