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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i do because stick shift owns

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Let's see those nips, Beanieson.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

My life feels incomplete having not been pepper sprayed yet. Guessing it's worse than the cs chamber.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Shooting Blanks posted:

There's an easy way to resolve this FYI

I'm down. I'd just rather do it without going to jail after.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Someone come to Denver and pepper spray me. We can even video tape it and show it to DnD so they can see the police brutality.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

beanieson posted:

give me your address and I'll mail you some pepper spray. and a bunch of dildos or whatever.

If you are serious, I will record it and post the video.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Wow cops can be spergy. Was looking up contacts and oc spray and found this.

http://forums.officer.com/t189085/

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

If someone mails me OC Spray I'll do it. Not gonna pay for my own pain though.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

GunForumMeme posted:

Cops hate two things: change, and the way things are.

And blacks, mexicans, asians...

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

GunForumMeme posted:

Eh, never been to a strip club and I don't intend to ever set foot into one.

:psyboom:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

GunForumMeme posted:

Never had to pay a woman to get her to take her clothes off.

:smugdog:

You don't pay them to take their clothes off. You pay them to leave you alone afterwords.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


That's a cool cop.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

beanieson posted:

That cruiser was only three days to retirement :(

It was getting too old for this poo poo.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

beanieson posted:

The only good tea is sweet iced tea, hth

You should be able to pour your tea over pancakes.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

beanieson posted:

The best beer is buffalo trace

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Post. FTP

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