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Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


made of bees posted:

NEver heard of this Beria guy but apparently Stalin introduced him to FDR as 'our Himmler' and that kinda says a lot.

Just a reminder. If Stalin thought the dude had issues... Well.. He was probably the embodiment of pure evil.

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icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Genocide Tendency posted:

Just a reminder. If Stalin thought the dude had issues... Well.. He was probably the embodiment of pure evil.

i think that comment was intended as a compliment

icantfindaname fucked around with this message at 10:26 on Nov 1, 2014

Oldsmobile
Jun 13, 2006

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

“A reformed Eurocommunist post-Marxist New Leftist Frankfurt School professor and social democrat was teaching a class on Nikita Khrushchev, known revisionist.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Leon Trotsky as the most class conscious revolutionary of all time and accept the Fourth International as the only legitimate representative of the interests of the workers of the world!"

At this moment a brave, revolutionary, unreformed Stalinst NKVD veteran who had an appreciation for socialist realist art and read a chapter of Capital every night before going to sleep stood up and waved the red flag.

"If Trotsky was so great, why wasn’t the revolution permanent?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite bourgeoisly and smugly replied, “Because the Soviet Union was a deformed workers state, you idiot gerontocrat!”

"Wrong. Comrade Stalin purged Russia of the kulaks and all enemies of the workers. If your theory of revolution was correct, we would have achieved communism by now."

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of A People’s History of the United States. He stormed out of the room crying social-fascist crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had adopted the policies of the Third Period and become more than an infantile leftist bourgeois stooge. He wished so much that he had not betrayed the revolution, but he himself had sold it out!

The students applauded and all sang the State Anthem of the USSR and accepted Socialism in One Country as the best path forward for proletarian cause. The professor lost his tenure and was taken out back and shot the next day.

The student’s name?


Lavrentiy Beria”

I put it on a picture (needs more jpg artifacting tho)

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp

Torka posted:

A veteran of the United States Marine Corps was attending classes at a college. Dude had fought in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Some egghead professor starts badmouthing God and talking about evolution, and the marine has a flashback, runs up and punches him in the face, shouting "Not on my watch, haji!"

The Marine was expelled from college and sentenced to 4 years in prison for assault and battery, as well as fined $50,000 in a civil suit served by the professor. He served 2 years and got probation and now he works at the car wash.

Take that, heathens!

"I'm definitely going to be in the vanguard!" - Every Stalinist/Leninist ever.

Arri fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Nov 1, 2014

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Marxism involves the concept of "historical inevitability" which is seriously Not A Real Thing. So yeah, it's dead.

Yeah it's this. There is no such thing as the "Iron laws of history" and the socialist revolution never happened in Germany.

Socialist politics won't really take off again unless it's brand is rehabilitated, after what the USSR did to it's image.

Nelson Mandingo fucked around with this message at 10:38 on Nov 1, 2014

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Nelson Mandingo posted:

Yeah it's this. There is no such thing as the "Iron laws of history" and the socialist revolution never happened in Germany.

Socialist politics won't really take off again unless it's brand is rehabilitated, after what the USSR did to it's image.

Revisionist filth! Ten years' corrective labor!

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

Market socialism seems to be working just fine in Scandinavia.

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


Sergg posted:

Market socialism seems to be working just fine in Scandinavia.

As any Marxist will be quick to point out, that's not actually socialism. Businesses aren't collectively owned

Arri
Jun 11, 2005
NpNp

icantfindaname posted:

As any Marxist will be quick to point out, that's not actually socialism. Businesses aren't collectively owned

This is correct.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Yeah it's this. There is no such thing as the "Iron laws of history" and the socialist revolution never happened in Germany.

Socialist politics won't really take off again unless it's brand is rehabilitated, after what the USSR did to it's image.

Socialism isn't the same thing as Marxism, though. Agreeing that Marxism totally hosed over Socialism, although that wasn't Marx's fault.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002
Marxist-Leninism is dead but it isn't the same thing as Marxism.

Also, Scandinavia is moving back from Social Democracy, but that may not actually be such a great thing for the people.

Ardennes fucked around with this message at 12:20 on Nov 1, 2014

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.

Sergg posted:

Social corporatism seems to be working just fine in Scandinavia.

fixed that for you

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN
I've had a look at a few more of these true stories of military veterans attacking educators and there's something I don't understand. The military is one of the most Marxist organisations in America, the Government provides soldiers with free housings, free food, free medical care, free education and a bunch of other stuff but they're attacking professors for promoting what they've benefited from. Are the soldiers angry that they no longer have access to the benefits or Marxism or are the educators from a different denomination of Marxism?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


ReV VAdAUL posted:

I've had a look at a few more of these true stories of military veterans attacking educators and there's something I don't understand. The military is one of the most Marxist organisations in America, the Government provides soldiers with free housings, free food, free medical care, free education and a bunch of other stuff but they're attacking professors for promoting what they've benefited from. Are the soldiers angry that they no longer have access to the benefits or Marxism or are the educators from a different denomination of Marxism?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


gently caress you, got mine.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

ReV VAdAUL posted:

I've had a look at a few more of these true stories of military veterans attacking educators and there's something I don't understand. The military is one of the most Marxist organisations in America, the Government provides soldiers with free housings, free food, free medical care, free education and a bunch of other stuff but they're attacking professors for promoting what they've benefited from. Are the soldiers angry that they no longer have access to the benefits or Marxism or are the educators from a different denomination of Marxism?

