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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > What is a shart?
 
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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
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System Metternich posted:

What is a shart? A miserable little pile splotch of secrets.

I find that men are much more adventurous when letting farts go. I propose that is why we evolved to have anus hair. It is a way to let even the riskiest farts go. The hairs catch the shrapnel. The extra poop-grabbing hairs allow us the time needed to vacate the area and clean our bums without forcing us to hold in farts.

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