The Ann Arbor Torch and Pitchfork Company: Michigan's Continuing Soap Opera

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Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

I don't want fireworks above the thread, I want them in the thread.

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 17:28

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:35

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

So who's getting blamed when Michigan still sucks in 5 years?

# ¿ Oct 31, 2014 16:47

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

the Bitcoin Bowl is the king now fellas

# ¿ Nov 4, 2014 00:08

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

My sources tell me that Michigan is looking for someone with prior experience in football

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 04:43

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

I can confirm that Brady Hoke has been fired.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2014 21:45

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Lloyd Carr would like a porterhouse steak for 5 bucks

# ¿ Dec 5, 2014 17:28

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

i've ate at both of the lovely chain pizza places from michigan. also godfather pizza so i have political connections

# ¿ Dec 9, 2014 18:29

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Henchman of Santa posted:

We have three. You're probably forgetting Hungry Howie's (although Hungry Howie's actually rules).

I have never heard of that but Columbia has Shakespeare's, the pizza place that always gets shown in the Local Food Bumper on TV.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 15:41

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Gil Brandt is kind of different from football rumorz dot com or w/e

# ¿ Dec 10, 2014 17:16

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

My sources who helped me make that awful Lizzy Seeberg sign tell me that Harbaugh is a sure thing

CharlestheHammer posted:

sanctioned on a Wednesday, fired on a Thursday, takes a administrative post on a Friday, retires on a Saturday, dies on a Sunday.

Brady Hoke is pretty much Solomon Grundy

# ¿ Dec 12, 2014 15:32

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Feces Starship posted:

(1) he is "very sure" that the "worst case scenario" is Les Miles, who - to his knowledge - will certainly come if asked;

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 21:00

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

Agreed with these; I'd definitely put Florida in 1A if not FSU as well; ~~and add Georgia to 1B~~ oh it's in there. But that definition of 1A is exactly the short list of schools I think about as being unarguably higher prestige destinations when thinking about Malzahn's hypothetical future.

I think Malzahn's future is the NFL

# ¿ Dec 13, 2014 23:58

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

AsInHowe posted:

The key is to only use the batphone for good

mods can he get banned for this instead of harbaugh not being hired

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 05:45

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

AsInHowe's sources are rock solid

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3685167&pagenumber=21&perpage=40#post438537385

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 16:14

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

In the NFL you make more money and don't spend half your time trying to make high school kids think you're cool.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 18:04

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

DJExile posted:

Not for nothing but has Michigan finally named a full time AD? Seems like that should be the first domino to fall.

Domino... that gives me an idea for a man who would be perfect for the job

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 18:26

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Oh they've pre-written a story. So tomorrow Jim Harbaugh will be hired and also a ton of famous people will die.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 21:12

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

I'm sure he'd balk at Harbaugh if he wanted to coach his pro team instead of his college one.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2014 12:45

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Gonz posted:

I want to see him go to Michigan and become really, really good in a couple seasons and then run up the score on OSU every November. Go for 2 on every touchdown and attempt 60 yard field goals. Onside kick after every TD, too. Grit them teeth and then chuckle like a loving madman while sending cold pizza to Urban Meyer.

It's going to be funny when he can't beat OSU on a regular basis.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 05:53

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

MourningView posted:

Urban Meyer sending him running back to the NFL in shame would be really funny aside from the OSU winning a lot part.

Either that happens or Urbz has another "heart condition"

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 15:36

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

From what I understand, the only leaks that are trustworthy are the ones that make it look like Harbaugh is headed to Michigan.

e: hahaha perfect timing

# ¿ Dec 18, 2014 18:44

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Alouicious posted:

Personally, my favorite Japanese theater is Noh Theater.

I'm more of a Hatsune Miku concert kind of guy.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2014 15:26

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

MourningView posted:

bill snyder seems like a very nice old man who I would like to be my grandpa

gary pinkel is like your average goofball suburban dad

# ¿ Dec 24, 2014 17:39

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Jim Harbaugh has been planning this for a year and Gordie Howe died a few weeks ago.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2014 02:35

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Stitt to Montana

# ¿ Dec 28, 2014 00:05

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Komet posted:

Is this the biggest grand slam coaching hire of the last decade? Like 600 feet straight across the center field fence in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs, full count, and down by 3 grand slam.

Saban to Bama

# ¿ Dec 29, 2014 21:24

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

Jim-Bo

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 16:20

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

go3 posted:

where does Bo's ghost sit

Any place that's not within a 5 foot radius of a ring.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2014 17:47

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 09:35

Groucho Marxist: Dec 9, 2005; Do you smell what The Mauk is cooking?

He's definitely having a tough time living with it http://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2015/02/20/michigan-football-frank-clark/23736189/

# ¿ Feb 20, 2015 20:29

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