Political leftists hate soldiers because they're agents of the status quo. This is only capable of being overridden when it becomes apparent that soldiers are themselves disgusted with the status quo or when the status quo is preferable to oncoming monstrosity, which is why student protesters sent CARE packages during Vietnam and VVATW was politically potent where the equivalent groups for Afghanistan and Iraq have not been.

On the other hand, the average soldier here on SA, in addition to being exceptionally malformed compared to the average soldier, tend to assume that the average forumite holds these sorts of opinions, and so adopts an ironic posture somewhere between self-conscious Nazism and caricatured conservatism. Apart from the actual people who hold those sorts of opinions, of course!

Meanwhile, the West Point debate team won nationally two years ago by repeating the point that global capitalism was too destructive to be anything but the first priority, but heh, officers.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Effectronica posted:

Meanwhile, the West Point debate team won nationally two years ago by repeating the point that global capitalism was too destructive to be anything but the first priority, but heh, officers.

The vast majority of US officers are Republicans though, and debate teams in the US really aren't about arguments you believe anyway, basically you talk the fasted and most muffled that you can so the other side has no idea what you are saying. I have no idea why anyone thought it was worthwhile, I guess the idea is to train auctioneers or something?

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Ardennes posted:

The vast majority of US officers are Republicans though, and debate teams in the US really aren't about arguments you believe anyway, basically you talk the fasted and most muffled that you can so the other side has no idea what you are saying. I have no idea why anyone thought it was worthwhile, I guess the idea is to train auctioneers or something?

No, individual colleges adopt different tactics and political positions they make their arguments from. Michigan State and Dartmouth are conservative powerhouses, while West Point is a fairly radical debate team. More importantly, Republican identification is something that has more to do with the Republicans taking the lead in being "pro-soldier" and the national Democratic response being to follow rather than stake out an oppositional position.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Effectronica posted:

No, individual colleges adopt different tactics and political positions they make their arguments from. Michigan State and Dartmouth are conservative powerhouses, while West Point is a fairly radical debate team. More importantly, Republican identification is something that has more to do with the Republicans taking the lead in being "pro-soldier" and the national Democratic response being to follow rather than stake out an oppositional position.

The debate culture I have exposure to is that you are simply assigned a side that you debate for, and then mumble as quickly as possible.

Yeah most officers I have known, even smart ones, were really right-wing and if the Democrats actually became anti-war/intervention I don't see them getting much love from US officers either. It is pretty usual for a officers in a professional military to become pretty reactionary when the military and its expansion is tied to their identity and career. They aren't the friend of working people though.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Ardennes posted:

The debate culture I have exposure to is that you are simply assigned a side that you debate for, and then mumble as quickly as possible.

Yeah most officers I have known, even smart ones, were really right-wing and if the Democrats actually became anti-war/intervention I don't see them getting much love from US officers either. It is pretty usual for a officers in a professional military to become pretty reactionary when the military and its expansion is tied to their identity and career. They aren't the friend of working people though.

You're assigned topics. The way that you argue for them is up to you, and having an ideological position staked out ahead of time makes it easier to tie everything into one overriding topic you can throw a slew of ideas against.

And actually, I'm talking about how the "pro-soldier" part of the Republican platform is something Democrats (on the national level) have copied while being somewhat more anti-war, instead of staking out a unique and opposing position. The overriding right-wing beliefs are hardly inevitable, considering Smedley Butler, Dwight Eisenhower, John Kerry, Ulysses Grant, William Sherman, etc. and this is without counting right-wing generals who opposed MacArthur's attempts to invade China like Omar Bradley or the use of military force in Vietnam like Matthew Ridgway.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Marxism is dead I ate some it's pretty good well I hope it's dead anyway, thanks.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Arglebargle III posted:

Marxism is dead I ate some it's pretty good well I hope it's dead anyway, thanks.

reagan hunted it down, gutted it, and grilled it up :911:

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Effectronica posted:

And actually, I'm talking about how the "pro-soldier" part of the Republican platform is something Democrats (on the national level) have copied while being somewhat more anti-war, instead of staking out a unique and opposing position. The overriding right-wing beliefs are hardly inevitable, considering Smedley Butler, Dwight Eisenhower, John Kerry, Ulysses Grant, William Sherman, etc. and this is without counting right-wing generals who opposed MacArthur's attempts to invade China like Omar Bradley or the use of military force in Vietnam like Matthew Ridgway.

