Barry Bluejeans posted:

You also said we wouldn't litigate our sex life on the something awful dot com forums

I know I started it but just let me self-own in peace!!!

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/nybooks/status/1699084473608945990

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It said Salafism when I posted earlier.

Lobok posted:

I wanted to say that the hedge fund cum dragon was named Smaugma but I suppose dick cheese really doesn't have anything to do with ejaculate.

freeedr posted:

That’s the weirdest Police album

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

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Phlegmish posted:

More content that's not available in my region, but if it is what I assume it to be, I have to side with the woman, endless means endless

Baron von Eevl posted:

Didn't even get through the first sentence before the chuddiness shone through.

bobjr posted:

https://x.com/the_summerman/status/1772723533975523766?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

quote:

Once in the kitchen, Mattel recalls Marius placing a black pouch on the counter and pulling out a silver envelope with a rubber band around it. He remembers Marius removing the rubber band and handing him the envelope.

"He lets me take out the money and he takes back the envelope. I count out $15,000 in $100 bills. I even make little bundles of $1,000 on the counter," Mattel said.

"Then [Marius] picks up the money and puts it back in the envelope. He puts the rubber band back around the envelope and hands it to me."

With a $100 bill still visible through the clear window of the envelope, Mattel says he handed the man his Rolex and, after exchanging a few pleasantries, Marius left.

A little while later, Mattel decided to open the envelope again. This time, he realized, it'd been stuffed with a bunch of coupons.

"I came undone. I really felt the heat, thinking to myself, 'I've been had,'" he said.

Mattel had just become the latest victim of a criminal magician or magicians who allegedly committed other similar thefts in the greater Montreal area, Radio-Canada's investigation has found.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I think I've read about this trick in at least two cheap crime novels.

Kantesu posted:

Mittens Romney, political cat

Captain Hygiene posted:

I had a weird incident with Firefox on my phone the other day, where it was infinitely spawning new blank tabs faster than I could stop or close them. I finally got through to use the "close all tabs" menu iron for the first time ever. It stopped the spread, but also lost the perfectly curated selection of actual tabs I'd built up over the last year