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Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.
Stand Navy out to sea! WORDS! WORDS-WORDS-WORDS!

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Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.
I was ships staff for a while but then they needed a religious services po and I was the only one who offered. The benefit I ended up having was that friday nights were spent at the chapel and i conveniently missed the friday night IT marathons. Inversely from skating, just don't be the catholic one, they work them to the bone.

Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.

TheQuietWilds posted:

Getting "beat" was legitimately the only thing worth doing in boot camp. I don't know why people complain about working out, even if they're dumb lovely workouts. Do some pushups, don't be a fat, enjoy yourself.

For a year in DEP, I really pushed myself into great shape. I ran, played lots of sports, rode my bike around, etc. just to try and get in some sort of shape for boot camp. I thought it was going to be so hard that I wasn't sure I was going to make it. Then I get there. Okay, we're going to run two miles today and thats it. By the way, there is soda and powerade on tap, and you are going to get eight hours of sleep almost every night. WARRIORS!

Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.

orange juche posted:

For a year in DEP I did pretty much nothing outside of the norm, didn't go out and run a lot/do sports etc. I got to boot camp, and it still wasn't hard. It's all a mind game, get through that and you have it on lock.

Took me a long time to figure out:

Show up: P
Do job: P
Do a really good job: P-MP
Suck a lot of penis: EP

Schlabbalabba
May 10, 2004

I'm a semen, I mean Seaman, I haven't been a semen for 20 years.

Gray Matter posted:

There will come a time for "Moment of Truth".

Keep your loving mouth shut.

They tried to tell us that their testing was so sensitive it could detect back twenty years. LOL

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