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What possible explanation other than "I thought it would feel good" could he come up with? "And so I quickly surmised that the only way to slow the energy death of the universe is for me to gently caress this pastry" Edit: "The signal for the armed rebellion to start against the tyranny of the plutocrats " Edit #2: "It's for charity" By popular demand has a new favorite as of 11:04 on Dec 6, 2014 |
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I would have never guessed. 
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And who will be burdened with this debt when the coyote defaults? The taxpayers, that's who! 
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gently caress me, you've just discovered the only way a non-upper class person can win this life. "Live like a king, party till your heart explodes, pay no loans"
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Say Nothing posted:
Man, the explenation he give cannot possibly better then the idea that all those gay couples are some sort of weird sub atomic construct.
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Can he test his theories in the Large hardon collider? 
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Feb 11, 2015 16:48
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Don't you just hate bosses who do that? "We are fine here, Mr Duck"
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That was not the kind of police brutality I had come to expect.
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Nevermind the science, this facility has paid off in unintional humor several times over
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Pity he didn't give him a florida flag tattoo.
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quote:Looks like Walmart might be trying to rebrand itself as the one-stop shop for gay men who are packing heat of all kinds.  
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And then they set me up with a grindr account and a motel room!
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Xpost My cursive reading skills aren't up to this, is there a transcription?
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I'm not a beer drinking man, am I missing something here? Why not get an easily portable keg?
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We must act to stop them from seizing Wingdings!
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Don't kinkshame
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Now he's just a One-armed bandit.
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So either he's a Hitler fanboy or the mother of all edgy hipsters. Both deserve to be shot into space sans space capsule.
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May 16, 2016 20:15
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Didn't some company manufacture radioactive condoms, that would make her jaw fall off.
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Well that is a poor choice of words 
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May 27, 2016 15:26
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And that man's name was Hitler 
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May 27, 2016 18:21
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An honest to god toilet snake attack!
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Well, that's one way to reply to a thread.
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Everyone knows that Ghost with a revolver means business  "In a city filled with the corruption of the living, the only straight shooter is a dead man."
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I'm not an expert by any definition, but I feel sure that this was not the proper way to enjoy cocaine. Also not the proper definition of brotherly love.
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Illest block party ever
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It's always fun to cook a rooster for a meal for two.
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I much prefer the little death https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort
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Yup, they are guilty of the crime of making "notorious bum driller" not funny.
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There's a pussy(cat)/pussy(vagina) joke to be had here, but I'm too disgusted to make it.
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Friend have you heard about krokodil? Special price for you!
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Goddamnit, anyone can just bribe his way to the highest gay office!
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Re: Top gay It may look like this: https://youtu.be/3OA5csEdCYo
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Suicide is old hat, reducing your lifespan through whoring and snorting is where it's at.
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I like how she brings her new guy to the room where the dismembered body is, and he actually helps her hide the body. She sure knows how to pick them.
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I'd like to encourage people to practice safe sex, especially if it's with someone from a group which is promiscuous (which furries apparently are). I'm sorry that this post has no joke, the statistics on STI are horrific. E: A smart condom? Why am I surprised? By popular demand has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Mar 4, 2017 |
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It's hard out there for Australian rappers to rack up the street cred.
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Lime Tonics posted:The python was seized in a raid on a drug lab where it had developed its habit after absorbing fumes and particles in the air as the drug ice was being manufactured, the Daily Telegraph reports. I would soooo not mess with a methed-up snake 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK8BfDz-Q54 POPEYE'S DIK- I SAW SOMETHING MOVING (ON URANUS)
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I always knew this day would come. It seems that every subculture goes through a purge phase after it gets big enough.
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