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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
German organized crime will more insidiously put grapes in the freezer.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



zedprime posted:

German organized crime will more insidiously put grapes in the freezer.

rote armee fraktion ftw

Duodecimal
Dec 28, 2012

Still stupid

DrBouvenstein posted:

I heard a story about a French chateau that got caught putting antifreeze in the wine.

The whole case was blown wide open by a little American boy who was over there as part of an exchange program.

Wasn't that Austrian wine?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DrBouvenstein posted:

I heard a story about a French chateau that got caught putting antifreeze in the wine.

The whole case was blown wide open by a little American boy who was over there as part of an exchange program.


Duodecimal posted:

Wasn't that Austrian wine?

The little boy was Bart Simpson, but that episode was based on the Austrian “antifreeze in the wine” scandal.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Captain Hygiene posted:

I miss the days when the crime was focused around laundering money through a pizza shop front that actually had surprisingly good pizza. Mostly because I really want a pizza right now :sigh:

same except for Chinese hot pot restaurants

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

The little boy was Bart Simpson, but that episode was based on the Austrian “antifreeze in the wine” scandal.
Ah, yet another Simpsons prediction come true.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Flaco the owl had pigeon herpes, 4 kinds of rat poison in his system when he tragically died

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1774028807609131250

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Congratulations capitalism, this is how you get communists

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Congratulations capitalism, this is how you get communists

India has a pretty active communist party. They actually won elections in the gold-mining states once. No surprise laborers who have to mine and process gold for millionaire CEOs would vote communist.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Kerala in India has been run by communists for ages.

They generally do really well on literacy and have the least poverty in India.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Actually and this is really embarrassing, but I did not notice the giant INDIA.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Milo and POTUS posted:

Actually and this is really embarrassing, but I did not notice the giant INDIA.

Giant is right, it's a whole subcontinent.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

Actually and this is really embarrassing, but I did not notice the giant INDIA.

As big as INDIA is you are still limited from seeing it from too far away due to the curvature of the Earth.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Minnesota baseball team sticking with 'Ozempig' as its mascot despite complaints that name is hurtful, insensitive

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


It won’t stand up in court.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
https://twitter.com/Johnny_suputama/status/1774565852206993786

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
At the same time, if Japan's population decline continues at the current speed, there will be only 22 people left in 3310. Yoshida concluded that if the separate surname system is introduced, the diversity of Japanese people's last names will be maintained until the population ceases to exist.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
While emphasizing that his estimate is "mechanically calculated based on an assumed scenario," he added, "If everyone becomes Sato, we may have to be addressed by our first names or by numbers. I don't think we can call that a good world to live in."

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Has that professor got an absolutely enormous head, or a really small body?

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Pookah posted:

Has that professor got an absolutely enormous head, or a really small body?

Terrible posture and/or he's got his head thrust forward to emphasize a point and it's a badly timed picture.

However i'm partial to a third theory where he has a big head AND a small body and thus also has bad posture.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Actually and this is really embarrassing, but I did not notice the giant INDIA.
1. Are you employed?
2. Are you a university graduate?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



What if you're a university graduate who can't read or write

Asking for a friend

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Phlegmish posted:

Asking for INDIA

ftfy

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Phlegmish posted:

What if you're a university graduate who can't read or write

Asking for a friend

You can just say engineer

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Pookah posted:

Has that professor got an absolutely enormous head, or a really small body?
He's just behind a table.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Everyone in Japan will be called Sato by 2531 unless marriage law changed, says professor

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

wow thats crazy, i feel like i read that before somewhere

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I have no real excuse for this, so I'll instead point out that if the guy in my avatar wore glasses he might kind of look like that professor

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I did an image search to see if that guy is who I think he is, and wow is Bing (defaults to Bing, yay) unable to differentiate between asian men.

I assume that's the "I love refigerators" guy.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


I dunno, it has competition. When I was over there I swear every other person was named San.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lobok posted:

I dunno, it has competition. When I was over there I swear every other person was named San.

[Megalovania plays]

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Lobok posted:

I dunno, it has competition. When I was over there I swear every other person was named San.

That's just Tokyo. You should try going to Osaka sometime.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
https://twitter.com/sfkale/status/1775280126529564990?s=46&t=6HOSYVrXffESMo0NlyR0Lg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



but are they cursed?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
The Dept of Fisheries has detected high levels of Frogurt in the water, for some reason.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lobsters on Titanic, but this time it’s real.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 24 hours!
https://twitter.com/JsonBasedman/status/1775641266459385871

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Let it be abbreviated CLT you coward

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