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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
OJ has ventured to Hell in pursuit of the real killer.

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Platystemon posted:

OJ has ventured to Hell in pursuit of the real killer.

OJ, you are the demons!

And then OJ was a zombie.

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016




Lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cybertruck Deliveries Halted Due To Car Being A Big Piece Of poo poo That Doesn’t Work

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
links to

You’re Supposed To Be Glad Your Tesla Is A Brittle Heap Of Junk

This magazine has its finger on the pulse of Tesla.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I can only imagine Elon loving exploding on some random underling "HOW DID THEY KNOW?"

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/_sn_n/status/1780331526615412885?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


It's Mitthew AFAIK.

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



3D Megadoodoo posted:

It's Mitthew AFAIK.

I have a friend named Craig who has convinced multiple people that his full name is Craigory. Every now and then I'll think about that fact and just laugh.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

3D Megadoodoo posted:

It's Mitthew AFAIK.

it's just Mitt, but it's his middle name, his legal first name is Willard

I think giving your children stupid names is just a thing Mormons do because they have no long cultural history to draw names from

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010
Mittens Romney, political cat

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce. Gold. Plate. Polygamy. Joshua Graham.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

venus de lmao posted:

it's just Mitt, but it's his middle name, his legal first name is Willard

I think giving your children stupid names is just a thing Mormons do because they have no long cultural history to draw names from

loving Mormons gave my children stupid names!

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

venus de lmao posted:

it's just Mitt, but it's his middle name, his legal first name is Willard

I think giving your children stupid names is just a thing Mormons do because they have no long cultural history to draw names from

it's just because Mormons are quintessentially midwestern, and midwesterners are incredibly dull people

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Someone told me I was too boring for Iowa

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ouch

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



The MSJ posted:

They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce. Gold. Plate. Polygamy. Joshua Graham.

Mormons hate Thatcher? Why, because she invented soft serve ice cream?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

The MSJ posted:

They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce. Gold. Plate. Polygamy. Joshua Graham.

The most popular among adherents ought to be the name of the prophet if male and the name of his youngest wife if female.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yhtomitt "Mitt" Romney

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Kantesu posted:

Mittens Romney, political cat

Not Ray, not Pat

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/17/brazil-woman-corpse-bank-fraud

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Platystemon posted:

The most popular among adherents ought to be the name of the prophet if male and the name of his youngest wife if female.

Joseph Smith is such a whitebread name I'm surprised if Ancient Aliens didn't claim he's a disguised alien like they said about God and Satan.

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 00:14 on Apr 18, 2024

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

In Mormonism God lives in outer space near the star and/planet Kolob.

In death all good Mormon men will become Gods of their own planets because even God was once a mortal on some far off planet but ascended to Godhood to create our world.


Which is to say that in Mormonism God is an alien and the goal of all Mormons is to become Gods on alien worlds.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

FreudianSlippers posted:

In Mormonism God lives in outer space near the star and/planet Kolob.

In death all good Mormon men will become Gods of their own planets because even God was once a mortal on some far off planet but ascended to Godhood to create our world.


Which is to say that in Mormonism God is an alien and the goal of all Mormons is to become Gods on alien worlds.

Sounds dope as hell ngl

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

EasilyConfused posted:

Sounds dope as hell ngl
Same. Had I known before now, I wouldn't have given them so much poo poo. That sounds like a noble calling.

dinahmoe
Sep 13, 2007

The MSJ posted:

They can always name their kids Joseph, or Smith. Or Jose. Seph. Miff. Morissey. Johnny. Marr. Andy. Rourke. Mike. Joyce.

Me.Atismur.Der

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Asher_Wolf/status/1780732605157314979

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Just modifying my unicycle to blast me to highway speeds, as you do

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





LOL there was a guy that used to live in disabled housing here that modified his mobility scooter so that instead going 5km/h it went 25-30km/h. Not an incredible speed, but a speed much faster than the breaks were designed to handle, so it effectively had no breaks. Release the accelerator and the lack of power would let it coast to a stop pretty fast, but not instantly. So sometimes he would stop by driving into the building. Apparently he broke windows twice.

Dudes rock.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
wtf does “tougher” even mean in this context?

quote:

"We need to give all law enforcement the ability to be able to stop these people, just like they could stop people on their e-scooters around Melbourne without helmets on."

???

Turn on the lights and siren and get behind them?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Uranium found in soldier's room at Sydney's Holsworthy barracks

Military personnel have removed "potentially hazardous" uranium discovered after a raid on a soldier's bedroom in Sydney, but Defence is declining to confirm other details of the recent incident at Holsworthy Barracks.

The ABC can reveal a "small amount" of uranium ore and a Geiger counter were secured and contained by members of the Special Operations Engineer Regiment (SOER), before being taken away from the army base.

Sappers from the SOER often specialise and train in counter-chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear, and high-yield explosives (CBRNE) response activity.

Army sources have confirmed the radiological material was purchased by the defence force member legally online, but it's unclear whether he will face disciplinary action for storing the substance inside military accommodation quarters.

The soldier who bought the uranium and Geiger counter is believed to be a member of a Signals Squadron, with other ADF personnel at Holsworthy now jokingly dubbing him "Uranium Sig".

An army figure based at Holsworthy, who spoke to the ABC on the condition of anonymity, said it was strange that police officers who also patrol the Sydney military base were not involved in the emergency response.

"No-one really knows why the uranium was purchased or where it came from, but it's certainly caused a bit of a stir on base," the soldier said.

In a statement, defence confirmed it had "secured, contained and removed potentially hazardous material from Holsworthy Barracks", and insisted "the material is not related to army equipment or activities".

Australia's only nuclear reactor, located in the southern Sydney suburb of Lucas Heights, is less than a 20-minute drive from Holsworthy Barracks.

Already, the incident has prompted satirical memes featuring the so-called "Uranium Sig", which have been published on unofficial ADF web pages.


https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-04-16/uranium-found-inside-soldiers-room-at-sydney-holsworthy-barracks/103717538

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
if only he had been able to go a bit faster, he could have activated the flux capacitor before his unfortunate accident.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't take radioactive materials into a military base, they frown on this sort of behaviour.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




My uncle gave me a chunk of uranium ore in a glass jar when I was 8. Boy did the staff get excited when I took to school for show and tell.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
My uncle works at Los Alamos

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Milo and POTUS posted:

My uncle works at Los Alamos

U2?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


One of these days I will have to get a nice paperweight chunk of trinitite encased in lucite with a plaque.
I just need to.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The MSJ posted:

Joseph Smith is such a whitebread name I'm surprised if Ancient Aliens didn't claim he's a disguised alien like they said about God and Satan.

It explains way too much about Mormons for that to be his real name.

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Platystemon posted:

wtf does “tougher” even mean in this context?

???

Turn on the lights and siren and get behind them?

When people can't think of anything else to blame, they always seem to end up at "cops don't have enough power" somehow.

It's like when people try to protest when a cop gets killed. Like yeah, I don't want anyone to die either, but it's already pretty friggin illegal to kill a cop. Not sure what else you can do there.

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