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The MSJ posted:Have you driven a Ford today? What if it comes with weed? Well poo poo, this would explain why Focus stalls out on hills. Time to start carving up those seats.
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She isn't happy about the dry hump day, but wet labor day sounds promising.
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Say Nothing posted:Turmeric is a healthy spice. Welp, now I know what I'm getting for lunch tomorrow. As an aside, is Seagull edible or is it like Pigeon and laden with disease?
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loving hell, that's Schwarma, not kebabs.
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Wheat Loaf posted:
Shave the hair down a bit, add a triple chin and blammo, Trump statue.
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Potato, potatoe, patootie.
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One does not merely poke into Mordarski.
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Dude knows the beginning of a horror movie when he hears it.
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Leavemywife posted:No joke, if I suddenly won a ton of money, I'd very heavily consider having a replica of the mansion from Resident Evil made, complete with silly-rear end keys, emblem puzzles, and traps. Sounds like you want Lord British's House in NYC. With the failure of Shroud of the Avatar it should be cheap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndoVk9JcR48
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Wait, I thought the whole point of owning a 7 bedroom/18 bathroom mansion was to do your business in a different room everyday?
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I can't think of a more appropriate response to the launch of an overpriced warship than asses waving in the air.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Somebody must have been really drunk: Video of the scene has been found. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORiUP1ZPLB0
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pik_d posted:Who the gently caress is coughing on deer 
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Blue Moonlight posted:Drink…your piss? Don't bogart your own supply. --I. P. Freely.
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Thankfully, here in Arizona I don't have to turn my clock back and experience any consequences. My Senator is who?
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Makes cleanup easier. I guess. Maybe? I dunno. This is not the lite sour cream I ordered with my meal.
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Stop the simulation, I want to get out.
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bobjr posted:https://twitter.com/rileystearns/status/1567595356539748352?s=46&t=CblmQ9Hy4-2L4x2eoQf-8Q The Last Duel took place in the 1300's. You could have given us a dog dueling a man instead, for shame Sir Ridley.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:who stands like this? I very much want to push him over.
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They really missed a zinger with Lisa Block-Weiner.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The Duke of Sussex is due to give evidence at the high court in London on Tuesday in a joint case he, and many other alleged victims of historic phone hacking, have brought against Mirror Group Newspapers. That's ruff.
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Toast. loving plain toast. Also who the gently caress has a microwave at crotch level?
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Milo and POTUS posted:who's the guy who looks like brad pitt who also shares his first name? Bradken Sorbo.
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StillFullyTerrible posted:That was Thebes, not Sparta, dumbass Putin ally! When you're a Russian Plutocrat, everyone else looks like a Helot.
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Weyd posted:https://www.theguardian.com/money/2024/jan/20/retired-teachers-pension-stopped-as-provider-refuses-to-believe-she-is-not-dead Government wish boards are something else.
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Well, nice work, rear end in a top hat. Zelensky sacks Ukraine's commander-in-chief Valerii Zaluzhnyi
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Cartoon Man posted:
On the one hand, that's a badass Ram. On the other hand, gently caress Texas and "game" hunters.
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Are they going to ban whistle tips next?
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