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quote:"The irony of him being killed by a mailbox is unbelievable," said Gaudet's sister-in-law Viola Gaudet. That's not irony 
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Oct 15, 2015 06:05
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Say Nothing posted:Derail! Where do those thumbnails come from? Are they just photoshopped or is it some bizarre porn genre?
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Nov 6, 2015 04:57
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So this article about the fighting at that trump rally isn't funny but it does have this bit I laughed atquote:The rally, one of many being held across the country, is sponsored by the pro-Trump group Liberty Revival Alliance and was originally scheduled for noon to 4 p.m. in Martin Luther King Jr. Civic Center Park. A regularly scheduled farmer’s market, which is usually held adjacent to the park, was canceled as a precaution.
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Apr 16, 2017 01:03
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The MSJ posted:Married man in India has no money to take his girlfriend on vacation, so he gives her a fake plane ticket and then sent letters to the authority alerting them of a terrorist threat he made up. I didn't catch that until I was reading the article. He's definitely a smart man
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Apr 21, 2017 23:00
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They just really really like movies and had to evolve a way to show it.
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Jun 1, 2017 05:39
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DavidAlltheTime posted:"It looks much closer if you look in the photo, but it was really far away. Well, not really far, far away, but it was far away from us." quote:Both said tornadoes are not common in South Africa, but Theunis said he watched a TV program about storm chasers, so he's familiar with them.
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Jun 4, 2017 15:41
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Jun 25, 2017 01:11
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Does teleporting with the ball count as traveling?
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Nov 29, 2017 04:23
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I'll admit I never thought about it but every bank I've seen calls cashier's checks "secure" so I figured it also helped protect against stolen/lost checks, possibly by being able to void/cancel lost checks. After reading about it some more today I was clearly very wrong. Also the fact that modern banking is so hilariously insecure despite being backed by literal trillions of dollars in assets.
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Dec 14, 2017 22:00
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Cacafuego posted:Apparently this episode “Home” only aired once and I happened to see it live. Still creeps me out when I think about them rolling ma out from under the bed. It did eventually appear in syndication but Fox refused to ever air it again. It's also probably one of my all-time favorite episodes.
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Dec 15, 2017 04:06
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Leavemywife posted:Why did they refuse to reair it? The episode has a bunch of incest themes and opens with a deformed, crying baby being buried alive. It's a pretty brutal episode overall.
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The two sentences around it are pretty good too.quote:Hof said Orris, of Sullivan, Ill., brought a $10,000 tip to give to Kisses.
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Dec 18, 2017 00:57
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Platystemon posted:Yeah but we’re talking about Uber here. So some hacker will have the answers and Uber will pay them thousands to shut them up.
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Mar 20, 2018 01:26
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syscall girl posted:A friend of mine who hasn't yet turned on OSC linked me this insane short story about a guy who gets off on chasing women on the highways of Utah (go figure) until they panic and crash and burn and then lets his little mormons explore the magic underpants until he meets his match in a woman who is doing the exact same thing. Have you read the one about the dude who chucked his dog into traffic and raped his daughter? I used to be a huge OSC fan as a kid, had his short story collections and everything. Some of his stuff was pretty messed up.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/AP/status/988139385253257216 Lock, Cock, and two smoking barrels
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Apr 22, 2018 21:14
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quote:According to The Ledger, Anderson was wanted on a failure to appear charge stemming from a 2015 incident where she held people hostage at a Burger King using a BB gun. gently caress, at this point I think she's already been more than punished for her crime.
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Bear smashes car window, eats two dozen cupcakes inside posted:A large black bear with a sweet tooth broke into a New Jersey baker's car to eat freshly baked cupcakes inside. He ate every single one.
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ultrafilter posted:Steve Harvey's new show Funderdome gets leaked, no-one downloads it In a venn diagram of people who watch Steve Harvey shows and people who know what Torrents are I"m pretty certain there is zero overlap.
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Jul 3, 2018 02:59
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Tortilla chips spontaneously combust, causing 2 Austin fires
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Jul 19, 2018 00:15
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Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail
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Aug 13, 2018 01:51
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chitoryu12 posted:The worst case of being technically correct. I mean I guess you could ask his mother what time of day he was actually born but
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Aug 21, 2018 01:53
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Must have been much respected by the pequeninos.
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Woman pulls knife on security agent then hits him with fanny pack containing surprise pigeon
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Sep 25, 2018 05:03
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"When booty calls" 
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Dec 11, 2018 06:31
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Anything that bans basic sneakers isn't loving "casual" anything.
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Dec 29, 2018 20:00
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I remember there was a judge who was murdered and the headline read something like "stripper who became judge etc."
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I was halfway through this drat article before I realized it did not say a seal.
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Splicer posted:Sorry that was derivative Don't sin your posts
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Its a wildcat strike
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Oct 22, 2019 02:25
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What did you think they meant when cops talk about their beat?
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https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1221881862244749315
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Jan 28, 2020 01:50
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Ah a new DoS (denial of sleep) attack
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Apr 18, 2020 00:13
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Global News has history https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXck1A6eT5k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQAauVu2sTg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYcz94cBPDo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpejGoiI9yE
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Apr 24, 2020 08:22
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Platystemon posted:God has this problem a lot. His son doesn’t. Jesus saves. And after 3 days Jesus hit quick-load
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Jun 18, 2020 21:51
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Probably. Also I believe it was the Golden State killer who was finally caught when the cops uploaded his dna from some crime scenes, then used their database to match with close relatives and tracked him down from there. So by uploading your dna, you're functionally in a police database now!
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