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Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules! ...get it? Like the commercials? I'm hilarious. A bunch of shootouts led to a whole lot of big busts this week, and poor kalensc busted by a yard thanks to trying to use a token on an ineligible position. Z.S. Ghost also came close and yet so far with his Suh Token taking out 29 of the 33 yards he went over the limit. Week 8 Results Top Ten: Fenrir: 997 - 56 pts. Phiggle: 992 - 55 pts. Grozz Nuy: 990 - 54 pts. Bjay9: 982 - 53 pts. solauran: 981 - 52 pts. Metapod: 977 - 51 pts. The Puppy Bowl: 976 - 50 pts. Alfred P. Pseudonym: 972 - 49 pts. Gandalf21: 971 - 48 pts. von Metternich: 963 - 47 pts. The Field: Apples McGrind: 958 - 46 pts. Mind_Taker: 954 - 44 pts. Phyein: 954 - 44 pts. Akbar: 938 - 42 pts. ROSS MY SALAD: 938 - 42 pts. Bachtere: 931 - 41 pts. Tavarin: 868 - 40 pts. Lt. Chips: 848 - 39 pts. Cruel and Unusual: 837 - 38 pts. ChuckHead: 831 - 37 pts. DupaDupa: 804 - 36 pts. Thaddius the Large: 764 - 35 pts. Nystral: 740 - 34 pts. waah: 695 - 33 pts. Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 209 - 32 pts. Busts: kalensc: 1001 - 31 pts. Z.S. Ghost: 1004 (1033-29) - 30 pts. JGKing: 1007 - 29 pts. Grittybeard: 1021 - 28 pts. Hockles: 1031 - 27 pts. aBagorn: 1032 - 26 pts. Okibi: 1055 - 25 pts. OrangeKing: 1062 - 24 pts. Ron Roenicke: 1091 - 23 pts. Christ Pseudoscientist: 1108 - 22 pts. Jaysus: 1110 - 21 pts. Mughe: 1113 - 20 pts. anime gently caress pillow: 1124 - 19 pts. Deceptive: 1145 - 18 pts. Dubar: 1147 - 17 pts. axeil: 1156 - 16 pts. No Butt Stuff: 1159 - 15 pts. A Pale Horse: 1206 - 14 pts. rebel1608: 1224 - 13 pts. skaboomizzy: 1234 - 12 pts. Arnold Layne: 1235 - 11 pts. marioinblack: 1250 - 10 pts. embarrasing tank: 1262 - 9 pts. pixelbot2000: 1266 - 8 pts. Haschel Cedricson: 1352 - 7 pts. Butthead: 1374 - 6 pts. WaffleZombie: 1407 - 5 pts. 13 year old girls: 1426 - 4 pts. Felter Chesthard: 1458 - 3 pts. bushisms.txt: 1654 (holy smokes) - 2 pts. Chichevache: 927 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token) Tokens!  The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)  The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.  The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.  The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting. And one special token:  The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Blowhard Alert! The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000: Deceptive Great White Hope Nystral solauran Jaysus Butthead Ghost of Reagan Past grah ffoecaf OxySnake OBR Bachtere Chichevache Week 9 Schedule Thursday Night: NO@CAR Sunday 10AM: TB@CLE ARI@DAL PHI@HOU NYJ@KC JAX@CIN SD@MIA WAS@MIN Sunday 1PM: STL@SF DEN@NE OAK@SEA Sunday Night: BAL@PIT  Monday Night!IND@NYG Bye: ATL, BUF, CHI, DET, GB, TEN
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Post reserved for season standings, now I'm going to bed because it's 3 in the goddamned morning
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31 busts, loving lol.
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Andy Dalton - passing yards Drew Brees - passing yards Russell Wilson - passing yards tucker number Coby Fleener - receiving yards
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I got 32 points by only submitting one player lmbo
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Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards Ben Tate - Rushing Yards Terrence West - Rushing Yards Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards Miles Austin - Receiving Yards Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards Jim Dray - Receiving Yards Bobby Rainey - Rushing Yards T#: Andrew Luck - Passing Yards Hockles fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Nov 2, 2014 |
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Oct 31, 2014 00:50
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Alex Smith - Passing Colin Kaepernick - Passing Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Steve Smith Sr - Receiving Torrey Smith - Receiving Tucker Number - Eli Manning - Passing
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Russell Wilson - Passing Yards Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards Doug Baldwin - Receiving Yards Jermaine Kearse - Receiving Yards Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards Marshawn Lynch - Receiving Yards Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
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Oct 31, 2014 02:23
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 so close to hitting on the Ryan Token.
