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OJ has ventured to Hell in pursuit of the real killer.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 09:40 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:45 |
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Platystemon posted:OJ has ventured to Hell in pursuit of the real killer. OJ, you are the demons! And then OJ was a zombie.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 10:26 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Spongeworthy Lol
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 18:14 |
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Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of poo poo That Doesn’t Work
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 17:31 |
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links to You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk This magazine has its finger on the pulse of Tesla.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:11 |
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I can only imagine Elon loving exploding on some random underling "HOW DID THEY KNOW?"
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:36 |
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https://x.com/_sn_n/status/1780331526615412885?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:36 |
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It's Mitthew AFAIK.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:42 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:It's Mitthew AFAIK. I have a friend named Craig who has convinced multiple people that his full name is Craigory. Every now and then I'll think about that fact and just laugh.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 13:54 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:It's Mitthew AFAIK. it's just Mitt, but it's his middle name, his legal first name is Willard I think giving your children stupid names is just a thing Mormons do because they have no long cultural history to draw names from
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:04 |
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Mittens Romney, political cat
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:09 |
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They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce. Gold. Plate. Polygamy. Joshua Graham.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:12 |
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venus de lmao posted:it's just Mitt, but it's his middle name, his legal first name is Willard loving Mormons gave my children stupid names!
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:26 |
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venus de lmao posted:it's just Mitt, but it's his middle name, his legal first name is Willard it's just because Mormons are quintessentially midwestern, and midwesterners are incredibly dull people
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 15:31 |
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Someone told me I was too boring for Iowa
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 17:42 |
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Ouch
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 17:50 |
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The MSJ posted:They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce. Gold. Plate. Polygamy. Joshua Graham. Mormons hate Thatcher? Why, because she invented soft serve ice cream?
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:12 |
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The MSJ posted:They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce. Gold. Plate. Polygamy. Joshua Graham. The most popular among adherents ought to be the name of the prophet if male and the name of his youngest wife if female.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 18:24 |
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Yhtomitt "Mitt" Romney
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:12 |
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Kantesu posted:Mittens Romney, political cat Not Ray, not Pat
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 19:34 |
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/17/brazil-woman-corpse-bank-fraud
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:37 |
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Platystemon posted:The most popular among adherents ought to be the name of the prophet if male and the name of his youngest wife if female. Joseph Smith is such a whitebread name I'm surprised if Ancient Aliens didn't claim he's a disguised alien like they said about God and Satan. The MSJ has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Apr 18, 2024 |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:06 |
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In Mormonism God lives in outer space near the star and/planet Kolob. In death all good Mormon men will become Gods of their own planets because even God was once a mortal on some far off planet but ascended to Godhood to create our world. Which is to say that in Mormonism God is an alien and the goal of all Mormons is to become Gods on alien worlds.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:26 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:In Mormonism God lives in outer space near the star and/planet Kolob. Sounds dope as hell ngl
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:16 |
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EasilyConfused posted:Sounds dope as hell ngl
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:03 |
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The MSJ posted:They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce. Me.Atismur.Der
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:14 |
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https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1780732605157314979
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:42 |
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Just modifying my unicycle to blast me to highway speeds, as you do
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:45 |
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LOL there was a guy that used to live in disabled housing here that modified his mobility scooter so that instead going 5km/h it went 25-30km/h. Not an incredible speed, but a speed much faster than the breaks were designed to handle, so it effectively had no breaks. Release the accelerator and the lack of power would let it coast to a stop pretty fast, but not instantly. So sometimes he would stop by driving into the building. Apparently he broke windows twice. Dudes rock.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:54 |
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wtf does “tougher” even mean in this context?quote:"We need to give all law enforcement the ability to be able to stop these people, just like they could stop people on their e-scooters around Melbourne without helmets on." ??? Turn on the lights and siren and get behind them?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:56 |
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quote:Uranium found in soldier's room at Sydney's Holsworthy barracks https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-16/uranium-found-inside-soldiers-room-at-sydney-holsworthy-barracks/103717538
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:57 |
if only he had been able to go a bit faster, he could have activated the flux capacitor before his unfortunate accident.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:04 |
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Don't take radioactive materials into a military base, they frown on this sort of behaviour.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:08 |
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My uncle gave me a chunk of uranium ore in a glass jar when I was 8. Boy did the staff get excited when I took to school for show and tell.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:10 |
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My uncle works at Los Alamos
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:15 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:My uncle works at Los Alamos U2?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:19 |
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One of these days I will have to get a nice paperweight chunk of trinitite encased in lucite with a plaque. I just need to.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:56 |
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The MSJ posted:Joseph Smith is such a whitebread name I'm surprised if Ancient Aliens didn't claim he's a disguised alien like they said about God and Satan. It explains way too much about Mormons for that to be his real name.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 07:36 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 03:45 |
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Platystemon posted:wtf does “tougher” even mean in this context? When people can't think of anything else to blame, they always seem to end up at "cops don't have enough power" somehow. It's like when people try to protest when a cop gets killed. Like yeah, I don't want anyone to die either, but it's already pretty friggin illegal to kill a cop. Not sure what else you can do there.
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