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AlbieQuirky posted:TUMOR BOY WINS BLACK BELT TUMOR TEEN TACKLES TAEKWONDO!
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Aug 19, 2018 04:48
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Screaming Idiot posted:ARG for the Santa Clause reboot going well THE CLAUS IS DEAD  LONG LIVE THE CLAUS
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Dec 21, 2018 18:46
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M_Sinistrari posted:Hippos are also very determined and grudge holding. I remember reading some years back that some guy ticked off a hippo and it tracked him down for miles to get even. He slept with my wife, also calling me that is very hurtful 
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Apr 19, 2019 19:24
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Double Punctuation posted:New Coke is just Diet Coke with HFCS and the knobs twisted a bit. Diet Coke tastes like rear end, so I can’t imagine New Coke is any better. Is that actually true? I've never heard anything other than some generic claim that it's sweeter and "different" than classic. My interest works go way down, since yeah, actual Diet Coke is nasty garbage that I can't imagine anyone truly enjoying outside of some kinda soda Stockholm Syndrome.
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The Bloop posted:Diet Coke is the only soda I really enjoy, with mountain dew throwback coming in a distant second. I dunno, I mean like what you like, but I don't see how it's similar or refreshing. Slim milk tastes like weaker milk to me, but Diet Coke tastes harsh and metallic and only related to Coke in a vague slightly cola-ish way.
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Imagine four Lord Bucketheads on the edge of a cliff. Say a direct copy of the Lord Buckethead nearest the cliff is sent to the back of the line of Lord Bucketheads and takes the place of the first Lord Buckethead. The formerly first Lord Buckethead becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the cliff. Politics work the same way. Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 06:39 on Jun 1, 2019 |
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Jun 1, 2019 06:34
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I'm the aroused neighborhood
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Jun 25, 2019 04:06
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Gender reveal party stunt ends with a car erupting in flames
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Jul 10, 2019 18:38
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jojoinnit posted:But were the flames blue or pink? "Congratulations, it's a fire elemental!"
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Jul 10, 2019 19:26
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fisting by many posted:Since I was "lucky" enough to see it before it was deleted https://twitter.com/nytimesvows/status/1151557811769413632?s=19  It's okay, just bury that age down further in the article and it's all good!
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Jul 17, 2019 20:41
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someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my unholy frankensteinian creation is dying
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Jul 26, 2019 02:16
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Bertrand Hustle posted:spend less on spines no
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Jul 26, 2019 02:21
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[Morgan Freeman]No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that mankind had willfully engineered its own destruction[/Morgan Freeman]
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Jul 26, 2019 05:28
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Bird songs suck if they're from the crows that shout at each other at 5 AM outside my window, otherwise they're good
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Jul 31, 2019 03:33
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Mister Mind posted:526 teeth removed from Chennai boy’s mouth At that point it's probably more accurate to say you're removing a small boy from a pile of teeth.
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Jul 31, 2019 21:41
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Scathach posted:fitting our cats with Mad Max-style armor before the incoming apocalypse 
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Aug 1, 2019 00:18
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cinni posted:Tango and Cash This is the one I refuse to believe.
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Aug 2, 2019 16:10
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Arctic mission will trap scientists in ice to study climate 
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Aug 15, 2019 21:21
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I feel like you should win by default if you die during an eating contest. Like, you other people may have eaten more, but nobody's eating harder than you.
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Aug 20, 2019 00:00
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"They're not swastikas, they're clearly two S's"
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Aug 22, 2019 15:50
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Joke's on them, I don't even have sex 
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Aug 31, 2019 16:42
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AlbieQuirky posted:She didn’t actually use the diapers, though she did bring them. What I feel like my whole life has been a lie 
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Sep 12, 2019 18:41
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I never knew baby shoggoths would be so cute 
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Sep 19, 2019 20:19
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A mob of horny tarantulas is prowling San Francisco 
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Oct 11, 2019 23:53
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[climbing into oven] Mine too, sooo...
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Oct 16, 2019 05:13
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So many cool potential apocalypses lately and yet we're stuck with slow, boring climate change
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Oct 17, 2019 00:04
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I'm fine with the rats, thanks though
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Oct 22, 2019 00:57
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[armpit fart noise]
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Oct 24, 2019 00:37
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quote:It's also true that everyone who ever lives will die [citation needed] 
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Oct 25, 2019 23:10
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 Goats help save Reagan library from destruction as California wildfire threatens
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Oct 31, 2019 06:09
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The purest boi, the one spoken of in prophecy
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Nov 2, 2019 16:14
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quote:researchers have now studied the colony to understand how it functioned—and installed an escape route to see if its members would leave their home given the option [as massive wave of ants engulfs burning skyscraper in background] "Well, we just wanted to see what happened if they got out"
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Nov 6, 2019 04:56
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The massive wave, composed of over a millions ants, has grown to just over 3 feet high at this point. Those in coastal areas and low-lying environs are asked to seek shelter. Small skyscrapers are important too
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Nov 6, 2019 05:23
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"Sir," he said, and believe me, I could tell he was crying tears of joy, "Sir, thank you for telling me to tear down this wall! We're all getting richer here now that you've torn down the wall the democrats put up" e: dog tax 
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Nov 10, 2019 00:33
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You Can Finally Spend The Night In A Hotel Shaped Like An Anus My mind automatically filled in the voice for a Professor Farnsworth useful new invention announcement
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Nov 14, 2019 01:38
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Invisble Manuel posted:Fox News: 2 infants buried wearing helmets made from other youngsters' skulls have archaeologists puzzled. 
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Nov 19, 2019 18:00
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Church accidentally builds giant baby Jesus statue resembling Phil Collins
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Nov 22, 2019 00:00
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Sir Lemming posted:So it was, as soon as Moses came near the camp, that he saw the Israelites air-drumming "In The Air Tonight". And Moses said to Aaron, “What did this people do to you that you have brought so great a sin upon them?” So Aaron said, “You know the people, that they are set on evil. For they said to me, ‘Make us gods that shall go before us.’ And I said to them, ‘Whoever has any gold, let them break it off.’ So they gave it to me, and I threw it into the fire, and out came Baby Phil Collins.” 
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See the face on the billboard? Well, that man is me
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