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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Weird News Headlines: Twerk will set you free
 
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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos









(This one is especially funny because I don't think Rush Limbaugh has ever found it hard to swallow a weiner. Because he's fat.)




I found at least fifteen more headlines, but I didn't want to beat it into the ground. (Penis.)

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Some already in this thread, some new.

http://www.dose.com/lists/629/Local-News-TV-Captions-That-Were-So-Wrong-They-Were-Just-Right

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
English Town Builds Shrine For Cookies Dropped On Street

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