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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!


It's fake, sadly.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Well, of course it doesn't work anymore! The thief took all the leads out!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

The second-place vote is pretty dumb. Why would you name a boat after a guy who died trying to make the same voyage the boat is? It'd be like building a plane to cross the Pacific nonstop and calling it the Amelia Earhart.

EDIT: That's probably why the Internet picked it. :v:

Zemyla has a new favorite as of 08:39 on Mar 20, 2016

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
Al-Gebra is attacking with weapons of math instruction

Also, even if he were writing in Arabic, that doesn't justify treating him as a criminal.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

My only regret... is that I have... boneritis!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Croisquessein posted:

I don't know if it's the fashion or the art style, but women always look badass in old-timey newspapers.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Mescal posted:

Was expecting this to involve a hibachi magic wand

Do you smellllllll... what the cock... is cookin'?

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

These two people clearly don't know that the Internet is full of sites for matching people with weird fetishes up with each other.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

I thought that was some kind of weird rabbit before I saw that the "ears" were actually a beak.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Facebook Aunt posted:

Huh. I expected Excalibur to be shinier.

I'd feel it would be more likely to be fake if it were shiny.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

It's not often that I get to say this,
Buy a silicon masturbation cup, a dead chicken isn't sanitary.
Also a masturbation cup has no sharp bones that will puncture your wangus.

"It's not often" but you're not saying it's your first time saying it?

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

I thought the town in the upper left was called Tampon Strings at first.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

L0cke17 posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41238272

200+ meter long 'fatberg' found in London sewer.

Grab some stencils, spray-paint labels on the fatberg and sewer, and voila! Instant political cartoon!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

That excuse flies about as well as his primary campaign did.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
https://twitter.com/yourpappalardo/status/909056018558148608

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

The MSJ posted:

Someone put a mysterious substance in Detroit Metro Airport soap dispensers. They say it's likely a bodily fluid, but won't say which one.

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/unusual-substance-discovered-in-soap-dispensers-at-detroit-metro-airport-sources-say

:itwaspoo:

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Automatic Retard posted:

Has anyone said diarrhoea yet?

I did!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Police dog fires handgun found during search for assault suspects east of Calgary
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/chestermere-rcmp-dog-discharges-pistol-1.4313103



Bad dog! (with a gun)

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!
Everybody was flung poo fighting — Carnoustie kids make mess of residential street

Those shits were fast as lightning!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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It's called an architectural style, you McMansion-dwelling nincompoops!

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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SpacePig posted:

Haha, oh my god. She actually was fired because she physically would not sniff for bombs.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/19/bomb-sniffing-dog-fired-cia-loses-interest-finding-explosives/
What a good dog.

quote:

She now spends her days playing with her handler's children and sniffing out rabbits and squirrels in their back garden.

This'll be a good skill to have when the explosive rabbit uprising starts.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Say Nothing posted:

Special Needs President.



Technically he's not wrong.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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The MSJ posted:

Man in Utah wants school mascot changed to something less penis-sounding.

http://www.sltrib.com/news/educatio...te-crude-jokes/

This doesn't seem to have deterred the Butte Pirates any.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Aesop Poprock posted:

I mean, props to him.
If he put a propeller on his machine, it'd probably be safer.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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I'm always super-disappointed when those stories turn out to be fake.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

:staredog: I have awoken in a dark mirror reflection of the real world, I should go back to sleep.

You woke up in this mirror world hell in 2016. I don't know how you didn't notice it until now.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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The smell was a dead mouse. The maggots don't have a smell.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Platystemon posted:

Drivers’ reaction:

:piss:

There's not enough alcohol in them to set the cars on fire.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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"SOROS-OWNED PROPAGANDA SITE DENIES TIES TO SOROS"

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Choco1980 posted:

Wouldn't the sun eventually expand into a red giant and destroy the sphere?

If you have a Dyson swarm instead of a Dyson sphere, the increased solar wind would automatically propel them into a wider configuration, so they'd be safe when the sun went red giant.

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Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

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Don't kinkshame.

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