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tao of lmao

tmfw the pizza burns the roof of your mouth

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nvm no cake

tmfw it's the last bite of a really juicy steak

problematic hug

tmfw you bite a chip(crisp) edgewise

problematic hug fucked around with this message at 01:54 on Nov 1, 2014

Slot


you bite down on a pistachio and it has a worm in it

Dotcom Jillionaire

Social distortion
tmfw you've just gone to the dentist and everything is all numb and tender

tao of lmao

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

tmfw you bite a chip(crisp) edgewise

Salmiakki


http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/26762/81986/?ba=JuniperJesus

quote:

Mouthfeel- Thick, deep and awesome. Again, a surprising amount of hops coat the tongue and linger a while. Chocolate flavor just won't go away.

day 5. chocolate flavor still hasnt left. i am literally unable to taste anything but sweet chocolate, and it is ruining m,e. my other senses are starting to weaken too, i think i can see chocolate in the corners of my eyes

Devil Bird Thing

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
tmfw the dentist shoots you up with novacaine and everything goes numb

tao of lmao

Dotcom Jillionaire posted:

tmfw you've just gone to the dentist and everything is all numb and tender

Full-Bodied Flavor




tmfw< you bite into the fork

tao of lmao

Full-Bodied Flavor posted:




tmfw< you bite into the fork

nvm no cake

tmfw you sip on your first cold beer after a hard day

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
tmfw brushing teeeth :peanut:

nvm no cake

tmfw you're enjoying a nice meal and you accidentally bite your tongue

Slot


tmfw you catch a grape tossed by your friend from across the room and he winks at you and you know he just wants to dominate every orifice you possess

problematic hug

tmfw you "forget" to brush :q:

tao of lmao

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

tmfw you "forget" to brush :q:

Slot


tmfw you ingest chain food from some stupid microwave resturant

tao of lmao

tmfw i bit into a peppercorn or a carroway seed

problematic hug

tmfw you have really good opinions

nvm no cake

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

tmfw you have really good opinions


tao of lmao

Finn Pennywhistle posted:

tmfw you have really good opinions


nvm no cake

tmfw you have your first taste of human flesh

WetNightmare

by sebmojo

wth posted:

tmfw the pizza burns the roof of your mouth



was this from a movie or informercial bc i think i have seen it b4

tao of lmao

tmfw you eat dessert

tao of lmao

WetNightmare posted:

was this from a movie or informercial bc i think i have seen it b4

infomercial, yeah idek what for though probably a cellphone. get with the times, grampa

nvm no cake

tmfw you are going down on your partner and they fart in your mouth

tao of lmao

tmfw you read a creepy calx post

nvm no cake

tmfw the chili is too spicy

Slot


The Green Calx posted:

tmfw the chili is too spicy


City of Glompton


:captainpop:

pig slut lisa

irl is good


tmfw your toenails are chewy not crunchy like supposed to be

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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tmfw too much weed

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tao of lmao

idk but infomercial people are IDIOTS

Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

wth posted:

idk but infomercial people are IDIOTS

idk man that's quality acting.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


where did the soda go

pig slut lisa

irl is good


ulvir

that mouthfeel when #firstcup

tao of lmao

ulvir posted:

that mouthfeel when #firstcup

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Bloodfart McCoy

That's a high quality avatar right there.

The Green Calx posted:

tmfw you are going down on your partner and they fart in your mouth


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