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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Kids these days. We used to have to get our porn from what people left in the woods. Woods porn was the most reliable source of porn. Then the internet came and you could just get porn whenever you wanted. And now people will just send porn, even if you didn't ask for it! Far too convenient if you ask me.

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Bloodcider
Jun 19, 2009

Slime posted:

Kids these days. We used to have to get our porn from what people left in the woods. Woods porn was the most reliable source of porn. Then the internet came and you could just get porn whenever you wanted. And now people will just send porn, even if you didn't ask for it! Far too convenient if you ask me.

Sramaker
Oct 31, 2012

by Cowcaster

That's... not funny, i heard a few times Penny Arcade was supposed to be funny, so were those people wrong?

Sramaker has a new favorite as of 04:10 on Dec 11, 2014

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Sramaker posted:

That's... not funny, i heard a few times Penny Arcade was supposed to be funny, so were those people wrong?

Yes.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
The funny part is more on a meta level: somehow, enough people somewhere like that comic enough to make it popular. What the hell.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Sramaker
Oct 31, 2012

by Cowcaster

karl fungus posted:

The funny part is more on a meta level: somehow, enough people somewhere like that comic enough to make it popular. What the hell.

Stockholm syndrome maybe? I know it can be heard to stop reading webcomics sometimes, for me it was Bob and George.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Wow, they really went a long way just to make a vagina = beef slabs joke. :nallears:

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



I think they investigated this and said that the reason is that the tendons in the feet get eaten by fish and bottom feeders first so tend to float away from the rest of the body that the mob carefully weighted down with a carpet and several cinder blocks.

But also yes, put up your feets.

shipwrek
Dec 11, 2009

Drunk octopus wants
to fight you

Drone_Fragger posted:

I think they investigated this and said that the reason is that the tendons in the feet get eaten by fish and bottom feeders first so tend to float away from the rest of the body that the mob carefully weighted down with a carpet and several cinder blocks.

But also yes, put up your feets.

Sorta, we have a lot of muddy bottom waters and when a jumper hits the bottom of a river they tend to stick in head first. Also the coroners office noticed that the feet tended to be wearing newer shoes and all the lightweight foam and neoprene and such in new shoes floats. Combine the two and you have a great Scooby-Doo mystery!

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
I'm dumb. What am I looking at here? (From the gallery on the last page)


Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Morter posted:

I'm dumb. What am I looking at here? (From the gallery on the last page)




The football players are out of order

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cat_snake
Nov 19, 2014

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-bags-of-human-remains-found-in-michigan

>>>>>
“Homicides, they are rare in our county. We do have, from time to time, bodies dropped – that are coming out of the metro area – but we’ve never had anything like this,” said Sheriff Tim Donnellon Friday morning. “We’ve not had a situation where somebody’s been cut up and put in garbage bags.”
...
Police are working with the Michigan State Police Crime Lab and say they’re treating the case as a homicide.
<<<<<

...or the best effort suicide ever.

Eggbeater Jesus
Sep 21, 2008

Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it.
Are Men Idiots Who Do Stupid Things? Study Says Yes

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Can't argue with that.

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

British public wrong about nearly everything, survey shows

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Karma Monkey posted:

Wow, they really went a long way just to make a vagina = beef slabs joke. :nallears:

:ssh: that wasn't the punchline.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Mescal posted:

The football players are out of order

Oh okay. I know heck all about sports so I didn't even know they were supposed to be in order. :downs:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Reminds me of this old gem:

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Honestly, I want to see the rest of this story.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And who will be burdened with this debt when the coyote defaults?
The taxpayers, that's who! :bahgawd:

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


taiyoko posted:

Honestly, I want to see the rest of this story.


It's a story from a humor publication http://syruptrap.ca/2014/11/coyote-in-debt-21000-after-wandering-through-university-campus/
Here's a story on the actual coyote spotted on campus http://www.theprovince.com/business/Carter+coyote+treading+thin+line/10416945/story.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed
and the obligatory facebook page for the oft-sighted coyote https://www.facebook.com/pages/UBC-Coyote/868098756548269

Sucrose
Dec 9, 2009

Mescal posted:

The football players are out of order

I don't know about the other poster, but I still don't get it.

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

And who will be burdened with this debt when the coyote defaults?
The taxpayers, that's who! :bahgawd:

If I had the life expectancy of a coyote I'd be taking out student loans too. Short of embracing sweet death, you can't escape that debt.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


gently caress me, you've just discovered the only way a non-upper class person can win this life.
"Live like a king, party till your heart explodes, pay no loans"

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

ozza
Oct 23, 2008


What could that word mean other than masturbation? Making a sudden motion with the wheel? What a terribly thought out campaign.

Unrelated:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

I think it's supposed to mean "don't be a jerk" and they tried to make it a verb.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Henchman of Santa posted:

I think it's supposed to mean "don't be a jerk" and they tried to make it a verb.

It's actually against jerking the wheel hard to one direction when you lose control on ice. They're trying to prevent over-correction.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Sucrose posted:

I don't know about the other poster, but I still don't get it.

Okay good, it's not just me

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Morter posted:

Okay good, it's not just me

What's up, I-don't-get-it buddy?

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Das Boo posted:

What's up, I-don't-get-it buddy?

I thought the goof was that they had their backs to the camera, but I don't know. v:geno:v

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless





mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Things you never, ever type into your dummy text box, even without intending to print a proof, even as a joke for a coworker ... :stare:

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer


I was researching poison rings this morning, and came across this pic.

Made me giggle a bit :)

(Yes that's an actual medieval poison ring shown, and I'm guessing the wine would be the last wine you'd ever want to drink :v: )

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

pookel posted:

Things you never, ever type into your dummy text box, even without intending to print a proof, even as a joke for a coworker ... :stare:

And they misspelled "for" to boot.

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