Xinlum posted:

Does he pull the trigger with his tongue?

Say Nothing posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Does this count as an article?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

How does sex with a circular saw go right?!

cinni posted:

I know its dailymail, but there are other news sites running the story too and I don't feel like using them right now.

Man, 65, charged with murdering his girlfriend, 60, claims she accidentally choked to death giving him oral sex - and he wants to show the jury his PENIS as part of his defense

"Last week, Patterson’s defense attorney, Ken Padowitz, filed a motion asking a judge to allow his client to present his manhood to the jury, arguing that it is 'essential' for members of the panel to examine the body part in order to fully understand testimony from an expert witness, reported the Sun-Sentinel.

The defense attorney also requested that Patterson be allowed to strip down in front of a handpicked group of people, among them the judge, lawyers, a bailiff and the jurors.

If his request is turned down, Padowitz said he would consider making a mold of his client’s sex organ to show the jurors."

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4489536/Suspect-woman-s-choking-death-wants-penis-shown-jury.html


She died doing what she loved.... oh wait no she didn't, you loving murdered her; and now you are trying to make everyone look at your old man dick.

chitoryu12 posted:

"We are furious," said the hotel's "Toe Captain," Terry Lee, in a news release. "Toes are very hard to come by."