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Lizard Wizard posted:What's fan death?
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Geniasis posted:My understanding is that it's used for situations where a huge risk was taken on voluntarily, like with an accidental risk but with the victim knowingly placing themself in that situation
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Karma Monkey posted:I want to see Tracy Van Slyke do an article about how Scooby Doo promotes drug abuse and Bugs Bunny advocates a deviant lifestyle.
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Collateral Damage posted:Just go dive in pacific reefs. White tip reef sharks are like puppies with more teeth.
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Mar 17, 2016 13:59
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Choco1980 posted:Yeah, I keep hearing stories about vibrant animal life there now, not like, tumor monsters. Perhaps a level-headed re-evaluation of the area's danger wouldn't be out of the question? Though on the other hand, having this sort of accidental wildlife preserve happen is also pretty cool.
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May 20, 2016 17:19
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Police, firefighters called in after flat Earth debate turns heated
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Jun 27, 2016 13:22
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In everything that isn't some sensational oh my god they are banned on buses lets try it out despite having no sympathetic preferences for related foods?!? media treatment of durian, the measured description of durian is that its like you have your stinky cheese and fruit together.
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Aug 22, 2016 14:37
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Lime Tonics posted:Calgary man loses testicles while trying to ‘fill scuba tank with weed smoke’
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Sep 8, 2016 00:45
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Australian man patents the Hamdog - a hotdog and burger combo The article admits he patented the hamdog years ago and the news is he just started selling it. But that is probably the correct headline to actually make anyone care about the hamdog.
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Baron Corbyn posted:Plymouth man believes seagulls have personal grudge for him and is "afraid of what they might do next." quote:Edd added: "My Jaya the Cat CD had come on automatically when I turned on the engine but I had to take it out and put on the new Revenge of the Psychotronic Man album really loud instead.
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Needs the quotequote:“I don’t see anything abnormal in a bed like this,” the director of CaroBus, Anton Koppel, told the Russian news site Fontanka. “Some (children) become doctors, some bakers, and some soldiers.”
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Man's fiancée to murderer: 'Why did you have to kill him over Deez Nuts?' That headline wrote itself really.
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Kitty litter mistaken for meth lands man behind barsquote:A similar thing happened to a man in Orlando in July. He was arrested during a traffic stop after flakes of Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze tested positive for meth using two roadside tests, according to the Orlando Sentinel.
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https://twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/870813423495512064 Why does the NYPD have a beehive?
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Hot cops have thirsty Floridians considering getting cuffed I was expecting that to mean something slightly different after a hurricane and before I saw it was an NYP article.
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Its cute PR they get to rub in craft brewers faces because craft brewers are loving savage about their beer name c&ds.
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Jan 6, 2018 16:32
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This Uber story has been getting some questionable headlining. Like it's grammatcially correct but maybe I'm just broken and can't see or not see commas anymore so it runs on into the humorous version. "Uber Eats Driver Allegedly Shoots and Kills Customer" Like the cars come to life and is getting it's revenge by eating the driver and shooting the passenger.
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Feb 19, 2018 20:54
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Honorable mention for taking the headline overly literal: "Elon Musk's Boring Company gets green light to start digging in Washington, DC"
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Feb 19, 2018 20:57
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Months later we find out its insurance fraud once they found out their insurance note was worth more than continuing to serve the European market. Although the article seems to imply the bourbon made it out ok.
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Jun 23, 2018 00:26
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Henchman of Santa posted:A guy at my college did a capstone project where he collected jizz to see if men produced more sperm when looking at porn. Whelp that's my jack off fact of the day.
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Jun 27, 2018 16:39
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Worst timeline confirmed.
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chitoryu12 posted:New Taipei!
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Aug 10, 2018 02:05
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Sounds like a real ham burgler.
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Sep 10, 2018 13:39
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Aesop Poprock posted:I have been piss tested at a few different places, one weekly for a few months and I am not aware of these color changing cups you speak of
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Oct 8, 2018 18:25
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chitoryu12 posted:I mean it can still get cold if you wait to take it home to eat.
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Oct 11, 2018 00:57
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Someone could fill this thread with Forbes articles if they had the time, it's turned into something like Tumblr for rich people and journalism grads. I don't know which I like more, the articles that are like XYZ happened today and this is why that means you should get into my MLM scheme, or the really earnest niche writers like anime lady.
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Herpes, Clinton is just Bill's medical chart.
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I go, “But it is the truth?”
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True kvlt black metal is about being anti establishment clowns which means with the sudden influx of mainstream Nazis, Neckbeard Deathcamp is more kvlt.
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Creed, Nickelback, and Coldplay have collapsed into a popular rock music singularity in my mind. The only identifying piece of Coldplay I can hang onto is "not from US" and being the last band standing in popularity they've come up more often but I usually end up talking about them like they are a Canadian Christian-crossover rock band. E. I actually read the link and he tweeted a look at this photograph meme, I'm dead now https://twitter.com/repmarkpocan/status/1103760502780542977 zedprime has a new favorite as of 19:34 on Mar 11, 2019 |
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I'll occasionally look at this photograph with arms wide open and be like actually yeah, they're different aren't they. Then it goes right back to being the same in my head. I can't even explain the Coldplay part, the other two are from similar rock molds but Coldplay is different but apparently not enough for it not to be completely wiped out by the Cold Creedback construct in my head.
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/oregon-deputies-guns-drawn-respond-report-intruder-find-roomba-vacuum-n992996 Glad our boys in blue are doing something about those black colored bottom feeders.
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Apr 10, 2019 20:06
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Man I remember the first time I drove a car without a cat, what a rush. Glad I weaned myself off that chemically addictive experience before the environmental laws kicked in. Second hand smoke is assault but the solution to housing offenders is probably carting them to cessation therapy and replacing their smoke products with smokeless instead of making them literally homeless.
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May 23, 2019 13:39
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It sounds like the one legal trick bigots don't want you to know is that a judge doesn't need to sign the affidavit, the state can just file it without some fancy pants getting mad about putting his name on a sheet that has a couple dudes.
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May 24, 2019 15:08
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Splicer posted:To keep the spiders still during the experiments, the research team created a small spider harness with a 3D printer.
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May 24, 2019 16:58
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Bertrand Hustle posted:The fact that Celtic Frost covered an obscure new wave song from the 80s is the funniest part of all this If I remember right there's a Powerman 5000 version of Relax in the Zoolander credits.
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ultrafilter posted:Those were both right around 2000, whereas the Celtic Frost cover is from the late 80s. They were just experimenting, and not every experiment works.
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*DEA busts a dealer who thinks he's being smart calling his product chocolate balls if he needs to text message about it* We did it guys, we cracked the code, everybody is calling it chocolate balls these days.
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