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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Scathach posted:

I mean his book kinda showed exactly what he did, at least.

""IF""

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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Can't believe he got Norm MacDonald before he died

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



Right? "Here's exactly how the murder went but I totally didn't do it guys"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It would be funny if some convicted killer would pull a reverse OJ and write a book called "If I hadn't done it".

Which would be about him having a normal uneventful day on the day of the murder(s) while still making it clear in the introduction that he 100% without a doubt is the killer but what if he wasn't?.

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Scathach posted:

Right? "Here's exactly how the murder went but I totally didn't do it guys"

I still love that at some point he lost control of the rights to that book (or something along those lines), and the next people that published it made the "IF" really tiny and like hiding in one of the other letters.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Kantesu posted:

I still love that at some point he lost control of the rights to that book (or something along those lines), and the next people that published it made the "IF" really tiny and like hiding in one of the other letters.

Oh lol, I just saw that cover and assumed it was the original choice.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


That's fantastic! Good. Screw that guy.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
"Ford Bronco Sport, OJ Simpson Recalled On Same Day"


https://jalopnik.com/ford-bronco-sport-oj-simpson-recalled-on-same-day-1851403905?ICID=ref_fark

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:vince:

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


loving lol that's the best headline I've seen in a long time

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Woman Leaves Yu-Gi-Oh Event Because It Smelled Horrible

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Kantesu posted:

I still love that at some point he lost control of the rights to that book (or something along those lines), and the next people that published it made the "IF" really tiny and like hiding in one of the other letters.
Pretty sure he lost it to Ron Goldman's family. Ron's dad never missed an opportunity to gently caress with OJ when he could, though totally justified.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scathach posted:

loving lol that's the best headline I've seen in a long time

I burst out laughing when I read it :buddy:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





Knew Onion was gonna deliver

butt dickus
Jul 7, 2007

top ten juiced up coaches
and the top ten juiced up players
fark is still around?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

butt dickus posted:

fark is still around?

They probably say the same about us.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Yu-gi-eww.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


ImpAtom posted:

It is really genuinely funny to see how awkward way every headline has to dance around how to refer to Simpson in as neutral a term as possible.
They actually don't; you can't defame dead people. They're choosing to.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/ohnohedidnt24/status/1778639705958986006

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


had some hot wings yesterday and they were good but maybe basketball court wings just don't fly.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

outstanding

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Kevin Harlan is a treasure.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://kotaku.com/yu-gi-oh-card-event-smelly-body-odor-woman-leaves-viral-1851404732

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

I'm sorry this is the weird news thread not the completely predictable news thread.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Scroll up.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Headshot

https://twitter.com/cinohs/status/1778874897181126948

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:golfclap:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Wouldn’t be the first time Tiger had been accused of reckless driving :downsrim:

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


I hear it's way more satisfying than hitting a hole in one

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Excellent work, 47. Return to the safe house, I'll be in touch.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Captain Hygiene posted:

Excellent work, 47. Return to the safe house, I'll be in touch.

Exploding golf ball was probably my favourite kill in the entire series.

https://youtu.be/fl-1t1sUL80?si=7KuULLI0dp_tVkJc

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Exploding golf ball was probably my favourite kill in the entire series.

https://youtu.be/fl-1t1sUL80?si=7KuULLI0dp_tVkJc

:lmao:

That reminds me, I need to find a good playthrough of that one, I never got around to seeing all the shenanigans going on in it.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Some golf pro. Didn't even yell Fore!

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Exploding golf ball was probably my favourite kill in the entire series.

https://youtu.be/fl-1t1sUL80?si=7KuULLI0dp_tVkJc

There's a video of a former hitman commenting on Hitman gameplay videos and he loves this kill.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/IGN/status/1779283699361570843

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

contraceptive sponge

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Spongeworthy

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Marcade posted:

He'll never find the real killer now.
I think we can confidently rule out a fair number of people he golfed with while investigating.

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

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