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That kid's expression says "You gave me what?!"
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What possible explanation other than "I thought it would feel good" could he come up with? "And so I quickly surmised that the only way to slow the energy death of the universe is for me to gently caress this pastry" Edit: "The signal for the armed rebellion to start against the tyranny of the plutocrats " Edit #2: "It's for charity" By popular demand has a new favorite as of 11:04 on Dec 6, 2014 |
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:What possible explanation other than "I thought it would feel good" could he come up with? Drugs.
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What's really funny to me about all of these types of headlines is how easily the editor could have fixed them by changing the prepositions. Change 'after' to 'by' and it's fine. Not as funny as the image of a tumor getting a black belt in Taekwondo though.
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Karma Monkey posted:What's really funny to me about all of these types of headlines is how easily the editor could have fixed them by changing the prepositions. Change 'after' to 'by' and it's fine. Not as funny as the image of a tumor getting a black belt in Taekwondo though. I don't think anyone cares now, no one reads newspapers.
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Coincidentally, I found a huge set of these on an old backup hard drive. I won't dump them all, but here's a link to the gallery and some of my favorites: Gallery: http://imgur.com/a/sfMfA       
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Jo posted:Coincidentally, I found a huge set of these on an old backup hard drive. I won't dump them all, but here's a link to the gallery and some of my favorites: I really enjoyed this one.  And my head felt weird with this one.  Baby-face strikes again.   These are amazing! Thanks for sharing.
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TOILETLORD posted:I don't think anyone cares now, no one reads newspapers. I think it's intentional.
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Good stuff.  
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Jo posted:Gallery: http://imgur.com/a/sfMfA These are in a curious format. It's like I'm scrolling through a Windows 95 -era Multimedia CD-ROM.
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Dec 7, 2014 03:03
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I would have never guessed. 
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Maximum Planck posted:These are in a curious format. It's like I'm scrolling through a Windows 95 -era Multimedia CD-ROM. File modification date: 26th of August, 2009. 
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Dec 7, 2014 05:00
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This is funny stuff I laughed in bed here and woke the baby now the wife is pissed keep it coming.
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To be fair that is a normal day in Stoke on Trent so I'm not really seeing the problem here. 
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Dec 7, 2014 09:25
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Can anybody find a picture that classic PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE headline? Googling it just gives me a ton of linguistics blogs, but I remember seeing a copy of the paper a few years ago so it definitely exists.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Can anybody find a picture that classic PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE headline? Googling it just gives me a ton of linguistics blogs, but I remember seeing a copy of the paper a few years ago so it definitely exists. I couldn't find it with a GIS, but I did find this: 
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Tsaedje posted:
Actually started crying laughing when I saw this one. A man more than half the age of the universe, remarkable.
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jillyputty posted:Actually started crying laughing when I saw this one. A man more than half the age of the universe, remarkable. He doesn't look a day over 2^33-5.972*10^7.
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Headlines found during unsuccessful search for "Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"  
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:Can anybody find a picture that classic PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE headline? Googling it just gives me a ton of linguistics blogs, but I remember seeing a copy of the paper a few years ago so it definitely exists. I think a lot of the older ones only exist as text or reproductions since a lot of them predate scanning or even photocopying
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Think of the Daily Mail as the New York Post if the editors of the New York Post but with a history of openly praising European fascism. Oh, right, this is a thread for outrageous headlines, let's just go to the Daily Mail Song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
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Tango and cash my rear end, Robert z'dar was a KGB plant the whole fuckin time man.
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This is how the Cold War should've ended.
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She's either got toothpicks for wrists or dad could give horses penis envy.
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Alabaster White posted:She's either got toothpicks for wrists or dad could give horses penis envy. Or it goes around the block and tackle.
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GWBBQ posted:Think of the Daily Mail as the New York Post if the editors of the New York Post but with a history of openly praising European fascism. Actually that Stephen Lawrence front page might mark the ONE time the Daily Mail did anything worthwhile (even if it was because the father of a murder victim had plastered Paul Dacre's kitchen) Here's the original front page (the CENSORED banner was added later by someone)  Here's the followup:  http://www.businessinsider.com/stephen-lawrence-daily-mail-paul-dacre-2012-1?IR=T quote:"It was Dacre's decision to put the photos of those accused of murder on the front page in 1997, possibly in contempt of court, under the headline "MURDERERS: The Mail accuses these men of killing. If we are wrong, let them sue us". So (through gritted teeth) credit where credit's due.
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The Register is cheating; they work for those headlines.
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The NT News from Australia has been posted here a couple times ('Why I Stuck A Cracker Up My Clacker' is the famous one, but Auspol's emote  was them too), but this happened. It turns out that not only is their entire Twitter feed like that, but they sell memorabilia of their headlines, including a book.
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Cleretic posted:The NT News from Australia has been posted here a couple times ('Why I Stuck A Cracker Up My Clacker' is the famous one, but Auspol's emote The all caps convey a kind of wild-eyed craziness. gently caress YEAH, GIVE ME THAT FEEDING TUBE.
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