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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Weird News Headlines: The male is in the czech
 
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EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

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Some local news for y'all. Artist’s fire escape climb to visit friend’s apartment leads to fall, brush with law

The fellow in question:
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cock hero flux posted:

owls are pussies

I once knew a man who undertook a prolonged campaign of violence and terror against owls(long story but the short version is that it's the government's fault, gently caress the police) and not one of them had the balls to fight back against him. He attacked at night too so there's no loving excuse.

gently caress owls

Please tell us the rest of this story; it sounds like a hoot!

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Regalingualius posted:

If they backed out on the deal at the last minute, would there be zero Fucks given?

FUCKS NOT GIVEN

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Something about the Doctor headline just got me.

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AlbieQuirky posted:

What would we even do in the U.S.? "scorched my schlong"? "torched my tool"?

Firecrotch

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Popped up on a local news station's Twitter feed. My roommate and I have been giggling about it for like a half hour:
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Avshalom posted:

i could defeat a tree frog

I don't believe you.

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Woman Fulfills Lifelong Wish of Becoming Blind

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Tokyo Sexwale confirms candidacy and says he plans to repair ‘undermined’ Fifa

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When Teacher is Busted Drawing Sexually Explicit Image on Student’s Paper, She Has Unusual Explanation

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Deputy too drunk to receive Mothers Against Drunk Driving award

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

Jesus Christ that mom is a crybaby.

Yeah, it's not even a well-drawn dick!

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Modi1024 posted:

How are they telling us this story if they woke up dead.

They are a ghost. :ms:

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Dustin Johnson Finally Slays Demons for US Open Title

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