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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://legacy.fordham.edu/Halsall/ancient/1650nesilim.asp posted:

If any man have intercourse with a foreign woman and pick up this one, now that one, there is no punishment.
Seems weird that they had to specify that.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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What counts as "winning" this fight? Because I reckon I could beat some of those animals in a "fight" if scaring them off counts. Almost none of them will want to fight in the first place, so in most cases they'll probably just leave if you shout at them. But if we're locked in an arena until one or both of us is dead then it becomes a very different question.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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FreudianSlippers posted:

Also you can't actually own or operate a gun without a license which requires having a clean criminal record, reading a book on gun safety and going through a seminar on responsible gun handling with a test at the end, and training on how to use a gun
Read a book? Does it at least have dragons in it?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Can we get a fact check on that? I'm not convinced.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Fat Bear Week title awarded to female who gained weight during 'single girl summer'

I saw the headline in my RSS reader, but for some reason they changed it in the actual article.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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venus de lmao posted:

Arrested for resisting arrest? what a country!

Surely you should have to be arrested for something else and charged with resisting arrest as a secondary thing? Because if they're not already arresting you for something else, how were you resisting arrest?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Freemason Rush Week posted:

DIG through the ditches and
BURN all the witches and

Elviscat posted:

CLOWN MY
CRAZE RUINING BUSINESS
Not even close.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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quote:

a victory for the plaintiff could be considered "a dangerous ruling for the spy cam industry and for Amazon," because "the court’s analysis could indicate that all surreptitious hook cameras are categorically illegal to sell." That could prevent completely legal uses of cameras designed to look like clothes hooks, Goldman wrote
Oh yeah, just all the perfectly ordinary and innocent reasons a person might want a hidden camera disguised as a towel hook. Like "in-home surveillance". Of the bathroom. Not for spying on people without their consent though. For... bathroom security? Got to make sure no one's sneaking in there while you're away, I guess?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Body wash is soap, isn't it?
Nah, it's some horrible gunk that sticks to your skin and doesn't rinse off like soap does.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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What is "Sims 4" porn? The Sim is ordinary people in realistic scenarios. That's just normal porn, right?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Famous Fortnite character Chun Li
That's not what it says. The most-searched game is Fortnite. The most-searched character is Chun Li. These facts are independent. People searching for porn of various different Fortnite characters all get combined together into the stats for Fortnite as a whole, whereas people search for Chun Li much more often than for any specific Fortnite character.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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poo poo Fuckasaurus posted:



Seems to be exactly what it says???

Oh, my mistake. I hadn't looked closely enough.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Rascar Capac posted:

Ah, noted British guy Graham Linehan.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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The General posted:

Promotional art. A voice over at the start with no context. "Bob has five fingers."

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Inceltown posted:

Man who mixed own sperm with dad’s will not have to take paternity test

Local council is trying to force a DNA test to see if the man who is listed as the father and raising the child as his own is really the father after they somehow found out about a DIY IVF treatment.
Why did they even think they needed to know this? What was their actual argument for it? And what is the judge talking about here?

quote:

Throughout the case, the judge said that the family had “created a welfare minefield”, adding: “I cannot believe that JK, PQ and RS properly thought through the ramifications of their scheme for JK to become pregnant, otherwise it is unlikely that they would have embarked upon it.”
What are the supposed ramifications?

Surely there must be tons of cases where a child's genetic parentage is unknown or uncertain but a single individual takes responsibility without a DNA test? That seems unremarkable to me?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Inceltown posted:

When the judge is saying "welfare minefield" here they're talking about the childs welfare when people find out they're a cum mix with grandpa and pa. That is not the sort of thing kids will let slide on the playground.

If it hadn't been publicised by the local government getting weird about it, how would anyone ever find out?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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quote:

Marion Calder, a director at For Women Scotland, the campaign group, said the materials were “clearly trying to create a link with JK Rowling” and that it was “deeply concerning” to see “Jo” quickly leap from “reasonable statements” to the Holocaust.
I agree, it was deeply concerning to see how quickly she went from talking about wizards making GBS threads their pants and magicking the poo poo away instead of using toilets to... oh wait, you meant the fictional Jo, not the real one.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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quote:

He is always staring at other women! Whenever we are out and there are attractive women nearby, he will take a good look or worse, keep staring at them while we’re in a pub or something. Meanwhile, our conversation starts to dry up, because his focus is elsewhere.
Sounds like a creepy weirdo. Don't stare at people. Especially not to the extent that you're actually distracted from conversation by it. :stare:

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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ImpAtom posted:

It is really genuinely funny to see how awkward way every headline has to dance around how to refer to Simpson in as neutral a term as possible.
They actually don't; you can't defame dead people. They're choosing to.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Phlegmish posted:

I always thought the Darwin award stuff was distasteful, but please use your brain and common sense before you modify your extremely unsafe transportation device to go literally five times faster than it's supposed to.

It's especially great when you get to the part about how "e-unicycles had been known to shut down while in motion, catapulting the rider off". They probably shouldn't even be able to get to 30 km/h. Even 10 km/h is not a speed I would like to be unexpectedly catapulted off a vehicle at. Seems like these things aren't really designed to be used as a mode of transit.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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By popular demand posted:

what about the JPG tribes?

I've seen a lot of their artefacts.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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carrionman posted:

Stay away from B I O S then.
But I need it to make my computer boot up.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

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Phlegmish posted:

Billie Eilish is surprisingly stupid

I don't think she's saying she doesn't believe in whales, just that she finds it terrifying to contemplate the fact that such giant beasts exist alongside us.

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