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KillHour posted:This man shouldn't be charged; he should be locked away without trial in a crystal for all eternity like any other supervillain. Why should they do anything? All he did was lose an arm.
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If they were as smart as crows, our cheeseburgers would be seriously hosed.
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Civil forfeiture cases always have the best titles. Take U.S. v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins for example.
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artsy fartsy posted:So what kind of animals live in toilets, anyway? Ones that desperately need paper.
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But what if the pig was just fellating you? And what if the pig was dead?
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Burkion posted:You only get off if your name is David. Well, yeah, but what's the punishment for him?
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stereobreadsticks posted:So does this mean it was ok for women to get down with cattle and sheep, just not with pigs or dogs? Well, clearly a woman wouldn't have sex with a female pig or dog, so they must mean the pig and dog will die.  Alternatively, the translation just sucks, because who in their right mind would take their time to make sure the lines about loving animals are pristine?
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But a hot dog is already a sandwich and is grilled so is therefore a burger and
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I appreciate that they blurred out the dinosaur's face. You know, to protect its anonymity. I have some bad news for you.
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Secretary of Transportation: Vince Russo
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The shooter misunderstood the concept of a Magnum Dong.
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mwdan posted:Not unless it's changed since I last did it. I think it was just a form you filled out with your current address, and the one you were going to move to. When did they change over? It’s been online since at least the end of November, and that happened at the end of October. Also, they mail a notice to the old address letting them know of the change within a week, so it shouldn’t have gone on for months in any case.
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That’s cool and all, except for the whole thing where everyone’s brain becomes Swiss cheese if the guy got unlucky and had an uncurable disease that occurs spontaneously and shows no signs for decades. (Probably one in a billion with muscle, but I’ll stick to my bird meat, thank you.)
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Sex robots are dangerous and must be stopped. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eI1ULJNUo8
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Low-hanging fruit? In my PYF thread?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Someone screencapped it, I hope, but it was basically "people used to think Jazz was a rich white men's gig, but now it's becoming more open" or something. Got utterly demolished by people noting the actual provenance of Jazz. What really sells it is the banner on top. World War II apparently isn’t part of U.S. history.
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Oh. Well then. I thought the joke was that since she was celebrating Hanukkah, it would be no surprise she had Jewish ancestry.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:"Hello, this is the captain speaking. We are looking for the owner of a lonely heart." Has anyone seen a very stoned golden retriever around here? I was taking him to the hospital, but he bolted out the window as soon as I got near the airport.
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A Person of Interest was last spotted driving a car with the text Pussy Wagon on the side.
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How is this news? I thought it was a well-known thing that they have to digest their food twice. Rectal Death Adept posted:Robert Houston was arrested Thursday after he allegedly attacked his father with a pizza upon finding out his old man helped deliver him at birth, WFLA reported. To save you the trouble: quote:It’s unclear why the information caused him to attack his father. 
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Somewhere, Brad Wardell breathes a sigh of relief.
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Intoluene posted:This is also pretty much the idea behind physical penetration testing. The system may be secure from hacking but that won't help if your staff are idiots and just let someone walk in to access the server box. “If I can touch it, it’s mine.”
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Platystemon posted:That’s Berlin’s Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe, right? It does help their point. Nazis are no longer the leading cause of death among Jews.
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jojoinnit posted:I really need to learn to stop googling these things to check if they're true. If not for gorilla channel I think I'd be a complete cynic by now. An image without any source is fake nearly 100% of the time.
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Terrible Opinions posted:5“Whenever you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites, because they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by people. I assure you: They’ve got their reward 6 But when you pray, go into your private room, shut your door, and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you.7 When you pray, don’t babble like the idolaters,h since they imagine they’ll be heard for their many words. 8 Don’t be like them, because your Father knows the things you need before you ask Him. No, you see, only the parts of the Bible that support her viewpoints are the true words of God. The rest is made up bullshit.
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The stroke seemed to be a joke. It was Ian Cognito - knocked em dead.
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New Coke is just Diet Coke with HFCS and the knobs twisted a bit. Diet Coke tastes like rear end, so I can’t imagine New Coke is any better.
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Crows actually have the best song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbRS9K4rZ8Y
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Ironically, it was a felony murder, not a real murder. He failed to commit any actual murders.
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That would be a great setup for a ghost movie, with that last line.
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It’s not like stuff like this could possibly cause any harm, like, say, loving Germany up for four and a half centuries. It would never happen.
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Cartoon Man posted:
This Heroquest sucks.
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The Nazi one is SS with one S rotated sideways.
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New C-SPAM title
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Relevant: This is the weirdest Carmen Sandiego game.
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