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Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

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Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

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Thesoldier posted:

Plus the fact that the speedometer is in MPH and I'm pretty sure that's a ford.

we measure poo poo in MPH as well, its the rest of the euros that seem to get hard for KPH

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
football dot avi

http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2014-11-05/up-to-one-hundred-hooligans-involved-in-derby-clash/

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Cmdr. Shepard posted:

Especially when they're with family members at gatherings when people want to pick an argument with you because of all their dumb cop stories and how they're harassed but "you're different than those other cops". No, I'm not, I'd have done the same thing as the cops in your story, stop being a dumbass maybe?

This a million times

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
i like driving really quick and changing gears its like im in fast & furious

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

imagine her towering over you, fist clenched in rage, then striking you about the face and chest, shattering teeth and collapsing lungs

hnnng

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
You guys should try PAVA. It's literally chili that goes into your eyes.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

chartley posted:

I've heard rumours at work we are set to get pava to replace cs. Supposedly it isn't effective against multiple assailants. Is that true?

Relies solely on the accuracy of the user. It's very precise which means you're not as likely to be affected unless you get some serious splashback.

So far it's been about 90% effective in the situations I've seen it deployed

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVubZ0Oegy4

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncRGoqNUb1w

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
Why are postal inspectors picking up inmates

Were they in those big wooden creates with holes on the side

quote:

"No way, I don't want anything to do with Postal Inspectors!" I had the wrong guy, and he was greatly relieved.

Sides are splitting. I just imagine a smug looking nerdy 40 year old with glasses typing this thinking "That's the stuff, Marvin! Well done!"

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkTAqmJUwc

I found this rather amusing. He's live streaming and ranting about police then promptly gets his phone stolen. On twitter he blamed the police.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Untagged posted:

Bassem Masri @bassem_masri
I believe it was a police agitator that stole my phone

:lol:

People want to hate the police so hard they can't see through their own bullshit to realize what just happened.

"good strat by police stealing my phone sending in crash dummies."


i wonder if any cops accidentally parked their 100k mileage cars in the path of rioters and left it unattended

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

lol owned http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-30235009

Also lol to the former chief whip's solicitors for not submitting a costs budget, thus ensuring their client will be denied any and all costs from the case.

Nice little legal bill to settle there. I wonder if people who supported him like the PM and others will apologise for basically calling the cops liars? I'd lol if they filed libel cases against them

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

This incident is how the Americans learnt they enjoy hugely watered down beverages, which is why their beer is so poo poo.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
Lowenbrau all the way.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
Anyone who has played Destiny with me knows I swear a lot when not working

I don't swear out of the office, or at least try my hardest not to. It really is not hard.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

GunForumMeme posted:

"human being. Retard. gently caress."

There. There are the three words (and variations of them) that you will hear most commonly come out an officer's mouth. He is going to get so much backlash.

If you were caught using the word "human being" over here you'd probably be sacked. It's a no go. Disgusting word. Retard isn't good either.

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

beanieson posted:

I thought human being just meant cigarette over there :confused:

No, that's "fag"

As in "Give us a fag"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuWN6bu7B0s

How can you guys justify deploying about 20 cars to one dude, especially if the first three cars park up and block the lane for the rest of their colleagues?

I realise there looks to be two different departments there but still that's a poo poo load of people for one guy

Pilot to Gunner posted:

Well yeah, know your audience and don't be super formal (because "Pardon me, sir, so sorry to bother you but may I please arrest you?" does not work on anyone).

Can't really see how someone can't relate to people without resorting to obscenities but I dunno, maybe it does depend on your area. And possibly your gender... my Disappointed Schoolteacher and Formidable Grandma language might not go over as well for a lot of you guys.

I understand the need to tailor language to the audience but IMO that doesn't mean you should stoop to their level.

It's very hypocritical seeing as over here it is actually an offence to swear in public near to somebody who is likely to be offended by it.

If I'm telling somebody off or giving them a good grilling I will occasionally use words like "Idiot" "Buffoon" and more recently "Cretin" but that's as blue as I get.


I've got my mock promotion exam tomorrow. Exciting times

Hezzy fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Dec 1, 2014

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug
woops

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Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

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Oh hey look it's 1st December. Neat.

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