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Ytlaya posted:Yeah, god drat. PAL obviously doesn't want to party with IDF when IDF breaks into their house and kills their family members every other weekend. IDF ob feels PAL respawn rates are set too high with their current tech tier. Really PAL should download the "GamersGate GenderSim" skin
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Ytlaya posted:Yeah, god drat. PAL obviously doesn't want to party with IDF when IDF breaks into their house and kills their family members every other weekend. Really, it would be a good way to get in.
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Nov 6, 2014 05:48
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Atrocious Joe posted:How do we know when one of these starts? Is there an official announcement or is it like a recession where a couple months in everyone realizes what is happening? It's weird because it is kinda both. Any random Pally can say "hey bitches, intifada at Schlomo's Saturday night" but you don't know whether one is happening until you look at the damage Sunday morning and get some frat guys in to assess exactly how dead Schlomo is when his folks get home that afternoon.
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Nov 6, 2014 12:01
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My Imaginary GF posted:IDF ob feels PAL respawn rates are set too high with their current tech tier. Really PAL should download the "GamersGate GenderSim" skin A dying freedom fighter grabs at the collar of his Israeli killer with his last breath he yells, "It's about ethics in video game journalism."
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Nov 6, 2014 12:12
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drilldo squirt posted:A dying freedom fighter grabs at the collar of his Israeli killer with his last breath he yells, "It's about ethics in video game journalism." I wish I could empty quote this
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Nov 6, 2014 12:43
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LOL at IDF's "diplomacy game". IDF doesn't get in any party where US isn't invited and doesn't pay for IDF. It's basically IDF yelling obscenities at everyone when nobody likes them and things don't go their way (which these days is always) and everyone else wondering why the gently caress US insisted on dragging that weirdo with them and anyone not in US's team being happy as gently caress that they don't have to deal with the monumental rear end in a top hat.
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Nov 6, 2014 14:30
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DarkCrawler posted:LOL at IDF's "diplomacy game". IDF doesn't get in any party where US isn't invited and doesn't pay for IDF. It's basically IDF yelling obscenities at everyone when nobody likes them and things don't go their way (which these days is always) and everyone else wondering why the gently caress US insisted on dragging that weirdo with them and anyone not in US's team being happy as gently caress that they don't have to deal with the monumental rear end in a top hat. their trash-talk is pretty decent though
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Nov 6, 2014 15:04
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Triple A posted:their trash-talk is pretty decent though Is it? I mean it's been the same insult for how many goddamn years, I don't know. They really need to get some new material.
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Nov 6, 2014 15:32
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DarkCrawler posted:LOL at IDF's "diplomacy game". IDF doesn't get in any party where US isn't invited and doesn't pay for IDF. It's basically IDF yelling obscenities at everyone when nobody likes them and things don't go their way (which these days is always) and everyone else wondering why the gently caress US insisted on dragging that weirdo with them and anyone not in US's team being happy as gently caress that they don't have to deal with the monumental rear end in a top hat. It's not just yelling obscenities man, have you even seen what a house looks like after IDF's been there? poo poo on the floor, on couches, on tables, everywhere. Bottles of of piss everywhere too. Those guys just seem compelled to leave their excrement everywhere they go like a dog that hasn't been housebroken yet. It's really creepy and disgusting. Who the hell would want to go to a party with those guys?
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Nov 6, 2014 15:34
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drilldo squirt posted:A dying freedom fighter grabs at the collar of his Israeli killer with his last breath he yells, "It's about ethics in video game journalism." I hear you brother.
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Nov 6, 2014 16:13
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Genpei Turtle posted:It's not just yelling obscenities man, have you even seen what a house looks like after IDF's been there? poo poo on the floor, on couches, on tables, everywhere. Bottles of of piss everywhere too. Those guys just seem compelled to leave their excrement everywhere they go like a dog that hasn't been housebroken yet. It's really creepy and disgusting. Who the hell would want to go to a party with those guys? US puts up with it because at least IDF has dropped the "sacrifice babby" perk.
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Nov 6, 2014 17:12
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Reminder that no one thought the 20 tank kill streak Cheevo was even possible as the 1.9.55 patch and then [IDF]Zvika did it in 2 hours with no TKs or airstrike perks.
