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Cleretic posted:The NT News from Australia has been posted here a couple times ('Why I Stuck A Cracker Up My Clacker' is the famous one, but Auspol's emote The all caps convey a kind of wild-eyed craziness. gently caress YEAH, GIVE ME THAT FEEDING TUBE.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:The Guardian perhaps not up quite up to date with their slang here. The Guardian, stop trying to make grool happen.
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Blurred posted:*George enters looking tired and dishevelled* *Auschwitz gate flies open, Kramer slides in*
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syscall girl posted:Boo is a racist word. According to my ex who lived in Arizona as a kid, and she couldn't tell this story without laughing about it, someone at the neighborhood pool saw a black kid getting in and screamed "there's a boo in the pool!" in abject terror. No matter what I do All I think about is you Even when I'm with my boo All I think about is you
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Not that I didn't see Freddy, but I love how he triggers the news graphic with a jerk of his head.
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C.M. Kruger posted:Somebody once told him the world was gonna roll him He was looking kind of dumb with his finger in a bun and a croissant stuck to his forehead.
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Wasn't Blanket's actual name Prince II (since he had another kid also named Prince)? My Jacksology is rusty.
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Kavak posted:I think Klingon was originally meant as a prop to keep things consistent between movies (Later shows), so it reads more like a half-filled writer's bible they released to the public. Klingon language has a tendency to pop up in weird stories, I remember a news story from a few years ago where police found a family with three children living in a filthy caravan, and the kids only spoke Klingon.
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Sir SIR if you can't do this blowjob properly I'm going to have to put you under arrest. Now, start again please. Keep blowing, keep blowing
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Those totally rule, especially with the ladies kicking rear end and capping fools. Reminds me of Kate Beaton's lady cyclists comic. edit: http://harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=331 davidspackage has a new favorite as of 21:46 on Aug 4, 2015 |
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Ain't no law says a man has to wear pants.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Her condition is a real thing (idk if the story is real but the condition is). It's probably just as likely she made that person up and did it alone, though.
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drgnwr1 posted:Yup, totally ISIS, RUN. Police, choke them, taze them. To be fair, their flag is a little unfortunate. Strudel Man posted:The wrist-breakage also occurred four years earlier, when the kid was eight. Aaand the boy's mom died last year, which means 1) insult to injury and 2) she's probably after life insurance money. Is there a Satan of the Year award?
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drgnwr1 posted:I like her request You only get free transportation if your child gets slapped by a white teacher.
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And this one time, at band camp,
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Wanamingo posted:It's the daily mail, so there's a good chance they made that part up There's a really nasty undercurrent of "so THIS is what you want, right transgender accepters" Credits for the name Stefoknee though, that's inspired button pushing.
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My favorite was "Sarcasm is the best"
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Oh God. Is that the one where they shaved the ape and kept it in some horror story jungle brothel? When rescuers came for it, it started gyrating its rear end towards them
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Stoatbringer posted:Dr. Zaius. Dr. Zaius.
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quote:Sorry, I didn't read the whole article - if I had, I would have known that the vegetable in question was shoved up his rear end by the future newspaper article "Doctors remove 18-inch cassava from man who tried to use it as a sex toy." Thus securing its own existence. That's some evocative butt stuff.
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I'll pay her double to not do it.
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Trump disavowed him? Prrrtffft right, coo-coo! 
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They were x-rayted photos.
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Scientists estimate this man produced the loudest scream ever heard from a human throat.
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He was sentenced to high-fiving the officers on site and given an official warning to never stop rocking the gently caress out.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:20 years ago, Jason was 15 and Chris was 31. I wonder whether the answer's 'grooming' or 'Chris is such an eternal manchild, even at 31 he could only identify with kids.'
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The Man With The Golden Butthole. He has a powerful rectum He passes a thousand per fart.
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Heh heh. Crafty. *picks at scab, spits out tooth*
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Amphigory posted:Is the horse in a car? It was so upset, it couldn't return to the station under its own horsepower.
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On one hand, gently caress people trying to hijack the "service animal" label and cheapening it for people who actually need it. On the other, lady just wants to keep her pig and will probably reach for anything to do so, let her keep the drat pig.
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Phlegmish posted:Why did Filipinos elect this insane Judge Dredd rear end in a top hat Probably because, like most current countries, its population just seems to love electing a violent jackass and excuses all his hosed up behaviors no matter how extreme
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cenotaph posted:Dave's not here, man. Okay is Dave there
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SpacePig posted:It's Australia, though, so I think enormous spiders are just a part of everyday life over there. Australian: a spider. Oh well. *maintains respectful out-of-leaping-range distance*
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I like how he closes his eyes for a while, as if imagining the future violence he would commit against his family for this transgression.
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Powaqoatse posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ojvk-4IcOE Unsurprisingly, most of the comments are humorless wieners complaining about feminism.
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It must be cool when you have a job where, when you get caught on a lie, you can just say "no, I'm just unbelievably incompetent."
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