Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I am no longer allowed to quote Slick Rick lyrics at crime scenes

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Man I hate getting vanilla checks without OT.

Something we agree on.

Also if I got you in secret Santa I would send you dope swag

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I think the American version was "run, hide, fight" :black101:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Hardbody posted:

Just got dispatched to a guy walking through public housing firing shots. Stay safe goons.

This happens like twice a night on a normal night around here

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Hezzy posted:

"good strat by police stealing my phone sending in crash dummies."


i wonder if any cops accidentally parked their 100k mileage cars in the path of rioters and left it unattended

They just replace your car with an even worse car and the chief gets a new ride

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Currently watching children's tv with my son and waiting for the feast. If you're working today I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but overtime's not one.

:bustem:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

P sure using human being at work would get you in a lot of trouble, mainly because most of the openly gay guys are work are about 6 foot tall and practice MMA.

... the only twink is the resident gun buff and pistol expert

edit: I swear like a loving sailor at work though, just not in public

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

:effort:

  • Locked thread