It is noteworthy all those examples pre-date the military becoming an all volunteer force.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Effectronica posted:

And actually, I'm talking about how the "pro-soldier" part of the Republican platform is something Democrats (on the national level) have copied while being somewhat more anti-war, instead of staking out a unique and opposing position. The overriding right-wing beliefs are hardly inevitable, considering Smedley Butler, Dwight Eisenhower, John Kerry, Ulysses Grant, William Sherman, etc. and this is without counting right-wing generals who opposed MacArthur's attempts to invade China like Omar Bradley or the use of military force in Vietnam like Matthew Ridgway.

Well the Democrats are a center-right party, they aren't going to go for actual demilitarization and it is political suicide not to "support the Troops." Also, those examples are what at best 40 years ago if not longer? Historically, US officer corp was more politically diverse at one time but yeah that is history.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

ReV VAdAUL posted:

It is noteworthy all those examples pre-date the military becoming an all volunteer force.

All of them were volunteers, dude, even Kerry, and Grant and Sherman entered before conscription was enacted.

Ardennes posted:

Well the Democrats are a center-right party, they aren't going to go for actual demilitarization and it is political suicide not to "support the Troops." Also, those examples are what at best 40 years ago if not longer? Historically, US officer corp was more politically diverse at one time but yeah that is history.

I doubt that's the case. The senior brass are probably mostly a right-wing club nowadays but outside of goons, soldiers are fairly diverse politically.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN

Effectronica posted:

All of them were volunteers, dude, even Kerry, and Grant and Sherman entered before conscription was enacted.

It may be a coincidence but the shift further right among military leadership and lack of any public opposition to war or war crimes among the leadership does track with the end of conscription.

Also, while the lower ranks of the military are more diverse than the top ranks all the polling I've seen shows the military to poll much more Republican than the national average. This also leaves aside issues such as infiltration of the Air Force by fundamentalist Christians.

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

ReV VAdAUL posted:

It may be a coincidence but the shift further right among military leadership and lack of any public opposition to war or war crimes among the leadership does track with the end of conscription.

Also, while the lower ranks of the military are more diverse than the top ranks all the polling I've seen shows the military to poll much more Republican than the national average. This also leaves aside issues such as infiltration of the Air Force by fundamentalist Christians.

That's tracking party affiliation. Does it track political beliefs? Because there were clear majorities in favor of ending DADT AFAICR. I think that Republicans being "pro-army" and "pro-war" is what leads to greater identification of soldiers with the Republican party, more than any sort of fundamental conservative ideology.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011
Your average white, middle-class conservative soldier is no different from your average white, middle-class conservative civilian, in that both groups vote against their interests. It's not about FYGM, it's about a huge subset of the population being brainwashed from childhood to believe that capitalism is always good and socialism is always bad. They don't understand how the world works, so when they go to the base clinic for an exam and literally the only thing they have to do to get it is show their military ID, the broader political ramifications of this aren't obvious to them. It's just the way things are, so anyone who challenges the status quo is seen as an enemy. And there is a massive propoganda machine in place to reinforce this belief 24/7.

Triple A
Jul 14, 2010

Your sword, sahib.
lol @ anyone taking Marx seriously in 21st century

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Triple A posted:

lol @ anyone taking Marx seriously in 21st century

lol, political theorists, lmao, gay

asdf32
May 15, 2010

I lust for childrens' deaths. Ask me about how I don't care if my kids die.

Triple A posted:

lol @ anyone taking Marx seriously in 21st century

Well generally if you find yourself overly concerned with what one guy said/did/wrote a century+ ago you have some sort of problem.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


asdf32 posted:

Well generally if you find yourself overly concerned with what one guy said/did/wrote a century+ ago you have some sort of problem.

agreed the constitution is gay and fail

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

if i was rich i probably would think marxism is a joke too

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

asdf32 posted:

Well generally if you find yourself overly concerned with what one guy said/did/wrote a century+ ago you have some sort of problem.

Liberalism, conservatism, communism, feudalism, capitalism, etc. are all fail. Only fascism is still acceptable to believe in.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde


RIP Robin & Marxism

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
lmao at Marxists talking about "rebranding" communism. You've commodified your own ideology :xd:

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

ded posted:




Looks good to me

I hope he does this on November 3.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Aliquid posted:

if i was rich i probably would think marxism is a joke too

I think the elites today are to Marx what the '1984' government was to Goldstein

The information is there, it has a measure of 'truth', so what?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Triple A posted:

lol @ anyone taking Marx seriously in 21st century

lol @ anyone not taking Marx seriously in the 21st century

Nobody uses Keynes' models anymore as we have more accurate ones available, but broadly speaking he was generally right. Same with Marx; he was right more than he was wrong, but it doesn't matter because all that's ever focused on is the poo poo he was wrong about.

Marxism is outdated and in need of a modern overhaul utilizing the advanced economic models and sociological data we now have access to, but it was and is built on a pretty solid foundation and there is no legitimate means of outright dismissing it. There is a substantial difference between an economist saying that Marx provides nothing useful to the mechanics of modern economic study and someone responding to the question of Marx's relevance with "lol" or equivalent: The latter is utterly without merit and the individual stating it can be safely dismissed for being as useless to serious discourse as an Ayn Rand novel.

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nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice
Someday I'll have to read Marx so I know what the OP is asking.

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