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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Sakurazuka posted:

I guess at least it wasn't the meme thread this time

It could be worse. It could be the schadenfreude thread.






Like I had.

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Eat the richrepublicans

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I can only see this as cookie monster and frog

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Evolution should really have a stern talk with pandas "No, you are BEAR don't eat the mutant grass, no no that doesn't go there, ... WHY AREN'T YOU REPRODUCING THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PART"

At least they don't acquit Florida murderers.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I know we're europeans and all, but the point of sex parties is that you don't know anyone there right? What kind of a weirdo would want to have an orgy with your colleges :crossarms:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I saw a picture on imgur with Cruz's wife side by side with the porn star in the movie. It looked like a before-and-after photo.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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The Soviets didn't get sent to camps, they got sent to pens. Like a barbwire cow pen. They got starved to death.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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... that doesn't make sense? The body has problems with increased pressure from outside, granted (including being upside down). But why the hell would the body not be able to regulate blood pressure absent gravity? If anything, shouldn't it be easier? There's less resistance to what the body wants, not more.

I say, "large space hard-on colliders for everyone"!

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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The MSJ posted:

What if they have the appearance and intelligence of an adult but is only 10 years old, like the Twilight baby at the end of Breaking Dawn or Hal Jordan's girlfriend?

What if it's the movie "Big" starring Tom Hanks

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I'm Swedish and yes, it is surstömming. Without a doubt.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Ok I know that people actually wash it off before consumption, how does it taste though? One presumes that it's quite good if you're actually willing to go through the whole disgusting process.

Mostly it tastes a little salty. It is ofc not eaten on its own, but with a little hardbread, boiled potato, sourcream, and onions (and some capers possibly?). It fits in well with those and some people love it to bits, but I don't think it's because of the taste. It's more the tradition and ceremony of the thing.

Also it's funny to terrorize foreigners with. Most of our food is a goldmine for that, and that is the real mystery.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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The rest of the free world after Putin put his dick in the US election:

:stonklol:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Down's with VVAmeche, stand against his singular windmill fight! Seriously, probate him and the thread moves on.

He's bringing me Down.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I'm troubled and and get high on life

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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This makes me remember that movie with Donald Sutherland about the soviet police officer who hunted a pedofilic serial killer for like 28 years (don't remember the number, but it was something mind boggling).
He caught him in the end.

And this is the darkest derail. It's all so more haunting being in the happiest silly thread.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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The only thought in my head is that I need my crowbar now

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Jamaica is the country that gave us the word Voodoo. Am I the only one to remember that? If you wonder how they celebrate the dead, you can probably guess - it's weird enough to have documentaries made in National Geographic.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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:saddowns: I mixed up Haiti and Jamaica. Yes you are all correct, it's Obeah in Jamaica, and while releated to the other West African traditions it's certainly distinct from the much more publicised Haitian practices

I filled in the blanks of my memory with voodoo, literally

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Former DILF posted:

"Says grand cheif Johnathan Soloman"

Ah yes, the famous Cree family called "Soloman"

First nations mother, Jewish father? Don't be so bloody quick to judge.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Tom Cruise likes to play hide and seek with other scientology celebrities when he has them over to his house, Leah Remini said. A normal desire for a 50 year old man, indicating he's not in mental arrested development since age 19.

But yes, he and Keanu Reeves are known as the actors who actually learnt what their instructors taught them, think somebody said recently about Keanu "He didn't really need any training" for John Wick. Wouldn't want to fight them. And if anybody wants to fight Jackie Chan, I'm gonna fight you, the monster you clearly are.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

12 loving years I've been on these forums and someone finally understands where my username comes from.

Thank you

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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To maximise add revenue. At least they don't have Taboola clickbait (even if its pretty close) (and faint praise)

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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I really liked that story

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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It was called Astro-Hungary then. (They even had tiny battleships)

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Is there a headline that reads "Boris Johnson new PM" yet? Because that would fit the thread

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Bertrand Hustle posted:

those aren't tears

Avatar/post combo

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Hey. Good sir mr. American. There's people living in Greenland. It's their land. You're not going to buy Greenland from Denmark anymore than you are going to buy Belgium from Denmark, this is utterly insane.

what is wrong with you sometimes

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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What's next then on the shopping list, Scotland?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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...let me just call Vietnam real quick.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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"Well here it comes
Here comes the Taco" (Taco Morrison)

"I'm waiting for my Taco-man" (Lou Tacoeed)

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Yea, that's the town of Insjön, northern desolate Sweden. Shits boring and cold, can't blame them for trying something fun. They deserve it.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Blaming the radiation from your current nuclear disaster on your old nuclear disaster

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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digi

I know very well who Roy Orbison is, but... why would Roy Orbison be in a shrink wrapped house in Florida where it's getting rained on :downs:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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This is to sad for words

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Also get you some good super fine grit sharpening stones to maintain it well and it will last you for decades. Theres also nice fixed-angle vice set ups, those are invaluable to keep the angle right as you sharpen. Yep, keeping it nice and sharp is very important for your penis.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Splicer posted:

149 or 649 depending on how you count them

you make the other 149, and I will make 500 more

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Killing the chicken to scare the monkeys.

E: That kind of law enforcement, fear of disproportionate unmotivated violence, was considered barbaric during the Enlightenment, 300 loving years ago. How did we get here? Why do we accept it?

Ee: wait, dumb question. Boomers.

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Is this art?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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Burkion posted:

The last ten years has seen a lot of progress and strange bedfellows emerge

Let's... let's not talk about beds and fellows in conjunction with furries. Let sleeping dogs lie.



:dadjoke:

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
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"foul presence expunged from the earth"?

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