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Randalor posted:Wha... how... Why did she get angry? Am I missing something? How does "prosthetic arms and legs being damaged in a fire but no one was hurt" get someone pissed off? Sometimes people get upset when a joke is made at what they perceive to be their expense. She took the joke as making fun of people with prosthetics.
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Holistic Detective posted:Meanwhile, in Scotland. Kids these days. We used to have to get our porn from what people left in the woods. Woods porn was the most reliable source of porn. Then the internet came and you could just get porn whenever you wanted. And now people will just send porn, even if you didn't ask for it! Far too convenient if you ask me.
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Karma Monkey posted:But what kind of hats were they wearing? Maybe he's critiquing their fashion. Is he shredding fedoras and clawing at the faces of neckbeards? Maybe that owl is a hero. Do you really think anyone wearing a fedora is going to be jogging?
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Say Nothing posted:
Isn't this the same guy that 'proved' pi wasn't 22/7 like people thought, completely ignoring that nobody thought it was 22/7 and just used it as an approximation so they could use 'pi' more easily without a calculator?
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I know a kid named Charlie Brown, the poor bastard.
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Domus posted:'In his absence, a fly fell into his cup, and Mrs. Hooper, wife-like, exchanged cups." So at what point in history did women stop being garbage disposals? I don't care how expensive coffee was. The dude was a dentist. Make another cup. That's what she said happened. It sounds to me more like she murdered him and made up the cup switching story to cover it up.
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Say Nothing posted:
Oh god Rocky is coming true.
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Jeherrin posted:That's not a British tabloid (and führer is spelled incorrectly). Yes that is the joke, furor is also a word.
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Geniasis posted:My understanding is that it's used for situations where a huge risk was taken on voluntarily, like with an accidental risk but with the victim knowingly placing themself in that situation So it's for when people die attempting a choke 'n stroke?
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh shut up he'll be quiet as the grave
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:oh shut up dead silence
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Foxhound posted:Neo-nazi wanted. All ethnicities. That refers to the ethnicities they hate.
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whiteyfats posted:Mmm yes, attempting to murder somebody means they just need a stern talking to, instead of serving hard time for trying to kill another human being. hard time won't stop them from trying to kill again in the future, and in fact will probably just contribute more to them being crimers when they're older therapy might actually help
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Say Nothing posted:You forgot to post anything. "Did...did anyone else see that?"
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Roberto's purpose finally explained.
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Powaqoatse posted:There was a married dude who died in his car with the windows up, like a dog in the summer. And then his wife was in TCC asking if people thought the drugs he died using were okay for her to use, because she was a junkie too.
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The MSJ posted:I love this. It's like the non-white equivalent of tourists visiting a native tribe village. Paul Phillips saw the obvious benefit of this. ...30 minutes after biting him? Then it wasn't the guy that caused it. Food poisoning takes a like 1-3 days.
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SpacePig posted:Is there any research into why it is that pandas exclusively eat bamboo? Like, there's gotta be a good variety of food to go at where they are, but instead they just eat a shitload of plants every day. It's probably because it's really crap food and nothing else evolved to eat it. Pandas only barely evolved to do it. Basically Pandas are the only animal crap enough to consider fully grown bamboo to be food. The shoots are good and we humans eat those, but the rest is kind of useless as an edible.
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If you take 30 minutes on the toilet you better have a private toilet otherwise you deserve to get your dick bit by a snake.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Okay, but why do we keep feeding them bamboo in captivity? Maybe they'd perk up if we gave them actual food. because due to them being just lovely animals they probably wouldn't/couldn't eat it.
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Platystemon posted:You jest, but in Mexico escaping from prison isn’t illegal, but escapees can be charged with theft of the orange jumpsuit on their back. And if they leave it behind they'll be guilty of public indecency. They just can't win!
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May 27, 2017 19:25
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given that he hosed her first maybe it's their cocks that are poison
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Platystemon posted:Old news, but I missed it the first time around: Put a guy in it and we have a clitoris joke.
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Why does everyone assume that AIs will want to destroy us? Oh, I get it. We're applying human values to them, thus assuming they'll behave like we do.
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Big Macs over here in the UK taste like they've been topped with vegetable scrapings. Like the lettuce tastes loving rank, at multiple different locations.
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Foxhound posted:smh americans dont even know about a cheeky nandos with the lads
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:My money's on bile, motherfucker cut himself for his art. If it's yellow bile you don't need to cut yourself, just dry heave until it comes out.
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To think that someone out there probably killed Osama Bin Laden in CS and then proceeded to teabag him.
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Aesop Poprock posted:The gently caress is going on with that dude's bullfrog neck lmao look at this goon who skips neck day That guy didn't skip neck day and neither should you.
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