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Nov 6, 2014 18:56
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Every team has those glorious stats from the past, only few of them are good today. Reminder that TeamHez took out 100+ IDF tanks out of the equation with zero tank losses on their own side. Because they didn't even have any tanks. I mean if you really want badass K:D rations, every team has more glorious records the IDF can hope for their best day. Against way better teams too.
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Nov 6, 2014 19:28
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DarkCrawler posted:Every team has those glorious stats from the past, only few of them are good today. Reminder that TeamHez took out 100+ IDF tanks out of the equation with zero tank losses on their own side. Because they didn't even have any tanks. I mean if you really want badass K:D rations, every team has more glorious records the IDF can hope for their best day. Against way better teams too. Yeah, Clan IDF was formed via server merger after Clan DEU industrialized spawncamping. Just no way they can beat that K:D Ratio even if they went fullbot
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Nov 6, 2014 19:40
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DarkCrawler posted:Every team has those glorious stats from the past, only few of them are good today. Reminder that TeamHez took out 100+ IDF tanks out of the equation with zero tank losses on their own side. Because they didn't even have any tanks. I mean if you really want badass K:D rations, every team has more glorious records the IDF can hope for their best day. Against way better teams too. Yeah the IDF likes to pretend that 6M doesn't count against their lifetime K:D but it totally does.
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Nov 6, 2014 20:32
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Booblord Zagats posted:Reminder that no one thought the 20 tank kill streak Cheevo was even possible as the 1.9.55 patch and then [IDF]Zvika did it in 2 hours with no TKs or airstrike perks. It helps that [SYR] had no loving idea how to drive their tanks. They might as well been built by loving martians as far as those idiots are concerned
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Nov 6, 2014 20:41
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Radbot posted:Whose excited for a third intifada? Another expansion? I'm not paying for this poo poo again.
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Nov 6, 2014 22:54
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Senjuro posted:Another expansion? I'm not paying for this poo poo again.  But the PAL just keep hitting the spawn points.
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Nov 6, 2014 22:56
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Bolow posted:It helps that [SYR] had no loving idea how to drive their tanks. They might as well been built by loving martians as far as those idiots are concerned Really I think SYR is the reason PAL and HEZ manage to look the least bit competent, because I could not imagine a worse group of full-on retards than the SYR and IRQ teams. IRQ couldn't even beat Team Ayatollah when the Soviet and US devs were BOTH dumping cash and tanks to them AND looking away when they used the gas cheats.
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Nov 6, 2014 23:28
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Senjuro posted:Another expansion? I'm not paying for this poo poo again. It could be cool. The others introduced this whole new diplomatic metagame that was really cool. It just went to poo poo because clans like IDF didn't buy the expansions and just carried on with their straight-forward shooty-shooty FPS.
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team overhead smash posted:It could be cool. The others introduced this whole new diplomatic metagame that was really cool. It just went to poo poo because clans like IDF didn't buy the expansions and just carried on with their straight-forward shooty-shooty FPS. Dude, I know you're a big Mac fan and all, just because Clan IDF went with Windows doesn't mean their servers are incompatible for Mac players. Mac players just have to register with the "Games for Windows" system and enter their product key and bam! They can use the same servers as Clan IDF.
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team overhead smash posted:It could be cool. The others introduced this whole new diplomatic metagame that was really cool. It just went to poo poo because clans like IDF didn't buy the expansions and just carried on with their straight-forward shooty-shooty FPS. It's still never going to get them a win though because the US and PRC devs don't give a poo poo about diplo scores on ladder match rankings
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Nov 7, 2014 16:39
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Triple A posted:their trash-talk is pretty decent though No man are you stoned? They tried griefing [BORK] and got owned. By [BORK]. I mean, come on.
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Nov 7, 2014 18:00
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I know the devs said they weren't going to remove factions entirely since the whole Red Team fiasco on the NA Servers, but I have a feeling they're planning on taking away all the South-West Asian servers and clans one day soon
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If y'all want to change course and turn this into a "serious" I/P thread, there's looking to be an Intifada in Jerusalem as well as elsewhere. In less serious news, Miri Regev, notorious right-wing populist, is angry that an Arab Member of Knesset wore a kuffieh. That's basically like some white Republican rear end in a top hat being upset that an African-American congressman was making a speech with a dashiki. (Which probably won't happen in the US because Congress is boring as gently caress).
