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What I love is that the kiss "would have been broken up regardless of the genders of the Soldiers", however he felt the need to hire the loving Thomas More group to defend him. From the website: "the Thomas More Law Center’s mission is to restore and defend America’s Judeo-Christian heritage and moral values" Kinda kills your credibility there a little bit, dude. And yeah LTCs get Article 15s. I see it all the time. Honestly this dude should just have taken that little slap and quietly retired. Of course now he'll get enough publicity that people will read the lovely ghost-written book that I am sure is in the wings and he'll make a little $ off the conservative talk show circuit.
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I don't know if you all are sick of the lesbian ball LTC drama but here's an update from the female captain involved:quote:Woke up yesterday to having three flat tires and this morning to one flat. Someone took the time to let the air out of them and left a hate note each day. Went to file a police report today and they said I basically have to wait until there's damage to myself or my car...great.   more (album)
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That's pretty hosed up. Wanna let the air out of the person who did that poo poo, if you know what I mean.
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Nov 20, 2014 18:15
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lmbo "found to have failed in Integrity." Just call him a fuckstick, put him in noble prison (i.e. no steak and lobster for ONE NIGHT, MISTER, until you say you're sorry), and do whatever it is that the army does when it comes to these situations: predominantly nothing.
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Nov 20, 2014 19:37
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Spicy Guacamole posted:That's pretty hosed up. Wanna let the air out of the person who did that poo poo, if you know what I mean. Same, gently caress those people. Also let some air out of the CSM and LTC.
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Nov 20, 2014 19:39
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How he had the pure nerve to say that he lightly pushed the phone away, where as he up and hauled back on some poor private and knocked the fucker out cold is some pure brass balls of denial right there. Fuckin' kid got a broken nose, knocked unconscious, and ended up in hospital with a concussion. I wonder if he got "has an awesome left hook" as a bullet on his OER that quarter.
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Nov 20, 2014 19:44
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Give the LTC a week of extra duty digging fighting positions while supervised by the private.
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Nov 20, 2014 19:46
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Give the LTC a week of extra duty digging fighting positions while supervised by the private. That would be amazing. While the couple makes out in front of him.
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Nov 20, 2014 20:57
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do field grade officers even know how to low crawl?
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sforzacio posted:do field grade officers even know how to low crawl? How else would they get low enough to suck general officer dick?
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Nov 20, 2014 21:27
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In his defense guys, abominations gonna abominate. Thankfully I haven't had the pleasure of serving under an überconservative ARE COUNTRY type yet. All my bosses have been pretty level headed so far.
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Nov 20, 2014 22:47
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He was a prior E, angry guy from Philly... the 3 and I would watch his head cant off center as an eye grew big and veins bulged across his forehead during update briefings.
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Nov 20, 2014 23:11
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My last BC was a morality police douce bag. He tried to give a good soldier a field grade article 15 which barred him during his reenlistment window because he was dating another woman while his divorce was being finalized. He was effectively removed from the Army due to the flag. No drama involved, the soldier brought his GF to a FRG function and the BC confronted the soldier about it. The soldier told the true because any same person would think it didn't matter. The BC claimed he was being unmoral and unprofessional. I filed an IG complaint on his behalf and it stopped the article 15 but by that time it didn't matter. About three months after I PCS'd to Bragg, the same BC pushed a female LT into her hotel room and tried to rape her. He was promptly relieved of command, but didn't lose rank and wasn't forced to retire. He's Such a piece of poo poo. The upside is a friend of mine from College helped that Soldier get into UF and he's pursuing a career as a pharmacist.
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Zeris posted:Both the LTC and the CSM were relieved of command. The CSM retired with full pension. The LTC is still serving actively. Oxygenpoisoning posted:BC pushed a female LT into her hotel room and tried to rape her. He was promptly relieved of command, but didn't lose rank and wasn't forced to retire.  if by some grace of god i make it 20 years and don't commit suicide you better believe i'm going out in a career-ending incident that brings shame to the service, because gently caress it, why not? beats a retirement ceremony any day.
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brains posted:
Get hammered and crash your car into the "x days since our last DUI fatality" sign at the gate.
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Something involving the on-post bar, being completely naked, and leading the MPs on a wild goose chase through the FGO on-post housing.
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I could not give less of a poo poo about the Army, but I like your thread title this month. EDIT: Also, you should listen to this man. EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Get hammered and crash your car into the "x days since our last DUI fatality" sign at the gate.
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Up the ante some. Make sure you crash completely naked and have greased yourself up with crisco, that way when the MPs make their way to you, you are substantially more difficult to catch. I'm sure the MPs will enjoy trying to catch a greased Senior officer/nco. Also ensure you have at least two people video taping.
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psydude posted:Something involving the on-post bar, being completely naked, and leading the MPs on a wild goose chase through the FGO on-post housing. Does drunk-stealing the garrison commander's bike, getting chased by said (also drunk) garrison commander screaming profanities and an even more drunk provost marshal threatening to arrest both for conduct unbecoming while a not quite as drunk german civilian is standing on the front porch providing color commentary for the whole clowncar-act count? (Got a challenge coin from a now 4-star out of kindly deleting the video afterwards)
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Does drunk-stealing the garrison commander's bike, getting chased by said (also drunk) garrison commander screaming profanities and an even more drunk provost marshal threatening to arrest both for conduct unbecoming while a not quite as drunk german civilian is standing on the front porch providing color commentary for the whole clowncar-act count? Please tell me you still have that somewhere. The world needs to see it.
