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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Sniep posted:

ya seriously

fisting feels a lot like when you're carving a pumpkin and reach in to pull out all of the pulp inside

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ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

fisting feels a lot like when you're carving a pumpkin and reach in to pull out all of the pulp inside

did that with my gf the other day

:nws::nws:

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
steve
[ ] good person
[x] good products

tim
[x] good person
[ ] good products

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Polo-Rican posted:

steve
[ ] good person
[x] good products

yes he was an excellent manager and font picker

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

yes he was an excellent manager and font picker fudge packer

lol

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.
my extensive study of tech CEOs have shown me that in order to become a tech CEO you either have to be gay, incompetent, or both

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I know a couple he's a kiwi but married American and
I'm sure she's a
lesbian but had to deny it because fundie
family
threatened to disown her. now they are
anti gay , denial etc etx


and u know what? they fuckin LOVE apple products

this is glorious

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


perhaps the real gay here is you, op

Dans Macabre
Apr 24, 2004


Egan Yardley posted:

i literally came here after seeing that article title and being like "there better be an im gay thread in the pos rn" thanks for coming in clutch op.

samesies

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah i thnk that was alf of yospos

as yospos was loading, i was thinking of thread titles i would use, if i was the poster


"tim actually sucks dick in his spare time"

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana
no more homophobia in yospos

Otaku Alpha Male
Nov 11, 2012

bitches get ~tsundere~ when I pull out my katana

echinopsis posted:

yeah i thnk that was alf of yospos

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Polo-Rican posted:

steve
[ ] good person
[x] good products

tim
[x] good person
[ ] good products
whenever i have to explain to people why i didn't like steve as a person, i just have to point out that he was a sales guy

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

turn straight timb nooo

TED BUNNDY
May 30, 2009

SO HUNGRY
Pork Pro

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Joementum posted:

Quote of the morning, "Those are his personal choices, I’ll tell you I love my iPhone." ~ Ted Cruz on Tim Cook coming out.


"he might be gay, but at least he's rich. we're the big tent party here"

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

TED BUNNDY posted:

"he might be gay, but at least he's rich. we're the big tent party here"

he chose to be gay and i'm not getting a new phone

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it was
a

gift

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Phoenixan posted:

whenever i have to explain to people why i didn't like steve as a person, i just have to point out that he was a sales guy

steve jobs was a product guy, not a sales guy

if he was a sales guy apple would ahve a shitload of enterprise offerings and a professional services group

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

qirex posted:

steve jobs was a product guy, not a sales guy

if he was a sales guy apple would ahve a shitload of enterprise offerings and a professional services group

p much this, apple would probably still have lines like performa and lc and quadro

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Steve Jobs nominated Tim Cook to come behind him and take over.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




cool

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
tim gay, so what

tim gayyyy lmao



feel free to get other cool memes out of the way

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

quote:

"We pave the sunlit path toward justice together, brick by brick. This is my dick."

gotta pay the skoal toll to get into this boys hole

OldAlias fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Oct 30, 2014

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

Otaku Alpha Male posted:

no more homophobia in yospos

treat gays as equal, joke about everyone.

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

btw does this make the futurama eyephone a homophone?

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

im the lower fields

Fax Sender
Aug 11, 2013

kiss my ass

Proteus4994 posted:

my extensive study of tech CEOs have shown me that in order to become a tech CEO you either have to be gay, incompetent, or both

so then why arent you a tech ceo

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

computer toucher posted:

treat gays as equal, joke about everyone.

everyone in yospos is gay irl

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

PS. Love the cabin posted:

everyone in yospos is gay irl

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

PS. Love the cabin posted:

everyone in yospos is gay irl

i'm doublegay

Egan Yardley
Jun 11, 2010


dont namedrop my gaydar app

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

Russian Official Says Apple CEO Should Be Banned From Russia After Saying He Is Gay

“What could he bring us? The Ebola virus, AIDS, gonorrhea?”

PS. Love the cabin
Dec 30, 2011
Bee Lincoln

hi doublegay

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!



um duh

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
cremnob was this a good or bad move by Tim cool

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
Timb: i propose u invent an m2m interfacing hub called the iDock, made of nothing but female ports to plug firewire3.0 cables into

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

timg cock

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what's the [timcook]gAte tag for looking this up on twiitwr

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol twitter owns with all the "who cares"
and "Tim will burn in hell" and "I will support you no matter what"

lol Tim u jus trolled the world

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