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Nov 14, 2014 04:43
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A US Congressman got poo poo a couple years ago for wearing a hoodie. Have they fixed matchmaking yet or are teams still unbalanced?
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team overhead smash posted:It could be cool. The others introduced this whole new diplomatic metagame that was really cool. It just went to poo poo because clans like IDF didn't buy the expansions and just carried on with their straight-forward shooty-shooty FPS. Absurd Alhazred posted:If y'all want to change course and turn this into a "serious" I/P thread,
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InequalityGodzilla posted:There's already a dedicated I/P thread elsewhere and this is an entertaining gimmick so no. Lead me to the Promised Land, effendi.
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Nov 14, 2014 06:09
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Lead me to the Promised Land, effendi. Edit: poo poo, nvm. Just checked my bookmarks and apparently it got locked a couple weeks ago at least. I guess this really is the dedicated I/P thread. The only way we can have a constructive, nonarguemental discussion about this if through video game metaphors. That's...really quite sad 
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Nov 14, 2014 06:33
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InequalityGodzilla posted:On my phone, can't. But it's in D&D, just like this thread, probably just go pushed back a page or something. Only thing I'm seeing is on page 3, the old one that was killed by N4I during the Halloween Thread Massacre of 2014.
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Nov 14, 2014 06:37
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InequalityGodzilla posted:There's already a dedicated I/P thread elsewhere and this is an entertaining gimmick so no. Where's this thread? Old one was locked.
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InequalityGodzilla posted:I guess this really is the dedicated I/P thread. The only way we can have a constructive, nonarguemental discussion about this if through video game metaphors. That's...really quite sad Working as intended.
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IDF admitted that the two teenagers who were murdered in Bitunia about a month before Brothers Keeper were indeed murdered by IDF soldiers firing live munitions into the crowd, there are even some rumors that the soldier who murdered them might even face criminal charges, so like Yossi Gurvitz wrote "Huh, I guess he might be a druze", though tbqh this probably won't happen.
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Nov 14, 2014 17:05
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emanresu tnuocca posted:IDF admitted that the two teenagers who were murdered in Bitunia about a month before Brothers Keeper were indeed murdered by IDF soldiers firing live munitions into the crowd, there are even some rumors that the soldier who murdered them might even face criminal charges, so like Yossi Gurvitz wrote "Huh, I guess he might be a druze", though tbqh this probably won't happen. haha, those TKing sad-brains are still crying about it when the other team no-scopes them but melee each other to death when they forget to equip their ninja outfits.
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Nov 15, 2014 16:40
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What would the mosque controversy be considered? Settlers trying to take over the other sides turf with a cultural win?
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Nov 15, 2014 17:05
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RandomPauI posted:What would the mosque controversy be considered? Settlers trying to take over the other sides turf with a cultural win? Probably the Domination game mode.
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Nov 15, 2014 17:08
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Nah, faction questline like Endless Legend has. Those two bicker about that stuff, but meanwhile Argentina's quests are all about taking The Falklands whilst the Korean factions have mutually hostile reunification quests. As an aside there's pretty good design in that last one actually, it's similar to the old East/West Germany factions, but there are really complex alliances in play and several potential modes for achieving unification. You can just go and conquer them, but that is really costly to your own country and can even kick off the Global Thermonuclear War event chain(!), but you can also try spies, coups, and even cultural spam. Weird thing with that last one though, North Korea has really intense internal cultural generation and protection against influences, whilst South Korea is way better at spreading things overseas thanks to stuff like their K-Pop UU and Girl's Generation Hero Unit, so they sort of end up cancelling each other out. Probably some grog has figured out how to properly use their cultural strengths, but I usually go for espionage for that quest chain. Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Nov 15, 2014 |
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Nov 15, 2014 17:09
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RandomPauI posted:What would the mosque controversy be considered? Settlers trying to take over the other sides turf with a cultural win? Capture-the-flag with no timelime
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Nov 16, 2014 07:35
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So what does everyone think about PAL's melee attack on an IDF spawn point?
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Kind of a classic "gently caress this poo poo" tactic. I remember playing old games like Soldier of Fortune 2 and just knifefucking with people since I couldn't play it anyway - sure, I died a lot but every time I got someone with a knife made up for a hundred deaths.
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