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I loving wish. I was young and didn't know that's the type of poo poo you keep around for later favors to call in back then. I just thought I was making a video of four really funny drunk old geezers. The challenge coin is still somewhere in my dad's collection, though. The 4-star's retired it seems. To be honest, they all probably are. /edit: In a totally non-related matter, though: B. B. Bell remains, to this day, on of the most imposing human beings I've met in my life. Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Nov 21, 2014 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Get hammered and crash your car into the "x days since our last DUI fatality" sign at the gate. please, 5 years ago this was a prereq just to get looked at for a CSM slot.
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brains posted:please, 5 years ago this was a prereq just to get looked at for a CSM slot. You know there is a sergeants major academy at Bliss and you PCS there for a year long set of instruction from top men in the arts of mispronouncing words and removing the last remnants of useful knowledge and shits to give for other people accomplishing their actual job.
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Zeris posted:You know there is a sergeants major academy at Bliss and you PCS there for a year long set of instruction from top men in the arts of mispronouncing words and removing the last remnants of useful knowledge and shits to give for other people accomplishing their actual job. no bs, that poo poo is a year long? I bet its like so much online training they just eventually break you sere style.
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It was, and is, so mind blowing to me that you can make SGM and essentially be at the bottom of yet another hierarchy, and have to work your way back up the entire drat thing again.
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Zeris posted:You know there is a sergeants major academy at Bliss and you PCS there for a year long set of instruction from top men in the arts of mispronouncing words and removing the last remnants of useful knowledge and shits to give for other people accomplishing their actual job. "Top. Men."
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Zeris posted:You know there is a sergeants major academy at Bliss and you PCS there for a year long set of instruction from top men in the arts of mispronouncing words and removing the last remnants of useful knowledge and shits to give for other people accomplishing their actual job. The best was that as a prosecutor at Fort Bliss, members of our potential jury pool were often instructors at USASMA. I can't decide who is my favorite, the guy who was literally like a loving robot during group questioning, or the one who in individual questioning used the words "pornification" and "defrigerate".
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Gotta defrigerate your marriage if you don't want to lose the pornification of your relationship.
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I still don't get how they live with themselves. Once they hit 1st SGT they peaked, after that it's the lobotomy and a position that is unbelievably useless. Might as well pop hot on a piss test and get kicked out or just suck start an M4 at that point, Sergeants Major choice.
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Zeris posted:I don't know if you all are sick of the lesbian ball LTC drama but here's an update from the female captain involved: BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 18:08 on Nov 23, 2014 |
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Omi-Polari posted:Do you have an email address or any way I can reach you? For this. I PM'd you. I hope you're not planning to post this to Medium. Am I misreading here?
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Also lol from Medium
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I got a talking by my o-3 boss about my sock length being too low for PT. I didn't care the first time, but then he said it again and I didn't want to deal with his poo poo anymore. Went and bought new socks and wore them to PT the next day. Got an e-mail later that day from him saying "GREAT job on the socks!". Holy gently caress the army is a sham. Or at least my experience over the last 26 months.
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stevenolson88 posted:I got a talking by my o-3 boss about my sock length being too low for PT. I didn't care the first time, but then he said it again and I didn't want to deal with his poo poo anymore. Went and bought new socks and wore them to PT the next day. Got an e-mail later that day from him saying "GREAT job on the socks!". Holy gently caress the army is a sham. Or at least my experience over the last 26 months. Accomplishments: -Enhanced unit readiness, cohesion and lead-from-the-front mentality by ensuring junior leaders met uniform standards at all training events to include white socks above the ankle at PT, ensuring NCOs and soldiers understood standards apply to all and reducing ankle-related scuffing injuries
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BaconAndBullets posted:I still don't get how they live with themselves. Once they hit 1st SGT they peaked, after that it's the lobotomy and a position that is unbelievably useless. Might as well pop hot on a piss test and get kicked out or just suck start an M4 at that point, Sergeants Major choice. 1sgt keeps a bottle in his drawer because of stress. Sergeant major keeps a bottle in his drawer because of boredom. Hope this helps.
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Just sat in a meeting with the 1SG and all the PL/PSGs and he called his SGM for clarification on something and he didn't answer, so he called the BDE SGM and HE didn't answer either so I am guessing that a lot of the boredom is from not answering their phones and doing things for ARE TROOPS
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White Chocolate posted:Just sat in a meeting with the 1SG and all the PL/PSGs and he called his SGM for clarification on something and he didn't answer, so he called the BDE SGM and HE didn't answer either so I am guessing that a lot of the boredom is from not answering their phones and doing things for ARE TROOPS Yeah like stopping them at 1130am when they have been on CQ all night dealing with a hospitized soldier and tearing him a new rear end because he didn't shave that morning.
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Zeris posted:I PM'd you. BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Nov 23, 2014 |
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Omi-Polari posted:Not without the captain's permission. But it's worth asking. I sent a message back. Wow we have a real Medium reporter here? Well instead of reporting about a bunch of hot horny lesbians why dont you report on the real poo poo like the time i jacked off into the spit bottle i accidentally drink from during powerpoints and the time a certain well known jacker offer here (i wont say names) once found each and every one of our jack off stashes and proceeded to add his nasty spunk ruining our lifes jizz savings with his nasty seed.
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anne frank fanfic posted:Wow we have a real Medium reporter here? Well instead of reporting about a bunch of hot horny lesbians why dont you report on the real poo poo like the time i jacked off into the spit bottle i accidentally drink from during powerpoints and the time a certain well known jacker offer here (i wont say names) once found each and every one of our jack off stashes and proceeded to add his nasty spunk ruining our lifes jizz savings with his nasty seed. Ya
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