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Oct 31, 2014 04:12
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Tom Brady - Passing Peyton Manning - Passing Andre Johnson - Receiving Keenan Allen- Receiving Tucker#: Eli Manning - Passing
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Carson Palmer - Passing Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards USING SUH TOKEN
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:I got 32 points by only submitting one player lmbo Yeah you definitely picked the right week to forget
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Oct 31, 2014 05:34
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Andre Johnson - Receiving Yards Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards Philip Rivers - Passing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
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Oct 31, 2014 05:52
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Andy Dalton - passing yards Blake Bortles - passing yards Derek Carr - passing yards Tucker Number - Eli Manning - passing yards
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Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Arian Foster - Rushing Yards DeSean Jackson - Receiving Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards Andy Dalton - Passing Yards Tucker Number: Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards
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Blake Bortles - Passing Yards Derek Carr - Passing Yards Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Larry Donnell - Receiving Yards Pop the Willis Token too EDIT: I chose wrong Carr brother. Nystral fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Oct 31, 2014 |
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Tom Brady - Passing Peyton Manning - Passing Tucker #: Eli Manning - Passing
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Nick Foles - passing yards Robert Griffen III - rushing yards Larry Fitzgerald - receiving yards Dez Bryant - receiving yards Frank Gore - rushing yards Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - passing yards
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Alex Smith - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
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Oct 31, 2014 23:54
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Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards Philadelphia Eagles - Receiving Yards Cincinnati Bengals - Rushing Yards Cincinnati Bengals - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards Token: Polamalu
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Philip Rivers - Passing Ryan Tannehill - Passing Charles Sims - Rushing Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Tucker # - Andrew Luck - Passing
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Yay, got my tokens back. Tom Brady - Passing Peyton Manning - Passing Arian Foster - Rushing Frank Gore - Rushing Tucker: T.Y. Hilton - Receiving e: oops, should look at bye weeks better. Fixed. Fenrir fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Nov 2, 2014 |
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Derek Carr - passing Tom Brady - passing Peyton Manning - passing Tucker: Andrew Luck - rushing Ryan token (which I think should be renamed the Rex Grossman token because gently caress it I'm going deep)
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Nick Foles - Passing Yards Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Tucker Number - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
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gently caress it I'm going deep Tom Brady - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Tucker - Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
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Peyton Manning - Passing Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Demarco Murray - Rushing Jeremy Hill - Rushing Trent Richardson - Rushing
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Russell Wilson - passing yards Carson Palmer - passing yards Tre Mason - rushing yards Andrew Luck - passing yards Polamalu Token Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Nov 2, 2014 |
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Mike Glennon - Passing Colin Kaepernick - Passing Denard Robinson - Rushing Jamaal Charles - Rushing LeSean McCoy - Rushing Larry Fitzgerald - Receiving Jason Witten - Receiving Tucker - TY Hilton - Receiving gently caress it we're going deep
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Derek Carr - passing Philip Rivers - passing Andre Holmes - receiving Antonio Brown - receiving DeMarco Murray - rushing Tucker # - T.Y. Hilton - receiving
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Alex Smith - Passing Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Arian Foster - Rushing Tucker #: Andrew Luck - Passing Polamalu token
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What a terrible week. I busted before I even had my MNF player play.  Uh let's go with, Carson Palmer - Passing Yards Alex Smith - Passing Yards Frank Gore - Rushing Yards DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards Demariyus Thomas - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards
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Well I do believe it is time for a all time great QB gimmick list! Tom Brady - Passing Yards Peyton Manning - Passing Yards Demaryius Thomas - Receiving Yards Emmanuel Sanders - Receiving Yards Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards Brandon Lafell - Receiving Yards Tucker Number: Eli Manning - Rushing Yards
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