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lol i'm sorry your football team is bad
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Michigan is never going to be good again (just like every other big ten team), but congratulations on maybe finding someone to lead you to the capital one bowl.
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Nov 1, 2014 02:06
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A college football team north of the Mason-Dixon line will never win another national championship. e: maybe Oregon R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Nov 1, 2014 |
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Nov 1, 2014 02:46
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BigBoss posted:If this were UAB, it would probably fit in the coaching thread. It's kind of a big deal to watch Michigan go from "consistently good" to "a baby could do a better job" in a period of like 3 years. That's basically the story of the Big Ten in the last dozen years. Michigan is only remarkable because of the army of irritating Michigan Men who think that the Fall of Michigan is anything other than symptomatic of the complete irrelevance of midwestern football.
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Nov 4, 2014 05:24
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I'm literally embarrassed that my team lost to Michigan.
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Nov 23, 2014 02:21
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I heard Bill Belichick is really interested. I know he's not a Michigan Man, but he's going to take Brady as his QB coach.
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Dec 13, 2014 21:11
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LSU might offer money, championships, and fame, but does it offer to be head coach of Michigan Football, by default the moral arbiter of the United States?
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Dec 13, 2014 22:06
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BigBoss posted:At this exact moment, Michigan isn't competing for a national title. That doesn't mean it can't. lol Michigan is in the Big Ten, literally
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Dec 13, 2014 23:23
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Feces Starship posted:"Clearly, no Big Ten team could ever ascend to greatness," the not-Baylor not-TCU fan laughed haughtily. No Big Ten team will ever win another national championship.
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Dec 13, 2014 23:31
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Trestman to Michigan
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Dec 16, 2014 04:10
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I don't know if it would be funnier if this is all bullshit and Harbaugh doesn't coach there or if he coaches there and doesn't win anything because Michigan is in the Big Ten.
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Dec 16, 2014 05:19
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DONE DEAL 9AM TUESDAY
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Dec 17, 2014 01:56
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Trot_to_Trotsky posted:If that turns out to be true, it will be the first time in coaching search history that "My buddy is a real estate agent and has it on good authority that so-and-so is looking for real estate near [insert college town here]!!!" was a real thing. lol this is the internet
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Dec 18, 2014 05:22
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Gonz posted:Jim Harbaugh gonna go get that money and buy a gold swimming pool full of ancient persian rubies. He's going to buy titanium jaws teeth so he can clench his jaw harder than a jaw has ever been clenched.
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Dec 18, 2014 05:28
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loving lol
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Dec 19, 2014 06:09
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It's a done deal. How many letters in Harbaugh? Eight. How many in Michigan? Eight. Michigan is shaped like a left-handed mitten. Harbaugh threw right-handed leaving his left available to wear...you guessed it, a mitten. Nostradamus wrote "The cities of Tours, Orleans, Blois, Angers, Reims and Nantes are troubled by sudden change." Those cities probably can stand in for The Ohio State, Bloomington, Ann Arbor, Rutgers, and Nebraska Ann Arbor can be rearranged to spell "Baron Ran," which is what Harbaugh plans to call himself when he coaches Michigan.
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Dec 22, 2014 04:44
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I'm invested in Oakland hiring Harbaugh only because that would make this the funniest thread in TFF.
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Dec 27, 2014 17:22
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rear end in a top hat Team Lands rear end in a top hat Coach
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Dec 28, 2014 05:44
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I'm glad they made this decision soon as I feared an extended search would destabilize the U.S. economy and have dire effects on foreign relations.
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Dec 28, 2014 17:24
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Reading and posting in the Michigan Man Michigan Thread and then being upset about Michigan Posting seems to be like going to a Gwar concert and then being angry about being covered in fake bodily fluids.
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Dec 29, 2014 04:47
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Michigan: still literally in the Big Ten
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Dec 30, 2014 04:01
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Linguica posted:Another upside of the Harbaugh hire: renewed fonts of raw seething Michigan hatred lol at anyone who stopped despising michigan just because they were bad I'm really pissed my team was too lovely to loving beat Brady Goddamn Hoke because Harbaugh is going to completely annihilate us every time we play them and then he and Fitz are going to have a Dumb Sideline Gestures dance-off.
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Dec 30, 2014 04:24
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