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Centripetal Horse posted:I think Oompa-loompas are human. They're apparently a variant of guidos, so their humanity is in doubt.
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Anatharon posted:What's the bottle say? I can't read the handwriting, it's kinda messy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum
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Australia should offer cunthoods instead of knighthoods.
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thetechnoloser posted:Dog bites Man, not news. Cop bites Donut, not news. Dog Cop bites Donut Man AND Cop, best news. You know why that K-9 is grinning? He's only 4, been on the police force for only a year and a half, and he's going to fully retire to live with his handler. Talk about a gravy train, he's probably one smart motherfucker and planned it out.
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gra′vy train` n. Slang. a position in which one receives excessive and unjustified money or advantages with little or no effort. Also: 
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My old squadron patch. Looks like Satan got his eye plucked out and is pretty miffed.
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This is truly a great article.
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Haven't seen this one yet: "B.C. woman hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose"
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Karma Monkey posted:Maybe it's like that one Jaws movie where a relative of the shark that was killed seeks revenge on the family of the person that killed the shark, only with moose. Moosejaws: The Revenge
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Besesoth posted:...what am I missing? indent-ified
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Tetracube posted:The new
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Say Nothing posted:Gory. Let's lighten the mood. When the North American continent freebleeds, you can bet that the Grand Canyon will run red with blood. The Red River will probably flood too.
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Aesop Poprock posted:For the longest time after my sister got married I would try to discribe her husband as "my sisters boyfriend" and "my brother in law" and half the time I would just end up calling him my boyfriend Some real Freudian slippage going on here.
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PYF Strange News and Headlines - The Cheese of Truth
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Cujo 3: Revenge of the Dogge
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pussy riot police posted:Do you want to deal with some wanker 4000 times? Yeah, it probably got old after the 3,800th time. 
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Xun posted:Oh wow the dildo protest actually made it to the BBC?! I don't think that BBC wrote the headline; if so, it would be something like "Texas 'university' students in 'dildo' protest over 'gun' law". Never before has a news organization been so in love with quotation marks.
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Snapchat A Titty posted:It's like ten thousand mailboxes when all you need is being alive And who would've thought, it figures.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:My cursive reading skills aren't up to this, is there a transcription? Here you go. "Well I never thought anything about it except I was saying Run. Run back down to Mammy Granger and the boys from the bunk-house and tell them I never saw nothing, that I ain't seen nobody there in that ditch, with her drawers up over her knees with that man there, too. Run and tell them that I dint see nobody, and make them believe that they was standing up. Run and tell them it weren't true so's Rosie wouldn't get no whipping. "
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EXAKT Science posted:Tokyo Sexwale confirms candidacy and says he plans to repair ‘undermined’ Fifa Why only a sexwale? Why not a sexmanatee? Or a sexgiraffe?
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A nice strange headline to start the day with: Man slips in vomit, runs own head over
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A whole lot of people getting evil over trifling food. Fight over fried chicken turns fatal in W. Houston
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Tasty eats at the ol' Shoe-B-Q
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titties posted:As a guy in his mid-30's I can say that there were social networking sites pre-Myspace and we were using them, along with chat rooms and IMs. All of this poo poo is so old hat to us that our advanced techniques and secret lore seem bumbling to you only because you are still so naive
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"Let them take Papyrus, let them take Hobo and Bleeding Cowboy. We will meet them on the plains of Helvetica and we will erase them!"
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Perhaps only in Mother Russia: "Moscow Cemetery Brawl Leaves 3 Dead, 10 Wounded" Oddly enough, "Police said the brawl was believed to have been about who controls providing burial services at the sprawling Khovanskoye cemetery in southwest Moscow." Holy gently caress. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/mass-brawl-moscow-cemetery-leaves-two-dead-10-wounded-n574096
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Shouldn't have used one of those cheap Chinese gaffs made of depleted uranium.
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 Early effort at a concept album by Frank Zappa's album cover artist.
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Nelson Hidalgo, my rear end, that poo poo's pure Red Green.
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Mu Zeta posted:She looks like she makes frivolous complaints about a lot of things Ah los' mah teef!
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Awesome titles indeed. UNITED STATES v. ONE SOLID GOLD OBJECT IN FORM OF A ROOSTER
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artsy fartsy posted:So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway? Coney Island whitefish
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The headline says all that you needed to know, but you'll click for more anyway: " Woman breaking wind cuts through sombre silence of Grimsby courtroom" http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/woman-breaking-wind-cuts-through-sombre-silence-of-grimsby-courtroom/story-29678588-detail/story.html
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Florida Man is truly the superhero for tomorrow's America
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Not going to be selling any insurance any time soon, I guess.
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Collateral Damage posted:It's missing an airplane made from FTFY
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