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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm going to buy some pork shoulder in a bit and attempt to make some tamales. I was planning to do tamales over the weekend as I had to work monday through wednesday. I always do pumpkin pie from scratch but I am poor lately. SPACE HOMOS fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Nov 26, 2014 |
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I'm making apple oat bread to bring to the family thing tomorrow.
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Nov 26, 2014 18:50
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I'm going to a nice restaurant for Thanksgiving because I don't have to do anything.
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Nov 26, 2014 18:53
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holocaust bloopers posted:I'm going to a nice restaurant for Thanksgiving because I don't have to do anything. I'm cooking a big rear end prime rib and some mashed potatoes. I don't leave the house for loving anything on Thanksgiving or Black Friday unless my house was actively on fire
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Nov 26, 2014 19:01
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I'm doing the same thing as today. Posting on the internet and playing video games.
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Nov 26, 2014 19:03
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I have today till Monday before winter break classes. You better believe all I'm doing is sleeping, drinking, and video games.
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Nov 26, 2014 19:05
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On vacation as of noon. Fridge is stocked with everything I need for a couple days and it is time to relax.
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Nov 26, 2014 20:06
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My first Thanksgiving enlisted was spent as the poor dumb bastard working at the barracks check in desk and eating reheated Popeye's chicken and playing Madden 2001 on my Game Boy. This year it will be spent having lunch with my brother's in-laws, and dinner with one of my sister in law's recently divorced receptionists.
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Nov 26, 2014 20:14
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Booblord Zagats posted:My first Thanksgiving enlisted was spent as the poor dumb bastard working at the barracks check in desk and eating reheated Popeye's chicken and playing Madden 2001 on my Game Boy. My first was in basic training. Best army meal ever imo.
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Nov 26, 2014 20:19
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Booblord Zagats posted:My first Thanksgiving enlisted was spent as the poor dumb bastard working at the barracks check in desk and eating reheated Popeye's chicken and playing Madden 2001 on my Game Boy. Bang the divorcee.
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zombie303 posted:Bang the divorcee. Wayyyyyyy ahead of you
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Nov 26, 2014 20:22
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He meant the wife.
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Nov 26, 2014 20:56
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Godholio posted:He meant the wife. :dusted:
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SPACE HOMOS posted:I was planning to do tamales over the weekend as I had to work monday through wednesday. I've never made them before. The pork has been cooking for about 2 hours now and smells amazing, though. Gonna let it simmer for a bit longer to really get tender.
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Nov 26, 2014 21:05
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Godholio posted:He meant the wife. poo poo
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Nov 26, 2014 21:57
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Cole posted:My first was in basic training. Best army meal ever imo. Same here, the battalion officers and senior NCOs were serving and loaded our plates up. We ate like kings! Deployment Thanksgivings can eat a dick though, the three I had were just long lines and garbage tasting food. I don't have any family near me and my wife is Canadian so we don't have anything planned for tomorrow. Probably just gonna slam brews, take poos, watch football, and eat pizza.
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Nov 26, 2014 22:22
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Godholio posted:He meant the wife. 
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Nov 27, 2014 00:16
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Mike-o posted:gently caress god drat i want those cookies
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Nov 27, 2014 00:55
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I've had two Thanksgivings at sea, and both of them were actually really good meals. It's nice to see what the cooks can do when they're not restricted by official Navy menus and allowed to have fun with it.
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Nov 27, 2014 00:58
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The potlucks we had in Japan for the single marines were always pretty good. Then again I actually liked the people I worked with and I didn't secretly wish for my leadership to be fed feet first into a jet engine
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Every overseas thanksgiving I had was: 1) get up hungover as gently caress. Crawl to the chow hall to have lunch with my dorm rats. 2) Go to boss NCO's house and eat with folks. Tomorrow is the first chance to cook thanksgiving for myself. Girlfriend is not going home to the North East and endure snowpocolypse. I'm not driving to Utah to freeze my rear end off in regular mountain snow. We are both gonna have home cooking in California and tan on the balcony while we forget what cold is like this holiday.
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Nov 27, 2014 05:22
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There's no snow unless you're up in the actual mountains. Gonna be like 50 for the next few days in the valley.
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Nov 27, 2014 05:38
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My first Thanksgiving was in the Motel 6, broke as gently caress because I spent all my boot camp money driving across the country and the base housing office wasn't open until after the holiday. We had enough money to buy a bag of tortilla chips and some salsa and that's what we had for dinner. I still buy chips and salsa every year as reminder of how lovely being poor was.
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Nov 27, 2014 05:44
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R. Lee Ermey sells ringtones on his website. There's a code for a free one. Most are pretty tame but there are some f-bombs and so on.
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Nov 27, 2014 07:36
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Still the best ringtone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&t=203s
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Nov 27, 2014 07:43
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My first Army Thanksgiving was in Airborne School. I ran into a dude who I was friends with in HS, and actually had a good time. One of my favorite thanksgivings, actually.
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Saw Insterstellar. It was crazy.
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So after hearing what my sister did for her turkey this thanksgiving I'm about 99% sure that poor bird caught on fire in the oven
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Bolow posted:So after hearing what my sister did for her turkey this thanksgiving I'm about 99% sure that poor bird caught on fire in the oven That's called baking?
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Nov 29, 2014 05:34
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you should buy her a deep fryer setup but not tell her how to properly do it, she'd probably burn her neighborhood down.
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Nov 29, 2014 05:43
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I've deep fried 2 turkey's and it was loving terrifying both times. It was also loving delicious
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Nov 29, 2014 05:45
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Didn't William Shatner burn his house down trying to deep fry a turkey? My wife made goose, and she loving nailed it. poo poo was loving awesome. It's like the bird version of roast beef.
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Nov 29, 2014 05:51
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you just gotta thaw the turkey fully, and measure the oil properly so it doesn't overflow once you drop the bird in there. It also helps to not do it in your garage attached to your house in case you do start an oil fire.
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Nov 29, 2014 10:01
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Yeah, it's really not that hard to not burn your house down frying a turkey. Measure the oil level, put the rig outside, and make sure the turkey is properly thawed. Boom, delicious turkey with no mayhem.
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If you aren't setting the neighborhood on fire, then what is the point?
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As a kid and well into my teenage years, I set fire to almost literally everything including countless parts of my body. My parents kicked me into the downward spiral by getting me a Kosmos 4000 chemistry set when I was 13 thinking I was gonna get super smart. I thanked them by almost laying everything they owned to the embers several times and never getting super smart.
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dunno about the rest of you, but i was casually trying to figure out where to buy salt peter so I could make smokebombs after downloading the anarchist cookbook when I was young. Napalm was easy because styrofoam was easy to come across, but I never made anything bigger than that. Edit: My mom was asking me why I wanted to kill her once because I had a couch in my room, and under it were plans for a pinewood derby car with "hydraulics" I came up with from shits and giggles, and plans for thermite from the anarchist cookbook. They had nothing to do with each other, but she tried to put two and two together from it. Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Nov 29, 2014 |
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The anarchist's cookbook sucked for germans because 90% of the effort you put in was figuring out what the gently caress the equivalent for some american brandname product was or - at the very least - what relevant ingredient was in said product. Uh...what do you want me to buy in my little german podunk shithole? Hexamine fuel tablets? Yeah, let me just take half a year to figure out what I need to look for is ESBIT TROCKENSPIRITUS
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If you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, you can make something useless that isn't napalm.
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