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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm not a US so I looked up costumer satisfaction:

Comcast is not leading but neither is it dramatically low.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Penguins are perverts, Japanese penguins doubly so.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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chitoryu12 posted:

Have you ever been so mad, you ate your vacation money?

I generally exchange it for food first.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Statistically speaking most of the jury wouldn't be interested in old man boner, so he'd better be packing a masterfully carved obsidian monolith in there.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Except for the Don.
He's as coherent and controlled as he always was.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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You just can't beat (heya) Diogenes of Sinope, when caught masturbating in the market he just said "If only satisfying the stomach was this simple".

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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"Dinsdale!"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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:v:"Ian Brady? Who's that?"

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 11:36 on May 22, 2017

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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So much for the tolerant left :getin:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Aesop Poprock posted:

I remember reading something like pandas only get horny if a bunch of males chase a female up a tree and trap her until she's tired or something which is hard to reproduce naturally in a captive setting


Can't they just start a weird fetish forum like the rest of us?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Eating the wrong things, pissing in public, loving up the simple act of loving.
How aren't 🐼 the official animal of the something awful forums?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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That's no excuse, people still find Shmorky cute.
Until they get educated.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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The wasps aren't pleased either.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I'm really disappointed with the SM community, you'd think they would be all about awareness of dangerous situations.

E: what does an SM OSHA officer wear?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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A dildo which shrinks to a peanut, when can I expect ​to find this in the sex shops?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I'm worried for the poor croc, that amount of methamphetamines in his food might hurt him.:krakken:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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The gang of four?
The gang of three?
The guac of three.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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"Get your rear end to Mars!"
-oh my god it's a donkey sex farm on Mars!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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No! That's not the proper way to enjoy a calzone! :barf:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I just read through the Israeli articles, the taxi driver is indeed Danielle's ex who she's in a custody battle with.
He appeared to be just as surprised as we are to hear the news.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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:cop: listen bro we've gotten reports that someone might be trying to kill you.
:aaa: wait what?
:cop: we can't disclose any more information at this point but keep a low profile and watch out for aggressive drivers.
:aaa: WTF.
One week later.
:foxnews: Danielle has been arrested for soliciting a murder.
:aaaaa: what the actual gently caress?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Are vials of ricing an illegal modification of cars?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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She must have spent weeks researching and refining the poison and then she goes for the absolute dumbest way to deliver the payload.
Excepting perhaps just mailing it to the Ex and scribbling "male enhancement formula" on the envelope.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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But are you a taxi driver?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Since when is the Catholic church this much fun? I feel left out.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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They told him that it can't be done, they said evolution doesn't work that way, but look at Brian now!
I've got 100$ on him to evolve gills by September.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi3SQq1KjN4
At 8:00 I can't make the timestamp link work.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Jul 9, 2017

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I hear that under the apartheid regime in South Africa some people have taken to ripping off their fingernails and jumping out a window.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Aesop Poprock posted:

As someone who makes and sells weed brownies this is a really bad recipe

The only thing you can rely on the web comic Jerk city to teach you is proper fellatio etiquette.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Possibly :nws: ? It wasn't anime he put there

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Any junkies around to theorise just what the hell is he takeing four times a year?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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He just needs to let it go, Trump has already collected the supreme duche trophy.
Just go leave as normal a life as you can.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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I'm all for the underdog but Trump is a duche of such proportion as to make the competition a done deal.

Fake edit:
Why a woman blames Trump selfies for her divorce

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Thanks I needed to feel like a comparatively healthy functioning person.:unsmith:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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How old is the myth of Pygmalion? Because I'm sure people were fantasizing about artificial women even before that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Anyone feels like going through the Egyptian book of the dead or the epic of Gilgamesh and finding out? I'm afraid that cave paintings of robots don't exist.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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Severe weather indeed.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

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What's his username on these forums?

E: actually he should probably not come here, there's a danger of gay.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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I've never been to Iowa, the impression I'm getting is that "clean and wholesome" is code for the depressingly boring and tedious.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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Worst superhero?! I'll have you know that he personally saved me from doctor insecurity by dazzling him with the phallus in question!

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